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I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar...
#11347864 - 10/29/09 07:58 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I get caught, what would be the charges? Would they arrest me on the spot and take me to jail? Would they just fine me?
I'm asking because I want to practice wielding this hollow iron bar as a self-defense weapon; I want to train myself to use it effectively so I can protect myself, and trees (particularly Eucalyptus trees) seem like the best thing to practice on since they are very durable and large.
So what do you guys think?
Edited by Anonymous (11/09/09 09:17 AM)
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11348009 - 10/29/09 08:20 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: If I get caught, what would be the charges? Would they arrest me on the spot and take me to jail? Would they just fine me?
I'm asking because I want to practice wielding this hollow iron bar as a self-defense weapon; I want to train myself to use it effectively so I can protect myself, and trees (particularly Eucalyptus trees) seem like the best thing to practice on since they are very durable and large.
So what do you guys think?
dude, unless they are a protected plant, then it would be totally legal for you to beat the damn thing, unless you are doing it on someone elses property and they ask you to stop...
WTF kind of question is this?
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: supra]
#11353419 - 10/30/09 05:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shit happens, and I want to try my best to prevent it from happening to me.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11354090 - 10/30/09 07:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why do you hate trees?
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11355225 - 10/30/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Eucalyptus is an invasive species; go for it. Also plant Psilocybe cyanescens spores/spawn around the base, the mushroom can grow from the bark/crap that falls off the tree.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#11357140 - 10/31/09 12:03 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Why do you hate trees?
I only hate violent creatures.
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Anonymous said: Eucalyptus is an invasive species...
Yes, they are, but if a cop saw me battling one, would he come up to me and arrest me?
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Anonymous said: Also plant Psilocybe cyanescens spores/spawn around the base, the mushroom can grow from the bark/crap that falls off the tree.
Hmm, I just might do this someday.
I am requesting a moderators opinion on this matter, BTW.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11357314 - 10/31/09 12:34 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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you aren't by any chance training to battle koala bears are you?
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: subject]
#11357322 - 10/31/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't think a koala bear would, well, be able to bear the weight of this particular iron bar...
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11408533 - 11/07/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think they'd probably just give you a warning first. It would more likely be a member of the dnre that would give you trouble though.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11448160 - 11/13/09 02:15 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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How are you practicing defense by attacking a stationary tree? Leave the trees alone, go bash a cow or something.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Mr. F]
#11448614 - 11/13/09 03:24 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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It would probably be best not to do that in a city park because it may be considered vandalism, going out to the woods or something on public land would be your best bet I think.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Langstroth]
#11450314 - 11/13/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Congratz on the weirdest question i've ever seen...go take some martial arts classes man you'll learn how to fuck up things that actually move. Even the simplest tactics you learn in a couple months are enough to really take control of a situation.
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Re: I have a question about the legality of beating the shit out of trees with a hollow iron bar... [Re: Pfffffff]
#11473810 - 11/17/09 01:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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If it's your tree and it's not a protected species you can do whatever the hell you want to it.
If it's not yours then it's destruction of property, vandalism, etc..
I would be more worried about being committed or taken to the hospital for evaluation if you get seen doing this.
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