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vandago
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Fuck cake
#11349273 - 10/29/09 10:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not the band.
My girlfriend is a psychotic jew mom when it comes to preparing sweets for someone.
We are supposed to go camping in the morning in 40 degree weather ,and she sounds utterly heartbroken when I tell her I'm not wearing a costume and I'll be in winter gear.
Then I sit here and wait for 2 hours and she never shows up at my house, I call her complain about her constant slowness and how it takes her forever to get ready....
And then she just blows up on me and tells me she is making a cake for my fucking birthday and I'm a piece of shit and I fucking ruin everything.
Ice cream cake too.
Way to fucking be. Damn women.
I would love an ice cream cake........but what the fuck are we going to do with it camping? And its already a two hour drive from her house to mine, by the time she got here with said cake it'd be melted.
Sigh. I really wanted an ice cream cake. Now I just get guilt
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laserpig
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349287 - 10/29/09 11:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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someone's gotta write a woman-OS rationality update
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Salomon
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349294 - 10/29/09 11:03 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i thought this was going to be a thread about having sex with cake
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GeorgieBoy
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your wonderful girlfriend is making you an ice fuckin cream cake!?!?!? and youre bitching????!!!?!!?! go swallow a knife!!!
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vandago
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I want the damn cake prick.
That's the problem. She used it as an excuse to blow up on me. And there was never even away for her to get the cake to me!
Sh's making the cake for no reason All it does is prevent her from being here........ain't no ice cream cake gonna make it two hours in a warm car.
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RationalEgo
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349453 - 10/29/09 11:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Irrational women. *sigh*
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349457 - 10/29/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said: I want the damn cake prick.
That's the problem. She used it as an excuse to blow up on me. And there was never even away for her to get the cake to me!
Sh's making the cake for no reason All it does is prevent her from being here........ain't no ice cream cake gonna make it two hours in a warm car.
Perhaps she was going to transport it in a cooler full of ice...
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GeorgieBoy
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349459 - 10/29/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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dont say "Fuck Cake" for the name of the thread, as soon as i saw that i raged. anyone who doesnt like cake can go to hell
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Ima Trooper
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And anyone who doesn't like hell, can go to cake
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GeorgieBoy
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said: And anyone who doesn't like hell, can go to cake
i agree with this.
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vandago
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You're right.
I'm way outta line on sayin fuck cake.......especially ice cream cake.........
I guess I'm just salty I don't get a cake now. We resolved, that tonight wouldn't be a good cake night. No stores are even open around her to get ice.........she even said the whole time shes been trying to figure out how to get it to me, and hasn't come to a solution
Sigh. I wish women thought things through a bit.
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tripp23
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: Salomon]
#11349764 - 10/30/09 12:39 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said: i thought this was going to be a thread about having sex with cake
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Le_Canard
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349835 - 10/30/09 01:08 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Heh! Woman, you can't live without them and you can't kill them.
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Chespirito
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Re: Fuck cake [Re: vandago]
#11349842 - 10/30/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I doubt there was a cake in process
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kanglow
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Quote:
GeorgieBoy said: dont say "Fuck Cake" for the name of the thread, as soon as i saw that i raged. anyone who doesnt like cake can go to hell
I uh... I completely read that in Carl's voice
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pmb
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Cake sucks, It's all about pies.
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