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Chubba
Vape hungry

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Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.
#11320813 - 10/25/09 08:14 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Check this shit out.
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Christians who believe they’ll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets.
For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that’s left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15.
http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/atheist_based_business_offers_fundies_adoption_service_for_dogs_left_behind/#When:20:33:00Z
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Deltron3030
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Chubba]
#11320820 - 10/25/09 08:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's great
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Lucidx
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Chubba]
#11320826 - 10/25/09 08:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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IM AN ATHEIST. HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS RACKET?
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feifen

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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Lucidx]
#11320852 - 10/25/09 08:18 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Didn't you know? Trolls get left back at the bridge.
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Deltron3030
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: feifen]
#11320996 - 10/25/09 08:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i thought christianity was the greatest scam ever.
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Rumblefishtwist
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Deltron3030]
#11321020 - 10/25/09 08:38 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do you think they actually get any business????
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smack
Observer



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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Rumblefishtwist]
#11321037 - 10/25/09 08:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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All the time I bet.
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NastyDHL



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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Chubba]
#11321061 - 10/25/09 08:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10896605#10896605
I POSTED IT FIRST, NOT YOU! EVERYONE, IMMEDIATELY, GIVE ME THE CREDIT! SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION AND PRAISE FOR I WAS THE ONE WHO BEQUEATHED THY STORY UPON THEE!
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memes
Blessed



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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: NastyDHL]
#11321137 - 10/25/09 08:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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ThAtS fUKiNg GrEaT! SoOooOoOOoOo fuNNy
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Chubba
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: NastyDHL]
#11321144 - 10/25/09 08:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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You ruined it 
FML
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Chubba]
#11323063 - 10/26/09 08:35 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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If they were Christians who voted to stay behind to look after the kitties I would buy it.
These atheists are going to hell anyway so when the rapture comes they're not going to bother about the poor pets, with the Horsemen riding free and all.
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Life Upon Death
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Asante]
#11324174 - 10/26/09 12:42 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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the rapture is non sense
lotta Christians gonna be in for a rude awakening
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RoosterCogburn
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Life Upon Death]
#11324202 - 10/26/09 12:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I saw a licence plate holder that said... "In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned".
I laughed out loud and got in front of him, hoping he noticed my Cthulhu fish.
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kaste
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: feifen]
#11324206 - 10/26/09 12:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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feifen said: Didn't you know? Trolls get left back at the bridge.
Good ol' nordic mithology
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Taco Chef
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#11325037 - 10/26/09 02:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RoosterCogburn said: I saw a licence plate holder that said... "In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned".
I laughed out loud and got in front of him, hoping he noticed my Cthulhu fish.
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Salomon
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Lucidx]
#11325382 - 10/26/09 03:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lucidx said: IM AN ATHEIST. HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS RACKET?
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Le_Canard
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Chubba]
#11325482 - 10/26/09 04:03 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I remember some of those sleazy TV preachers saying the rapture was going to happen sometime in the 90's.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Le_Canard]
#11325517 - 10/26/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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It did. Everyone alive now are un-believers.
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Satival
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance. [Re: Ima Trooper]
#11327024 - 10/26/09 07:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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OMFG Why didn't I think of that? Post-rapture pet services and zero exercise diets for me please.
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