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OfflineOriginal
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In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory...
    #11345905 - 10/29/09 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I sell Kilograms of Cocaine, Heroin, MDMA & Methamphetamine.

I possess Fully-Automatic Assault Rifles that hold Armor Piercing Federal Rounds in Illegal Magazines.

I have copious amounts of both store bought and Home Made Bullet Proof Armor.

I manufacture Methamphetamine Hydrochloride in MY clandestine lab.

I hire Illegal Immigrants to cook my meth then Murder them and Rape their Wives.

I sell drugs to Middle School CHILDREN at a cheaper price than Any Other age group.

If you raid ME you will end the War On Drugs because I AM The War On Drugs...

I star-in/produce Child Porn...

Anyone else wanna let some stuff off their chest?

I'm drunk.


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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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OfflineEdgeChaos
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345918 - 10/29/09 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

THIS IS THE FEDERATION.

WE HAVE YOUR MODERATORS.

DO NOT RESIST.


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OfflineOriginal
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: EdgeChaos]
    #11345934 - 10/29/09 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



I couldn't resist.


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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345935 - 10/29/09 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:laugh:lol thats great!:laugh:


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345940 - 10/29/09 05:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i like to very carefully portion out the servings of any given dish i'm eating, so  that i have equal portions of whatever given dish + sides at any given time.  my last bite is always the entree plus whatever sides.  i must finish every bite of my entree in one fell swoop.  it's a compulsion.


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OfflineOriginal
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11345962 - 10/29/09 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The meth I cook makes me not hungry.

I haven't bought groceries in weeks!!!

budgeting is k3y my friend...


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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345966 - 10/29/09 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:


I hire Illegal Immigrants to cook my meth then Rape them and Murder their Wives.

I sell Middle School CHILDREN for drugs at a cheaper price than Any Other age group.





:eek:


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345970 - 10/29/09 05:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Original said:
The meth I cook makes me not hungry.

I haven't bought groceries in weeks!!!

budgeting is k3y my friend...





It's the truth.


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OfflineEdgeChaos
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11345973 - 10/29/09 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit everyone scram the fedmods are here!!!


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OfflineWapakz
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: EdgeChaos]
    #11345978 - 10/29/09 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EdgeChaos said:
THIS IS THE FEDERATION.

WE HAVE YOUR MODERATORS.

DO NOT RESIST.




We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile!


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11345979 - 10/29/09 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i'm obsessed with Hello Kitty & PLURǝ


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Asante]
    #11345981 - 10/29/09 05:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:


I hire Illegal Immigrants to cook my meth then Rape them and Murder their Wives.

I sell Middle School CHILDREN for drugs at a cheaper price than Any Other age group.





:eek:



wait so you sell children and accept drugs as payment? and middle school children are cheaper than any other age group?


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: psilyguy]
    #11346019 - 10/29/09 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

psilyguy said:
Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:


I hire Illegal Immigrants to cook my meth then Rape them and Murder their Wives.

I sell Middle School CHILDREN for drugs at a cheaper price than Any Other age group.





:eek:



wait so you sell children and accept drugs as payment? and middle school children are cheaper than any other age group?




You sound like a Fox News spin doctor.

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Wapakz]
    #11346059 - 10/29/09 05:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i used to give out gum laced with LSD to unsuspecting victims :uptosomething:


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OfflineOriginal
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Wapakz]
    #11346072 - 10/29/09 05:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No I Sell drugs to middle school children at cheaper prices than the normal people get...

But I should also expand my business activites to include the above mentioned...

FUCK YES PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!!!


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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Original]
    #11346261 - 10/29/09 06:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Taco Chef]
    #11346269 - 10/29/09 06:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Salomon]
    #11346271 - 10/29/09 06:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
i used to give out gum laced with LSD to unsuspecting victims :uptosomething:



I bet they had a great night. :rofl:


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Re: In Light Of The Shroomery Conspiracy Theory... [Re: Taco Chef]
    #11346282 - 10/29/09 06:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't give that bum by the buss-stop any change. Yes i know, i'm guilty.


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