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LOLZ Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine)
    #11326881 - 10/26/09 09:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine)
Date: 2009-10-26, 1:57PM PDT
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Hello, I have a plant it is called a money tree and it is supposed to bring good luck and money to whoever owns it, but a lot of bad things happened after I bought it. First my dog died. Next, someone thought it was a marijuana plant and they called the police. The DEA kicked my door down at 3AM and the door landed on my cat and it died. I have no dog or cat, also, they will not pay for the door, but they let me keep my plant.

I think the plant didn't work because I'm not chinese. I think it only works on chinese people. The pot has chinese writing on it so I will give that away with the plant inside. The plant made me turn into a racist against chinese people so I don't want to see any chinese stuff except bruce lee, the greatest fighter of all time.

Please take my plant. If you are not chinese, please think very carefully before taking it. I don't want anyone else to have bad luck like me.

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Re: LOLZ Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine) [Re: drSE]
    #11326900 - 10/26/09 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol, I hope this dude is joking.


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Re: LOLZ Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine) [Re: CubieMcCuberton]
    #11326950 - 10/26/09 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: LOLZ Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine) [Re: Wapakz]
    #11326977 - 10/26/09 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love how he put (non-marijuana) in the title of it. If any of this is true that sucks for that guy but its hilarious as well

Smoke weed everyday

All I ever wanted was to be free,

and in the end that's how it turned out to be

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Re: LOLZ Free plant (non-marijuana) (Alpine) [Re: Revolutionine]
    #11327034 - 10/26/09 09:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, my mom has one of those, I keep telling her it looks like weed and she shouldn't keep it visible by the front door.

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