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OfflineTheBandit
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stretched ears & getting a job
    #11325840 - 10/26/09 04:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I needs a job.
I haves da stetched ears.

recommendations?


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: TheBandit]
    #11325857 - 10/26/09 05:00 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

you mean your lobes are guaged?

get one of those skin colored plugs, a buddy of mine does that


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: TheBandit]
    #11325864 - 10/26/09 05:00 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

shouldn't have disgraced your body like that, and should have thought about the ramifications of doing so before you did it?


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11325875 - 10/26/09 05:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It doesn't matter you won't get a job anyways with the economy like this.


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11325877 - 10/26/09 05:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

not everywhere really seems to care... just look around, i had my ears gauged up to an inch for awhile and managed to find jobs fairly easily.. albeit my hair is capable of covering my ears when i want it to.


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OfflineTheBandit
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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11325882 - 10/26/09 05:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Deltron3030 said:
shouldn't have disgraced your body like that, and should have thought about the ramifications of doing so before you did it?




lick my taint. "disgraced my body". i simply provided myself with how i wanted my body to look.
would you discriminate against a transsexual because a woman felt that she was meant to be born a man.

fuck you, and your mother, you ignorant fuck.


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11325886 - 10/26/09 05:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Deltron3030 said:
shouldn't have disgraced your body like that, and should have thought about the ramifications of doing so before you did it?




:facepalm:

Jesus. Some people make the world so boring.

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OfflineTheBandit
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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: twighead]
    #11325887 - 10/26/09 05:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
not everywhere really seems to care... just look around, i had my ears gauged up to an inch for awhile and managed to find jobs fairly easily.. albeit my hair is capable of covering my ears when i want it to.




yeah, i was thinking something along the lines of customer service or the likes. idk, anywhere thats pretty much "behind the scenes"


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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OfflineTheBandit
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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: livelovelaugho9]
    #11325895 - 10/26/09 05:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

livelovelaugho9 said:
It doesn't matter you won't get a job anyways with the economy like this.




no shit...im having a tough time.


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: TheBandit]
    #11325905 - 10/26/09 05:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TheBandit said:
I needs a job.
I haves da stetched ears.

recommendations?





Whole Foods.  Its practically a requirement that you have weird piercings or tattoos to get hired.


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OfflineTheBandit
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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: GabbaDj]
    #11325944 - 10/26/09 05:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

GabbaDj said:
Quote:

TheBandit said:
I needs a job.
I haves da stetched ears.

recommendations?





Whole Foods.  Its practically a requirement that you have weird piercings or tattoos to get hired.




hm...nice one.


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: GabbaDj]
    #11325963 - 10/26/09 05:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

GabbaDj said:
Quote:

TheBandit said:
I needs a job.
I haves da stetched ears.

recommendations?





Whole Foods.  Its practically a requirement that you have weird piercings or tattoos to get hired.




Definitely. Warehouse food distribution. If your in shape and can run around lugging cases of shit everywhere your good. They pay great too if your fast.

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #11326014 - 10/26/09 05:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

How big are they? If your at 00 or smaller you could just take em out. If they are bigger you could take em out and cover the hole with liquid latex lol.

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Wilde Beast]
    #11326021 - 10/26/09 05:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

liquid latex. sounds safe.


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: TheBandit]
    #11326075 - 10/26/09 05:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TheBandit said:
lick my taint. "disgraced my body". i simply provided myself with how i wanted my body to look.
would you discriminate against a transsexual because a woman felt that she was meant to be born a man.

fuck you, and your mother, you ignorant fuck.




Quote:

TheBandit said:
yeah, i was thinking something along the lines of customer service or the likes.




:lol:


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: CosmicFool]
    #11326128 - 10/26/09 05:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
RR [/quote]

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: CosmicFool]
    #11326137 - 10/26/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

apply at blockbuster. I once saw a girl working in blockbuster with those nasty gouged holes in her ears they call "earrings".


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Envix]
    #11326152 - 10/26/09 05:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

im at 00g and i work retail

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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: Envix]
    #11326221 - 10/26/09 05:42 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
apply at blockbuster. I once saw a girl working in blockbuster with those nasty gouged holes in her ears they call "earrings".




gauges never bother me much but I've gone to subway and seen a worker w/ them.  :puke:

stay away from food service if you have a gaping hole of any kind.


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Re: stretched ears & getting a job [Re: TheBandit]
    #11326230 - 10/26/09 05:43 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I can't get a job because I have slightly too long of hair.

No, it does not go past my neck at all.


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