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Offlinedkamp18
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favorite Chuck Norris facts
    #11340123 - 10/28/09 06:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris shot down a German plane by pointing his finger a saying "bang"


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: dkamp18]
    #11340170 - 10/28/09 06:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris is a faggot, and he thinks people who say 'funny' things about Chuck Norris are faggots too, because he's just a normal guy.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #11340197 - 10/28/09 06:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris is one of my friends cousin, and from what I've heard he's pretty much the biggest egotistical douche bag in the world.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11340217 - 10/28/09 07:01 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

chuck was OK back when I was 17, I was an extra in one of his retarded
movies, the great part was that we got to trash belvedere mall and storm
the georgia power building... his brother mike is a swell guy, does the
stunts for chuck 'cuz chuck is a poosey


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11340224 - 10/28/09 07:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

chuck norris counted to infinity...














3 times


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: batheinthefountain]
    #11340244 - 10/28/09 07:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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batheinthefountain said:
chuck norris counted to infinity...














3 times



LOL!

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is scared of the dark, but so the dark knows where he is at all times.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340282 - 10/28/09 07:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. :lol:


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11340301 - 10/28/09 07:12 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340322 - 10/28/09 07:15 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: dkamp18]
    #11340350 - 10/28/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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dkamp18 said:
chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head



Chuck Norris is so fast that he can block his own punch to his head.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340368 - 10/28/09 07:20 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

lol. chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340372 - 10/28/09 07:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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TrancedShroom said:





:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340373 - 10/28/09 07:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris' tears can cure AIDS...it's a pity he never cries.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #11340386 - 10/28/09 07:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris made AIDS and thats why he doesn't cry.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340400 - 10/28/09 07:24 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer....too bad he has never cried.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar. His shirts get erections when they touch him

Chuck Norris invented racism

Beneath Chuck Norris' beard is another fist

Aids just tested positive for Chuck Norris


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: x Ju x]
    #11340422 - 10/28/09 07:28 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris eats terrorists and shits Patriotism.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #11340520 - 10/28/09 07:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: justinsanity]
    #11340628 - 10/28/09 08:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: MedullaOblangata]
    #11340637 - 10/28/09 08:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.


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Re: favorite Chuck Norris facts [Re: justinsanity]
    #11340919 - 10/28/09 08:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.  Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.


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