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OfflineWasteland
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11347289 - 10/29/09 06:39 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
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DeathCompany said:
i suggest you find a hobby




I think wacking off is his hobby. :tongue:



The shroomery needs a posting TD bot, so even when he's offline threads can be improved with simple insights like this one. :laugh:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11347317 - 10/29/09 06:42 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?




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Oh and don't be such a dick, mate.



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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11349592 - 10/29/09 11:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?




See above...
"I was just kidding. :lol:"

Oh and don't be such a dick, mate.



we don't take kindly to people have opted our or believe anything they say.




Opted OUT. Oh, and did you know that the hatred for people like me who've opted out is nothing but one of the many old and dumb jokes from OTD?

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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11349752 - 10/30/09 12:34 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Ok I have to ask... How would the world record people make sure the guy would actually jerk off that certain amount of times in a day to break the world record???? After like the third/fourth time, you run out of jizz so you can't tell that way... Do they actually sit there n watch the guy jerk it for 24 straight hours???


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Wasteland]
    #11349785 - 10/30/09 12:48 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

LOLOL RICK ROLLED LOL ROLL LOLED!!!!!!!LOLOL RICK ROLLED LOL ROLL LOLED!!!!!!!LOLOL RICK ROLLED LOL ROLL LOLED!!!!!!!LOLOL RICK ROLLED LOL ROLL LOLED!!!!!!!




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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tripp23]
    #11349791 - 10/30/09 12:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Im pretty sure u can go 20+ ive had a few nymphos...


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11349799 - 10/30/09 12:54 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Nah man.  People who opt out clearly don't cut it.  A little bit of criticism and you go off the handle and don't even give your self a chance at redemption.  It shows when things don't go your way you give up and lose.



The ratings system is there to show what kind of poster you are.  Anyone who decides that isn't important, already gives off the impression your posting skills are of poor quality.  You really have to add to the community after you opt out, or you'll never get respect :frown:

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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: vandago]
    #11349885 - 10/30/09 01:29 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

The whole point of the shroomery is to gain respect yo  :chillin:


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