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FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE
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FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING GUITAR YOU'VE BROKEN OF MINE GODDAMIT THIS FUCKING SUCKS I AM SO FUCKING MAD I COULD CURB STOMP AN ORPHAN.


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: learningtofly]
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fuck a orphan

curb stomp an orifice...


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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Original]
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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Original]
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arent they liable for that shit?


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Genesis 1:29 - Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you"

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: lmfsmoke]
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no since it was broken before it was shipped


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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Original]
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What was the name of the deceased?
Martin?
Taylor?
First Act?


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"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used." H.T.
I've come to believe that the heart is the filter of the enlightened mind. Epilson Lyrae

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
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Gibson les paul :sad:

Luckily my mom insured it for $1,000 so im gonna go get an estimate on the repair. I called UPS and they said i have 9 months to make a claim. I'm not as angry but I still want to kick the shit outta something because I haven't seen my guitar since july.... and now the neck is snapped


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: learningtofly]
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:mushroom2:Good Vibes:mushroom2:



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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Vibes]
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This is the third guitar neck of mine that has snapped. I am not calm this is fucking gay.

My guitar = the one object i give a shit about.


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: learningtofly]
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I kind of know how you feel, every time my friend from across the country would ship me something, it would always come shredded in a bag and they would say they didn't know what happened. Of course it was nothing of monetary value but it was still like what the fuck? Are you trying to tell me on the way to my mailbox the envelope was dropped into a shredder, ripped up and then every little piece was collected and put into a bag and nobody knows how this happened?

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: MedullaOblangata]
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You should probably jump on it pretty quickly and make sure you have pictures etc. Be sure to find out exactly what you need to do so that they don't give you the run around.
IDK? But it would be better to be safe.
Oh, and nice choice of :hairmetal:  .:thumbup:


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: learningtofly]
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You're not so bad after all.

:ilold:


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Morgenstern]
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:sad:

that fucking sucks man. i hate the post office.

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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dood... it's just a guitar.

Kids are starving in Africa.


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:banana::superbanana::redbanana::bananamusic::celery::rastana::hitlerdance:
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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: _myconaut_]
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_myconaut_ said:
dood... it's just a guitar.

Kids are starving in Africa.



So... he could feed his broken guitar to starving Africans! EVERYONE WINS!


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Wapakz]
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ooo poor him is deprived of his guitar :sad:. Now all he can do is smoke weed and eat mushrooms in his nice house with all that tasty food and clean water :sad::sad:. Woe is he :sad::sad::sad:.


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:banana::superbanana::redbanana::bananamusic::celery::rastana::hitlerdance:
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Edited by _myconaut_ (10/27/09 06:40 PM)

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: _myconaut_]
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That's the funniest sarcasm I've read today. :awesome:


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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: _myconaut_]
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kids arent just starving in africa, dont be a racist :lol:

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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: Wapakz]
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_myconaut_ said:
ooo poor him is deprived of his guitar :sad:. Now all he can do is smoke weed and eat mushrooms in his nice house with all that tasty food and clean water :sad::sad:. Woe is he :sad::sad::sad:.



Wapakz said:
That's the funniest sarcasm I've read today. :awesome:




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Re: FUCK YOU FUCKING POST OFFICE [Re: _myconaut_]
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_myconaut_ said:
ooo poor him is deprived of his guitar :sad:. Now all he can do is smoke weed and eat mushrooms in his nice house with all that tasty food and clean water :sad::sad:. Woe is he :sad::sad::sad:.



So kids somewhere live in a world of shit, does that mean he shouldn't be mad about UPS shitting on his guitar? No.

Kids somewhere might be starving, watching their mothers get raped as they slowly die from HIV but that doesn't mean I can't get mad about my cable being shitty either.

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