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MrBump
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: DontPlay]
#11311795 - 10/24/09 12:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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The worst meal ive ever eaten while drunk was a pizza hut personal pan pizza from a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut fast food joint.
Im at the Pizza Hut Im at the Taco Bell Im at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11311943 - 10/24/09 12:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Swyfty Swyf said: O 4 Sho!
Most of my disasters have involved eggs.
One time, a buddy and I were making "omelets."
It was probably looking good for a minute as we kept throwing in ham, cheese, sausage, bacon, onions, and tomatoes.
At some point it looked as if we needed more eggs and that is where the trouble began.
We put raw eggs in with the cooked eggs and cooked it all into a pile of dogshit that we then consumed. 
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Unbearable_B]
#11321955 - 10/25/09 11:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Best thing ever is potato chips on a pb&j!
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headyfunkup
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11321966 - 10/25/09 11:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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cold spegghetios.
oh yeah probably the worst thing when your sober, pretty fuckin good when your stoned and really hungry
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: headyfunkup]
#11321986 - 10/25/09 11:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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24 eggo waffles, 4 at a time back to back til they were all gone. butter, syrup and all.
bout 2 1/2- 3 hours.
and i only weighed about 140 at the time, lol.
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: dkamp18]
#11321992 - 10/25/09 11:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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and an entire bag of fritos scoops, filling the "scoop" part with mustard
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11322017 - 10/25/09 11:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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me and my brother where having a bbq and he had this fucked up recipe for salad so we went and bought all the needed ingredients. well one of them was squid head. I have had squid tentacles deep fat fried but steamed squid head is. Well. BLUUUUUGH fucking Gross. Kinda like chewing on used buthole rubbers. PLEASE NO COMMENTS. LOL! Yeah we where fucking DRUNK>
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: dkamp18]
#11322024 - 10/25/09 11:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got to reading this thread and had a strange sense of deja vu, then realized it was 5 months old 
I can't say I've created too many dishes that were absolutely horrid while drunk, though I've accidentally fallen asleep cooking food and damn near burnt the house down on several occasions. Not my proudest moments though my days of cooking while intoxicated are pretty much over, now I stick to the easy microwavable garbage, after all, at that point I'm too out of it to really give a shit anyways
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: tpihkal]
#11322071 - 10/25/09 11:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ate a cold can of beans once when I was baked, was all I could find... . didnt taste too bad at the time
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: A Day InThe Life]
#11327620 - 10/26/09 08:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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right outta the the garbage!
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: headyfunkup]
#11327659 - 10/26/09 08:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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vomit.
puked in my moulth, and swallowed it
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11327823 - 10/26/09 09:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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My buddy caught me blacked out at the stove with like 3 sticks of butter in a pot. He questioned my motives and I charged him, so he and another one of my friends got airsoft guns and pelleted me until they had me contained in a room. Later in the night I returned, still blacked out but much better behaved.
Another time while blacked out I apparently was eating a slice of pizza in an outdoor smokers area, which is mad grody with spit, ashes, and butts. I dropped the slice, cheese down, on the ground. I picked it up, looked cautiously from side to side (to make sure no one saw me, of course), then proceeded to
Of course, a bunch of people saw me.
I'm glad I've calmed down since then.
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: DrMambo]
#11328372 - 10/26/09 10:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Food never really appeals to me when I'm drunk, but oh have I eaten some nasty shit high.
For example: Pepperoni, pineapple, olive, and cocoa puff pizza Spoonfuls of straight up sour cream/mustard/butter/ketchup/cream cheese popcorn with butter and soysauce ice cream and bacon bits
The list goes on and on.
I would say that my most failed attempt at making food though, was the time that literally the only thing in the house was pancake mix. No pots or pans or anything. So I got the bright idea to pour all the mix onto the counter, put some water on it, and then cook a gigantic pancake with a hairdryer.
There were bits and pieces of half cooked pancake everywhere for the next few weeks.
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11328547 - 10/26/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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what the fuck is Dale's seasoning? rofl
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: alternatereality]
#11328603 - 10/26/09 11:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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alternatereality said: Food never really appeals to me when I'm drunk, but oh have I eaten some nasty shit high.
For example: Pepperoni, pineapple, olive, and cocoa puff pizza Spoonfuls of straight up sour cream/mustard/butter/ketchup/cream cheese popcorn with butter and soysauce ice cream and bacon bits
The list goes on and on.
I would say that my most failed attempt at making food though, was the time that literally the only thing in the house was pancake mix. No pots or pans or anything. So I got the bright idea to pour all the mix onto the counter, put some water on it, and then cook a gigantic pancake with a hairdryer.
There were bits and pieces of half cooked pancake everywhere for the next few weeks.
 Oh man that is so something id do haha, i cant think of any of the disgusting things ive eaten drunk at the moment, probably because i was too drunk in the first place... we have however had many cooking mishaps, putting a pizza in the oven and forgetting until thick black smoke is billowing out of the oven... actually now that i think of it we mostly just burn everything we make drunk.. but we still eat it
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11328687 - 10/26/09 11:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: What's the worst meal you have eaten, with your drunk ass? [Re: MrBump]
#11328854 - 10/26/09 11:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mixing a can of sardines with baked beans.
Not as good as you may imagine...
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