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InvisibleSet
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Roommate takes my towels....wtf? (UPDATE)
    #11332353 - 10/27/09 05:39 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My roommate uses/takes the towels that I'm actively using.  If I keep my towel in the bathroom she'll use it and eventually take it back to her room.

:dudewtf:

I went to use the shower in the morning and found out she took my last towel.  Had to fuckin dry myself off with washcloths.  :crankey:

I've asked her about it before and she denied using my towels, although they'd always be wet at times they should have been dry.  I.E. she's obviously using them. 

It creeps me out that someone else is drying their ass off with a towel I'm using daily.

I used to keep them in my room to dry but I'm getting tired of the damp smell everyday.

Does anyone else think this shit is weird?  Who the fuck uses someone else's towel everyday?

I would appreciate any clever suggestions for retaliation or otherwise.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332363 - 10/27/09 05:41 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Put some sodium hydroxide all over the towel and hang it up as a decoy.  When she uses it you will know.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332374 - 10/27/09 05:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

is she hot?


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332386 - 10/27/09 05:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Or take some pepper spray outside and spray it, let it dry then hang it up. She will learn.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Tangerines]
    #11332404 - 10/27/09 05:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

chemical burns eh :strokebeard:


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dr_gonz said:
is she hot?



she's cute, I wouldn't go as far as hot

6.5/10 face
7/10 body


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332415 - 10/27/09 05:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i couldnt live with a girl without penetrating her every orifice.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332443 - 10/27/09 05:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

tell her you have foot/jock fungus your lower body is the last thing you dry off AND they are your splooge rags.



i bet she'll stop.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332449 - 10/27/09 05:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
i couldnt live with a girl without penetrating her every orifice.



QFT


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332456 - 10/27/09 05:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

fo sho

I'll bang her eventually, it just weirds me out to bang a chick I'm living with.  Seems like that could go bad down the road.  She's kinda dirty and always sick so I'm in no hurry to get it done.

hence the concern for my towel


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332457 - 10/27/09 05:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
i couldnt live with a girl without penetrating her every orifice.




Or at least sniffing her towel.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Doc_T]
    #11332486 - 10/27/09 05:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

lmao... we *sniff* the towels and drink


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332492 - 10/27/09 05:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

post a picture of you, her, and the towel


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: i hate liz]
    #11332522 - 10/27/09 05:59 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Chemical burns is pretty malicious and will ruin your chances of getting your dick wet (outside the shower).

But what somebody suggested is partially on par; you should use the towel as your cum rag... at least twice a day.  She may never notice, but at least you'll be able to :rofl: and get an amazingly awesome sick pleasure.

Also, you could tell her, "Okay, you can use my towel.  But only when you're showering WITH me."


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: i hate liz]
    #11332523 - 10/27/09 05:59 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

You probably wiped your face where she wiped here asshole
& vice versa

just sayin

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shadyy said:
post a picture of you, her, and the towel




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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: i hate liz]
    #11332525 - 10/27/09 06:00 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

the towel is gone, that's the problem

Quote:

visions said:
You probably wiped your face where she wiped here asshole
& vice versa

just sayin




tell me about it

I was drying off my face one day and it smelled like asshole, it freaked me the fuck out I almost puked.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: i hate liz]
    #11332534 - 10/27/09 06:00 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

shadyy said:
post a picture of you, her, and the towel




Only without you. Or the towel. Yeah, ok- leave the towel in.


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332538 - 10/27/09 06:01 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

kick down her door and get the towel back


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: Set]
    #11332547 - 10/27/09 06:02 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

visions said:
You probably wiped your face where she wiped here asshole
& vice versa




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[quote]natedawgnow said:
Rhizo threatens people with decapitation and mutilation on a daily basis. Maybe actually read his threads next time?[/quote]


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #11332571 - 10/27/09 06:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I pretty much have to kick down the door at this point, I'm not drying myself with 8 washcloths again tomorrow.

goddammit


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Re: Roommate takes my towels....wtf? [Re: sui]
    #11332582 - 10/27/09 06:08 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

suimush said:
tell her you have foot/jock fungus your lower body is the last thing you dry off AND they are your splooge rags.



i bet she'll stop.




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