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OfflinePlatinum
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2 jokes for the pub
    #11328872 - 10/27/09 02:01 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's the best part about having your way with a 8 year old girl in the shower?

Putting her hair back and pretending shes a boy.


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Re: 2 jokes for the pub [Re: Platinum]
    #11328881 - 10/27/09 02:03 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

thats terrible, not even funny.


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Re: 2 jokes for the pub [Re: Platinum]
    #11328886 - 10/27/09 02:03 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

SICK SICK SICK SHAME ON YOUR MOTHER FOR BIRTHING YOU


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Re: 2 jokes for the pub [Re: nachohippie]
    #11328906 - 10/27/09 02:07 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

those are old.

u wouldn't happen to know that long dead baby joke would you? its like how a dead baby eats its way out of a barrel and then there a joke added on to that ,and a joke is then added on to that one. like sick sicker sickest?

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What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.


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Edited by bumpn (10/27/09 02:08 AM)


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Re: 2 jokes for the pub [Re: bumpn]
    #11328933 - 10/27/09 02:11 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

whats the difference between a dead baby and a car?
















i dont have a car in my garage... :murder:


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Re: 2 jokes for the pub [Re: blazenn]
    #11328948 - 10/27/09 02:14 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Dirty
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How long does it take to kill a kitten in a microwave?

I don't know, I was too busy beating off to notice the time.

Clean
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What is Mario's favorite fabric?

Denim-denim-denim


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