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Offlinebardleyrichard
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Email from my mom.
    #11386720 - 11/04/09 09:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio :

New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)

Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer

Are not allowed in Schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned...

A Kid in  Ohio wrote the attached...

NEW School prayer :


Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. 

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd. 

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
'If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'


Not ashamed. Pass this on




I think this kid hasn't taken or didn't pay attention to a government class...


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OfflineIma Trooper
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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: bardleyrichard]
    #11386738 - 11/04/09 09:06 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Emails like this piss me off.

"Oh look at me, see, I'm a Christian and proud of it! God is not ashamed of me, and I'm not ashamed to believe in Him!"

Yeah? Who gives a fuck? Did I ASK you if you were christian? Did I ask you if you were ashamed of your religion? No. No, I did not.

Jesus fucking christ...has anyone ever met a "christian" who actually WAS ashamed to be a christian? I haven't. Do they think that they are "witnessing" to people by email, that these people they send the email to will, instead of getting irritated by their retardation, will stop and ponder this pseudo deep thinking? I sure don't. I usually get irritated, then delete the email. Send me more? Congrats. You have now effectively "witnessed" your way into my Junk Email Folder.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11386751 - 11/04/09 09:08 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Outraeg?


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11386758 - 11/04/09 09:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

If my mom sent me this i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

and i love the shit outta my mom.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11386780 - 11/04/09 09:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.





leave it to crybaby Christians to be bitching about harm reduction with poetry.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Rustifer]
    #11386845 - 11/04/09 09:21 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Does anyone else find themselves utterly disgusted with this garbage?

I say we find this kid and      :sniper:


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: AereolaBorialis]
    #11386880 - 11/04/09 09:24 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

AereolaBorialis said:
Does anyone else find themselves utterly disgusted with this garbage?

I say we find this kid and      :sniper:





Let me get my pitchfork...




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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: AereolaBorialis]
    #11386881 - 11/04/09 09:25 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Really? Who cares what people write.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: AereolaBorialis]
    #11386888 - 11/04/09 09:26 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I'm always down for taking some christian life.


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Offlinebardleyrichard
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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: AereolaBorialis]
    #11386968 - 11/04/09 09:37 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

AereolaBorialis said:
Does anyone else find themselves utterly disgusted with this garbage?

I say we find this kid and      :sniper:



:rolleyes:
I say we find this kid and let him take his govt. class so he can learn why there is separation of church and state.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: bardleyrichard]
    #11386991 - 11/04/09 09:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I say we don't take the time and effort to find this kid because he's obviously an idiot who fits perfectly well into the christian religion. Some people really are happier with their little fantasies...thats something I've had to come to terms with. Sometime people can't handle having their bullshit called out.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11387019 - 11/04/09 09:43 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Or, I'd say it's probably just a made up email in the first place that was A)written by an adult and proliferated on the internet, or
B) Written by a child as an assignment of some sort by either a parent or church official.

But I think A. And only because Christians feel it is their "duty" to spread the word of God to others. Which is both retarded and annoying. For real, there is absolutely no reason to believe he is the only god, or there at all for that matter.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: RazzleCap]
    #11387039 - 11/04/09 09:47 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I can coexist with Christian's. I just don't like when they're so overly proud of their faith, and when they write things like this.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11387066 - 11/04/09 09:52 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Why is it christians always feel threatened?!







The difference between his examples of the bad things that are allowed like the piercings and pregnant seniors and his argument on not being able to teach christianity in school/public is that dressing different and being different arent forced on the public(they just choose to do so)while putting christianity in public is an attempt to force people into thinking like the rest of them.

There is no correlation between his examples


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11387109 - 11/04/09 09:56 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DeathCompany said:













:ilold: and saved for my own picture viewing pleasure! :thumbup:


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: bardleyrichard]
    #11387445 - 11/04/09 10:32 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

no fucking 15 year old would write something that stupid


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Rustifer]
    #11387499 - 11/04/09 10:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
I'm always down for taking some christian life.



I love the shroomery! yes I fully agree! Christianity is disgusting and a pox on this earth! there the only people I cant stand.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Enthrall]
    #11387502 - 11/04/09 10:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Enthrall said:
Really? Who cares what people write.



I know. As long as they aren't trying to force shit on to me, I could care less what other people believe. Saying we should find and shoot this kid sounds a bit ignorent to me.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: 2Cents]
    #11387521 - 11/04/09 10:42 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

2Cents said:
Quote:

Rustifer said:
I'm always down for taking some christian life.



I love the shroomery! yes I fully agree! Christianity is disgusting and a pox on this earth! there the only people I cant stand.



I'm sorry but that just sounds fucked up man. I never knew so much hate was on this site.


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Re: Email from my mom. [Re: Solemente]
    #11387561 - 11/04/09 10:47 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Solemente said:
Quote:

Enthrall said:
Really? Who cares what people write.



I know. As long as they aren't trying to force shit on to me, I could care less what other people believe. Saying we should find and shoot this kid sounds a bit ignorent to me.




Not Saying we should find and shoot this kid sounds a bit ignorent to me.


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