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InvisibleNIDcommand
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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375752 - 11/03/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I've done the 3some thing it was fun......really fun but i don't think i want to share this time.   



and i guess it is true about girls taking it in the butt if they let you stick it up there ass whats the big deal with putting it in there mouth?:smirk:

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375757 - 11/03/09 10:05 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I mean it can't really be that hard of a line for a woman to cross. She's already had a shaft rammed up her ass, why not take that extra step and put it in your mouth?

It's like... if you've already killed someone, you've got nothing to lose at that point so you may as well go on a killing spree.

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375818 - 11/03/09 10:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Platinum said:
Shes selling herself for a card game. :lol:




Who trades sex for Magic cards???
:rofl:


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375837 - 11/03/09 10:17 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I've heard of crack whores but never magic card whores.

What happens after 5 straight days of "anything you want"?
If you found a chick that plays your nerd games with you, and gives you 5 days of anything you want, then you should put her on the team.
After 5 days one of you( if not both of you) are going to want your relationship to move forward past just casual.

But yeah..Rough sex..Tie her up..Dress her up in different outfits..DSHSB...

Have fun!

Spock

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375861 - 11/03/09 10:21 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Wow. Sex for Magic cards.:lol: I've heard it all now.

Dork sex, FTMFW!!!


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: spock]
    #11375868 - 11/03/09 10:23 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

day #1- cleveland steamer
#2 unlubed anal sex
#3 hot karl
#4 get some rubber sheets and baby oil and just get all slippery. the rest will follow naturally
#5 rough rape fantasy sex.

OP if you really have to ask what to do, you don't deserve it lol.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: istandalone]
    #11375873 - 11/03/09 10:24 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Meh, how about a game of 1guy1jar...


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: istandalone]
    #11375895 - 11/03/09 10:27 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

lol 50% true i a not worthy of this gift.  i guess i have just been a little sheltered sexually that's all and i want to expand my horizons.  everyone starts some where today whips and chains tomorrow latex and bondage:thumbup:

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375908 - 11/03/09 10:29 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Just take your time, man. You seem to be doing fine. You are old enough to be here, though, right?

:sherlock:


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: blissedout]
    #11375918 - 11/03/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

haha yea I'm 25 and sadly i still play magic

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11376018 - 11/03/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

Don't sweat it, man. If it makes you happy then to hell with what others think. Just be yourself.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: blissedout]
    #11376079 - 11/03/09 10:55 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

A thread about trading sex for a Magic deck and there is no talk of role playing?  :fishsmack:

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: blissedout]
    #11376090 - 11/03/09 10:58 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I got it, now this is a doozy. First make her suck off the magic card, then stick it in her pussy. Then when all goes well make her put the magic card in her mouth while you fuck her in the ass(like those red ball things that people stick in their mouth during sex). When you're done with her teabag her while yelling "DOUBLE KILL BITCH". Well there ya go.

~Just my 2 cents. Oh ya when you guys are done cum over the magic card and her face for the grand finale.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: xeallos]
    #11376093 - 11/03/09 10:58 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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xeallos said:
A thread about trading sex for a Magic deck and there is no talk of role playing?  :fishsmack:

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"



I'm a lvl 98 wizard about to fuck your demon's shit up.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11376105 - 11/03/09 11:01 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Wait... you already have sex with her. You have a FULL Beta set. Are we talking full play set? Doesn't really matter. Fucking P9 alone is worth far more than getting kinky sex with a chick you already have sex with. Don't be stupid.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: jewunit]
    #11376129 - 11/03/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Wait... you already have sex with her. You have a FULL Beta set. Are we talking full play set? Doesn't really matter. Fucking P9 alone is worth far more than getting kinky sex with a chick you already have sex with. Don't be stupid.



HAHAHAHA you're getting 5 shrooms just for that.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: jewunit]
    #11376132 - 11/03/09 11:07 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

yeah man, I'll give you a full week for a beta set
:lol:


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: trip forever]
    #11376142 - 11/03/09 11:09 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Also you guys should have sex with no condom, that'll teach her to sell herself.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #11376144 - 11/03/09 11:09 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Just to give everyone an idea the Power Nine cards (nine of the cards he would have if he has a full Beta set) are worth something like $7,500. Probably more.

Then the set is littered with cards worth one hundred to a few hundred. Plenty more in the $50 range as well.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: blissedout]
    #11376165 - 11/03/09 11:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
Wow. Sex for Magic cards.:lol: I've heard it all now.

Dork sex, FTMFW!!!






I've got some beta and alpha cards from back in the early 90's.  I've got a shitload of cards.  WILL TRADE FOR SEXING!

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