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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332593 - 10/27/09 04:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

tell her to get her own fucking towels?


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332612 - 10/27/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Set said:

I was drying off my face one day and it smelled like asshole, it freaked me the fuck out I almost puked.





:rofl2:
You do know bacteria grows on anything thats damp, really.

Bacteria has its odors...


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: shadyy]
    #11332625 - 10/27/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Suimush I'm diggin that idea.

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tell her to get her own fucking towels?



She has at least 10 of her own giant awesome towels plus 4-5 of my raggedy shitty ones.

For some reason she likes to use mine that's what's really weird.



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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11332626 - 10/27/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

He should buy her some towels. It's obvious she is too poor to buy them or she has some really weird fetishes... she is denying using your towels.... did you tell her you found your towel in her room? :lol:

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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11332644 - 10/27/09 04:17 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Mataspore said:
Quote:

Set said:

I was drying off my face one day and it smelled like asshole, it freaked me the fuck out I almost puked.





:rofl2:
You do know bacteria grows on anything thats damp, really.

Bacteria has its odors...



It smelled strongly of fecal matter on a 1 square inch part of the towel.  A towel I had washed the day before. 

Trust me though, I want to believe it's bacteria.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332653 - 10/27/09 04:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i love big towels
she probably likes you


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: feifen]
    #11332683 - 10/27/09 04:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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feifen said:
He should buy her some towels. It's obvious she is too poor to buy them or she has some really weird fetishes... she is denying using your towels.... did you tell her you found your towel in her room? :lol:



Nah dude I'm the one who's broke as a joke, she has money AND towels.  All I wanna do is dry myself off with my shitty towels and I can't even do that.  It's like I'm being hit when I'm down.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332689 - 10/27/09 04:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

use her towels.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: sui]
    #11332726 - 10/27/09 04:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

this thread has me lol. But seriously, she prolly wants your dick, that or you to eat her asshole out, either one I can do.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Drchemist]
    #11332755 - 10/27/09 04:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

MA THE MEATLOAF!...FUCK!


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    #11332760 - 10/27/09 04:35 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332775 - 10/27/09 04:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I went to use the shower in the morning and found out she took my last towel.  Had to fuckin dry myself off with washcloths.  :crankey:






:rofl2:

Its hilarious because I can relate to this.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332793 - 10/27/09 04:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

woahh i'm hang gliding.. honey take a good picture!! I"M DEAD .. WHAT AN IDIOT!!..WHAT A FREAK!


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: shadyy]
    #11332796 - 10/27/09 04:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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shadyy said:
i love big towels
she probably likes you




Agreed x2. Use her big towels to wipe up after you DSHSB.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332825 - 10/27/09 04:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

WTF, who the hell wipes there asshole with there bath towel?

You dry your ass, but you don't actually rub the asshole... that's disgusting, that's what toilet paper is for.

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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11332841 - 10/27/09 04:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
Quote:

Set said:

I went to use the shower in the morning and found out she took my last towel.  Had to fuckin dry myself off with washcloths.  :crankey:






:rofl2:

Its hilarious because I can relate to this.




ME TOO!
when i had roomates there was an unspoken war going on, many
petty pranks were executed in retaliation of eachothers quirks..
it kept life interesting to say the least.. but there was no
chemical burns involved, dont do that thats just harsh...
i agree with those who said steal her towels and use them, hell steal
all of her towels and hide them and act like you know nothing.
oh, and this chick totally wants you.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: sui]
    #11332846 - 10/27/09 04:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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suimush said: use her



and her

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suimush said: towels.




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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #11333046 - 10/27/09 05:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

All valid points.

I would bust in there and free my POW towels but she's never here, and locks her door when she leaves.  I think I'm gonna get baked in a few and use my Macgyver skills on her lock.


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    #11333053 - 10/27/09 05:17 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11333085 - 10/27/09 05:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I'm willing to bet it would just be another one of many jizz stains on that pillow.

If jizz is gonna be the method of retaliation I'll just beat off on the shower floor 20 times in a row or something.

Turn that shit into a glue trap.


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