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OfflineAhimsa
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Go ask god...
    #11382631 - 11/04/09 12:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Go ask god... [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11382665 - 11/04/09 12:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Human: your gay
God: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Human: so you like gays
God: Interesting deduction. Sure I do. God loves everyone.

lol


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: lmfsmoke]
    #11382696 - 11/04/09 12:14 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Human: What is your economic forcast for the U.S. for the next three years?
God: Are you asking about my economic forcast for the USA for the next three years ?
Human: Yes.
God: I don't want to talk about that now.


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: Booby]
    #11382720 - 11/04/09 12:20 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Human: Why did Ahimsa start a topicless thread?
God: Because he is a ****wit.


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11382740 - 11/04/09 12:27 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)


To move this thread to The Pub should be one of the litmus tests in choosing the new moderator. :thumbup:


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11382743 - 11/04/09 12:28 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Human: Why did Ahimsa start a topicless thread?
God: Because he is a ****wit.




Ahimsa: I agree. This is a DIY post. Make your own topic. Go ask god...


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11382883 - 11/04/09 12:55 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Human: Why did Ahimsa start a topicless thread?
God: Because he is a ****wit.




OC is very territorial.

Human: why are you a machine?
God: myself programmed me for it.


God needs to go to the writing lab.


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: Band of Gypsys]
    #11382904 - 11/04/09 01:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Human: God, will you smite people for me?
God: Yes, input there username and I will send a plague of locust.


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: Band of Gypsys]
    #11382936 - 11/04/09 01:06 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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OC is very territorial.




See my avatar. It is primal and instinctive. (Who let the wolves out?)


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11382960 - 11/04/09 01:10 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:

OC is very territorial.




See my avatar. It is primal and instinctive. (Who let the wolves out?)




Human: Who let the wolves out?
God: Linus Torvalds. :-).


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Re: Go ask god... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #11383692 - 11/04/09 02:48 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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fireworks_god said:

To move this thread to The Pub should be one of the litmus tests in choosing the new moderator. :thumbup:




How could the 'new moderator' move the thread if they aren't first made moderator :shrug:

I think it should be you...

:peace:


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