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Chubba
Vape hungry

Registered: 07/05/07
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Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

#11320813 - 10/25/09 08:14 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Check this shit out.

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Christians who believe they’ll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets.

For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that’s left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15.

http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/atheist_based_business_offers_fundies_adoption_service_for_dogs_left_behind/#When:20:33:00Z

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Deltron3030
Stranger

Registered: 07/18/09
Posts: 1,972
Last seen: 7 years, 11 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Chubba]
#11320820 - 10/25/09 08:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:

that's great

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Lucidx
No longer a stranger

Registered: 10/18/09
Posts: 1,663
Loc: Mars...
Last seen: 16 years, 7 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Chubba]
#11320826 - 10/25/09 08:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

IM AN ATHEIST. HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS RACKET?

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Para todos todo, para nosotros nada

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feifen

Registered: 10/18/08
Posts: 7,040
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Lucidx]
#11320852 - 10/25/09 08:18 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Didn't you know? Trolls get left back at the bridge.

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Deltron3030
Stranger

Registered: 07/18/09
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: feifen]
#11320996 - 10/25/09 08:35 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i thought christianity was the greatest scam ever.

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Rumblefishtwist
Cyber Bully

Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 1,247
Loc: Universe
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Deltron3030]
#11321020 - 10/25/09 08:38 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Do you think they actually get any business????

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Rumblefishtwist]
#11321037 - 10/25/09 08:40 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

All the time I bet. :vaped:

:vaped:

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NastyDHL

Registered: 04/04/08
Posts: 3,586
Loc: New England
Last seen: 2 months, 12 days

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Chubba]
#11321061 - 10/25/09 08:44 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10896605#10896605

I POSTED IT FIRST, NOT YOU! EVERYONE, IMMEDIATELY, GIVE ME THE CREDIT! SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION AND PRAISE FOR I WAS THE ONE WHO BEQUEATHED THY STORY UPON THEE!

:kingcrankey:

:kingcrankey:

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memes
Blessed

Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: NastyDHL]
#11321137 - 10/25/09 08:54 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

ThAtS fUKiNg GrEaT! SoOooOoOOoOo fuNNy

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Chubba
Vape hungry

Registered: 07/05/07
Posts: 6,785
Last seen: 11 years, 10 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: NastyDHL]
#11321144 - 10/25/09 08:55 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

You ruined it :megacrankey:

:megacrankey:

FML

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Asante

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 92,046

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Chubba]
#11323063 - 10/26/09 08:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

If they were Christians who voted to stay behind to look after the kitties I would buy it.

These atheists are going to hell anyway so when the rapture comes they're not going to bother about the poor pets, with the Horsemen riding free and all.

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Life Upon Death
Stranger

Registered: 10/25/09
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Asante]
#11324174 - 10/26/09 12:42 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

the rapture is non sense

lotta Christians gonna be in for a rude awakening

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RoosterCogburn
Fearless,one-eyed U.S.Marshall

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,508
Loc: Dirty South, NJ
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Life Upon Death]
#11324202 - 10/26/09 12:46 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I saw a licence plate holder that said... "In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned".

I laughed out loud and got in front of him, hoping he noticed my Cthulhu fish.

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kaste
six-nine power slider

Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 2,401
Loc: Latvia

Last seen: 8 years, 9 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: feifen]
#11324206 - 10/26/09 12:47 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

feifen said:

Didn't you know? Trolls get left back at the bridge.

Good ol' nordic mithology :lol:

:lol:

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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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Taco Chef
I found dead John Cheever

Registered: 03/03/06
Posts: 33,222
Loc: the city of dis
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Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: RoosterCogburn]
#11325037 - 10/26/09 02:49 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

RoosterCogburn said:

I saw a licence plate holder that said... "In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned".

I laughed out loud and got in front of him, hoping he noticed my Cthulhu fish.

:curbyourenthusiasm:

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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,132
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Lucidx]
#11325382 - 10/26/09 03:46 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Lucidx said:

IM AN ATHEIST. HOW DO I GET IN ON THIS RACKET?

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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Chubba]
#11325482 - 10/26/09 04:03 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I remember some of those sleazy TV preachers saying the rapture was going to happen sometime in the 90's.

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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire

Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 13,567
Loc: United States
Last seen: 5 days, 9 hours

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Le_Canard]
#11325517 - 10/26/09 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

It did. Everyone alive now are un-believers.

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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Satival
Stranger

Registered: 02/03/03
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Last seen: 12 years, 10 months

Re: Greatest scam ever? Post-rapture pet insurance.

[Re: Ima Trooper]
#11327024 - 10/26/09 07:29 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

OMFG Why didn't I think of that? Post-rapture pet services and zero exercise diets for me please.

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