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Offlinepscyanescens
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I got 5 cocks!
    #11387567 - 11/04/09 10:49 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

So i need to kill four. By law i can only have one rooster and they are begenning to start cock fighting and have sex with the hens.  Any tips on killing and preparing a rooster.  They are 6 months old, is the meat worth it? Dog food maybe?

I here you put two nails in a round cut log and angle them about 45 in oposite directions.  Then if you spaced them properly you can slide the chickens neck in and pull. This stretches the neck enough to chop their heads off with a sharp axe.

If their are better ways let me know, but it is the preperation I am a little unsure about. But I gotta do it soon, they are all crowing at like 3,4,5,6am, etc..... ALL FUCKING HOURS OF THE DAY!,  I live in the mountains but still my neighbors gotta be a little pissed off still.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11387575 - 11/04/09 10:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I would just go for a walk and hand them out to people.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11387579 - 11/04/09 10:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

thats the way my dad always killed roosters, i think it works good


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: MedullaOblangata]
    #11387588 - 11/04/09 10:51 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11387686 - 11/04/09 11:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

axe+stump+cock=headless cock moving around on it's own until dead.


or you could rape them:shrug:


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: MedullaOblangata]
    #11387714 - 11/04/09 11:07 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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MedullaOblangata said:
I would just go for a walk and hand them out to people.




That might work. :strokebeard: "Would you like to hold my cock?"


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: Salomon]
    #11387740 - 11/04/09 11:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

How I did mine :grin:





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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: NIMH]
    #11388002 - 11/04/09 11:59 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Those poor cocks, let them loose in a wooded area.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: rod]
    #11388219 - 11/05/09 12:42 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Well i was wondering how to de-feather and gut them properly.  I am all for the stump and axe technique, i here it works well.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: rod]
    #11388231 - 11/05/09 12:45 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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rod said:
Those poor cocks, let them loose in a wooded area.





are you serious?


they'd be dead by nightfall


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11388239 - 11/05/09 12:47 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

It's irresponsible to let your cocks frolic with a bunch of other cocks.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11388249 - 11/05/09 12:49 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

submerge them in boiling water for a bit until their feathers pull off easily.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11388256 - 11/05/09 12:50 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

The meat is not too bad, if they are only 6 mos old, it might actually be really good. I would cook them slowly in a stew until the meat fell off the bone because although the meat is fine it dosent taste the same as a hen, its a bit more gamey and a lil tougher. As far as killing them goes, the axe works very well. If you dont like blood, grab the rooster by its neck, get your hand to where your forefingers are under its throat right next to the beak, place your thumb on the back of their skull, and press forward. this will break the roosters neck and it will die instantly. the only problem with this is that its a good way to get scratched up.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: blood4blood]
    #11388258 - 11/05/09 12:51 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

^or nail thier feet to a tree and go nuts. works for getting turkey feathers off:shrug:


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: Salomon]
    #11388516 - 11/05/09 01:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Grab them by their feet, put their heads on the ground, step on their heads, and pull up...it's that simple.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11388655 - 11/05/09 02:43 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

This thread is awesome. :stoned2:
Hahaha


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: SillyString525]
    #11388840 - 11/05/09 03:53 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I would use a shotgun man. I hear cocks are pretty dangerous once they hit full size.



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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: pscyanescens]
    #11388856 - 11/05/09 03:59 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I once met a man with 19 cocks!



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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: NIMH]
    #11389418 - 11/05/09 09:22 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Ya you can blanch them to get the feathers to pull out easier.  You have to be quick though because that outer skin will cook fast.  Also you want to get them completely wet to the skin first.  Otherwise when you dunk them in your boiling water the breast will get the water but every other part of the bird will not.  The feathers are designed to shed water.

Plucking the feathers is a REAL bitch.  They go everywhere.  Its a mess.  It sucks.  Its really hard to get every single feather.

When I did mine I plucked three and skinned the rest.  Skinning them is definitely easier, but limits the ways you can cook your chicken.  Blanch the first one, pluck it, then decide if you want to pluck the rest, or skin em.


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Re: I got 5 cocks! [Re: NIMH]
    #11389487 - 11/05/09 09:54 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

if the meat is really tough, as some roosters are, you can marinate them in lemon juice over night to break down the sinews, look up a recipe for poulet yassa, its from senegal where all the chickens are apparently super tough and wiry and its delicious!


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