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OfflineWrekstar
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Spunked on my mum's chest
    #11346556 - 10/29/09 06:48 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

HELP!!! I've just spunked all over my mother's chest by accident whilst she was asleep. If she finds out, she's going to go fucking crazy. Anybody know how to clean cum off antique oak wood?!


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346559 - 10/29/09 06:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

By jacking off 3 times in a row


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346560 - 10/29/09 06:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:fail:


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346571 - 10/29/09 06:51 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:nonono:


stop watching grandma's boy brah


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Syle]
    #11346572 - 10/29/09 06:51 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

owned.


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346575 - 10/29/09 06:51 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

tears


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nappy then, nappy now, nappy for a bit
knee deep head over heals in this country shit


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346588 - 10/29/09 06:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Classic lamesauce spice.


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: subject]
    #11346589 - 10/29/09 06:52 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Lol.
deleting time ?


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346649 - 10/29/09 07:00 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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No you didn't. Don't make stupid posts.


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Re: Spunked on my mum's chest [Re: Wrekstar]
    #11346687 - 10/29/09 07:06 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
the only way to get it off properly is with saliva, lucky for you it comes
with it's own handy applicator, now get busy polishing your mom's wood



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