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Wise words spoken by your parents.
    #11330228 - 10/27/09 10:49 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Have your parents ever given you some short but sweet advice that you still remember to this day? Mine have a few times. Post what you can remember. I'll go first.

"The thing about common sense these days is that it's not very common at all." - My Father


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330243 - 10/27/09 10:53 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Mine told me santa claus exists and drugs are bad. :kingcrankey:


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11330247 - 10/27/09 10:54 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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Mine told me santa claus exists and drugs are bad. :kingcrankey:



they failed to mention that you are an idiot


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. *DELETED* [Re: Gumby]
    #11330251 - 10/27/09 10:55 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11330260 - 10/27/09 10:56 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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"You're an asshole"- Dad
"One of these days I'm gonna put you in the hospital"- Dad
"Let's see how tough you are"- Dad

"What if someone got so high of marijuana they jumped off a building?"- Mom
"The police can take your house away if you get caught with so much as an ounce of marijuan"- mom
"You either worship god or the devil"- mom




All wise words :lol:


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11330271 - 10/27/09 10:59 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

"Someday when you have children of your own, you'll understand" - Mom.

Two kids later and I still disagree


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: calm]
    #11330279 - 10/27/09 11:00 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

My mom told me that too. I don't have kids but I understand her reasoning for saying that now. She kept me out of a lot of trouble.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330291 - 10/27/09 11:02 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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Gumby said:
My mom told me that too. I don't have kids but I understand her reasoning for saying that now. She kept me out of a lot of trouble.



It's just in my nature to be rebelious lol.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330299 - 10/27/09 11:04 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
"You're an asshole"- Dad
"One of these days I'm gonna put you in the hospital"- Dad
"Let's see how tough you are"- Dad

"What if someone got so high of marijuana they jumped off a building?"- Mom
"The police can take your house away if you get caught with so much as an ounce of marijuan"- mom
"You either worship god or the devil"- mom




All wise words :lol:



and people wonder why I have such discontent for my parents


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: calm]
    #11330304 - 10/27/09 11:05 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

"You can sit around puffing all you like, thinking that you're some kind of shaman, but deep in your heart of hearts you know it's bullshit."

Thanks Dad!


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Me_Roy]
    #11330309 - 10/27/09 11:06 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

well are you a shaman?


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11330312 - 10/27/09 11:06 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Eh, my parents never did anything other than the regular spanking or sometimes a belt. I pissed off my mom harcore once and she tried to hit me with a mop as I was running up the stairs. She hit me at the base of the back and the mop handle broke in half and I ran off laughing.

I remember my mom saying "I wish I never had you damn kids" or she would threaten to give us up for adoption or sell us. Then my dad would tell her her she'd have to pay someone to take me away.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: CaptainKirk]
    #11330320 - 10/27/09 11:08 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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Deltron3030 said:
Mine told me santa claus exists and drugs are bad. :kingcrankey:



they failed to mention that you are an idiot




lol obviously your parents raised you without any sense of common decency. probably because your mom was too busy guzzling semen for 5 dollar bills.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330323 - 10/27/09 11:09 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

my mom is just stupid by dad would flip out over shit swing a metal chain guard from a bike at me or a hammer. :shrug:


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330346 - 10/27/09 11:15 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

my dad told me when i was a kid that no matter how big i get and old he gets, he will always be able to kick my ass, and i believe him, saw him beat the hell out of my brother years back, shit was funny but a little scary to see your old father beat the hell out of a young adult.  but he told me this and i will tell my kids the same thing when they start to get mouthy and think they are big guys.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Me_Roy]
    #11330407 - 10/27/09 11:29 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Me_Roy said:
"You can sit around puffing all you like, thinking that you're some kind of shaman, but deep in your heart of hearts you know it's bullshit."

Thanks Dad!




:ilold:

"Keep your pecker in your pants."

"Drive like everyone else on the road is absolutely fucking crazy."

"Do as I say, not as I do" (It's funny because he didn't keep his pecker in his pants and ended up knocking up some whore.)


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    #11330421 - 10/27/09 11:31 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: MR14]
    #11330473 - 10/27/09 11:44 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Mom: I'm starting to think that drugs may be the better alternative.
(Than having to deal with all the shit she does.)
I found that amusing and confusing at the same time.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11330504 - 10/27/09 11:51 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Always wear a rubber"" from my pops.

He got the warts burned off his wang-doodle.


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Re: Wise words spoken by your parents. [Re: Gumby]
    #11330559 - 10/27/09 12:01 PM (8 years, 23 days ago)

Not my parents, but my brother said something hilarious one time while we were blazing, I was attempting to challenge him to something, I don't remember what, I think it was some hard video game, anyways, he said:

"If I don't try, I'm sure to succeed".


:ilold: Actually, we lol'd. A lot.


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