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OfflineMilkdudTitties
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Life is one huge joke
    #11324151 - 10/26/09 12:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

and when you die is the punchline

:braindamage:

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #11324155 - 10/26/09 12:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324188 - 10/26/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i think life is more like a suspense movie or a psycho-thriller mystery movie....

then when you die comes the twist!


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324189 - 10/26/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

We know we know

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: Solemente]
    #11324196 - 10/26/09 12:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

The only drug that really showed me how much of a joke it was, was salvia.

felt weird man.


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #11324205 - 10/26/09 12:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
and when you die is the punchline

:braindamage:


But while you're alive, try to enjoy the laughter that one experiences when they get a joke. :thumbup:


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It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324213 - 10/26/09 12:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I AM SWIM said:
The only drug that really showed me how much of a joke it was, was salvia.

felt weird man.





hahahahahhahahaha i figured this out after my salvia trip also.

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324243 - 10/26/09 12:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I AM SWIM said:
The only drug that really showed me how much of a joke it was, was salvia.

felt weird man.



Weird to say the least. It was like a sinister yet comical entity took my existence and smeared me onto a never ending flat of turntables and belts. But that's what we are I guess, spun up fractals of energy so infinitely complex that most of us actually believe the reality our mind perceives is true.

We are fucking floating energy, order from chaos. Nothing REALLY matters, but we do have the ability to pretend and make our own meaning, even after experiencing the truth. What a weird place to be in the universe. :tongue2:


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: justinsanity]
    #11324255 - 10/26/09 12:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I like telling people that it's all an illusion... The "solid" chair in which you sit is mostly "nothingness" as all the molecules are mostly empty space.

Yet, there you sit. :shrug:

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11324300 - 10/26/09 01:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)


It was all a joke


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: Nuggetpouch]
    #11324307 - 10/26/09 01:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Nuggetpouch said:

then when you die comes the twist!



I second that, it's as if sometimes I'm looking forward to dying. Then again enjoy life while you can.


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: justinsanity]
    #11324330 - 10/26/09 01:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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justinsanity said:
Quote:

I AM SWIM said:
The only drug that really showed me how much of a joke it was, was salvia.

felt weird man.




We are fucking floating energy, order from chaos. Nothing REALLY matters, but we do have the ability to pretend and make our own meaning, even after experiencing the truth. What a weird place to be in the universe. :tongue2:




Yeah, I just do what I enjoy, and enjoy it, even if nothing matters, and everythangs crazy.

We are all going to die, one way or another, might as well have fun doin thangs, before you go out, and energy can't be destroyed, so i'm not afraid of death :lol:

I'm probably going to go on a salvia adventure this weekend, although i'm nervous, I haven't done it in almost a year, my last trip lasted around 4-5 hours which was nuts.

I don't mind salvia, but when I get a surprize like that and have to deal with it for such a long time, it gives me butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it.


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324339 - 10/26/09 01:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

this is my face on salvia :omgz:


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324380 - 10/26/09 01:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

"Life is one huge quote."


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #11324458 - 10/26/09 01:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I AM SWIM said:
The only drug that really showed me how much of a joke it was, was salvia.

felt weird man.




this. oh my god this.


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #11324475 - 10/26/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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and when you die is the punchline

:braindamage:




No wonder I keep laughing at funerals...


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: Fungus Amongus]
    #11324481 - 10/26/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

The universe is an infinite joke


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: jds]
    #11324531 - 10/26/09 01:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

actually its a mystery

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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: Life Upon Death]
    #11324535 - 10/26/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't get the joke, yeah.


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Re: Life is one huge joke [Re: Life Upon Death]
    #11324543 - 10/26/09 01:38 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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actually its a mystery




A mystery for us. It's a joke, but not for us, it's a joke ON us.

"Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die." -Alfred Lord Tennyson


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