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Offlinekechlesurf
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my girlfriend's brother is a dick
    #11320398 - 10/25/09 08:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

The other day, we all tried to get phish tickets for charlottesville, well, my buddy got two, my girls brother got 4, and i got none because my credit card was refused and by the time i put my other card in, the transaction timed out.  So I need two (for my girl and me), and my girl's brother said he is trying to make money off of the tickets, so he doesnt want to sell me two.  That shit is fucked up, especially since last weekend i let him and his girl stay with me and my girl down at the beach for a beer festival.  I have hooked this kid up with headies and fungus for free quite often.  I am just pissed because of the principality of it all, and plus he is trying to be a fucking scalper and they make it so people who really want to go to the show cant.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320429 - 10/25/09 09:01 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Did you chew his ass out or is this your vent? Make sure you let him have it that's not cool and selfish as hell!


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Doppelgangerbanger]
    #11320439 - 10/25/09 09:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i'm always a dick to my sister's boyfriends. :shrug:


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Doppelgangerbanger]
    #11320442 - 10/25/09 09:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If you lay in wait for him, punch him in the back of the head, pull his pants down and put a little capsicum on his anus, when he wakes up he'll think he got raped.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Doppelgangerbanger]
    #11320449 - 10/25/09 09:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Its not even worth it, it is my girl's younger brother who has only been to 2 phish shows.  Next time he ask me for fungus or heads, i am going to say i am trying to make money so it will be however much i feel like at the time (depending on whether i want to be just a dick or a raging dick).  He is still young and immature and wouldn't understand if i bitched him out for being a dick.  He damn sure isnt coming to any beer festivals with me all next year.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320450 - 10/25/09 09:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

that guy really is a dick, but like a story i know.

a man was walking down a field and spots a snake, the snake was injured and dieing.
he decides to pick it up and take care of it till the snake returns his strength, the snake bites the man and the man said "why did you do this to me? i fed you and took care of you" and the snake replied "what did you expect? i am a snake" and slithered away to leave the man to die.

moral of the story? don't trust someone until you know who they are.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11320467 - 10/25/09 09:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Deltron3030 said:
i'm always a dick to my sister's boyfriends. :shrug:





this has been my girl for 5 years and we always get along and hang out without her, i have visited him when he was in college and taught him how to brew beer and grow fungus and make organic tea for outdoor season.  We go fishing often, so he is a friend, and i am not just the guy bashing his sister


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: elementswrath]
    #11320477 - 10/25/09 09:08 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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elementswrath said:
a man was walking down a field and spots a snake, the snake was injured and dieing.
he decides to pick it up and take care of it till the snake returns his strength, the snake bites the man and the man said "why did you do this to me? i fed you and took care of you" and the snake replied "what did you expect? i am a snake" and slithered away to leave the man to die.

moral of the story? don't trust someone until you know who they are.




And corollary: don't expect people to be anything except what they are.

Stupid people screw stuff up... because they're stupid. Expecting them to be smart is retarded.



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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320493 - 10/25/09 09:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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elementswrath said:
that guy really is a dick, but like a story i know.

a man was walking down a field and spots a snake, the snake was injured and dieing.
he decides to pick it up and take care of it till the snake returns his strength, the snake bites the man and the man said "why did you do this to me? i fed you and took care of you" and the snake replied "what did you expect? i am a snake" and slithered away to leave the man to die.

moral of the story? don't trust someone until you know who they are.



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kechlesurf said:
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Deltron3030 said:
i'm always a dick to my sister's boyfriends. :shrug:





this has been my girl for 5 years and we always get along and hang out without her, i have visited him when he was in college and taught him how to brew beer and grow fungus and make organic tea for outdoor season.  We go fishing often, so he is a friend, and i am not just the guy bashing his sister




I wish all of them were more like you haha.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320494 - 10/25/09 09:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

he bought them it's fair for him to do whatever he wants with them.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Conservationist]
    #11320500 - 10/25/09 09:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

does that site even work?


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: elementswrath]
    #11320518 - 10/25/09 09:14 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

elementswrath said:
that guy really is a dick, but like a story i know.

a man was walking down a field and spots a snake, the snake was injured and dieing.
he decides to pick it up and take care of it till the snake returns his strength, the snake bites the man and the man said "why did you do this to me? i fed you and took care of you" and the snake replied "what did you expect? i am a snake" and slithered away to leave the man to die.

moral of the story? don't trust someone until you know who they are.




well said


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: elementswrath]
    #11320535 - 10/25/09 09:19 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

elementswrath said:
that guy really is a dick, but like a story i know.

a man was walking down a field and spots a snake, the snake was injured and dieing.
he decides to pick it up and take care of it till the snake returns his strength, the snake bites the man and the man said "why did you do this to me? i fed you and took care of you" and the snake replied "what did you expect? i am a snake" and slithered away to leave the man to die.

moral of the story? don't trust someone until you know who they are.




I believe the moral to that story is don't trust someone if you know they are bad.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: Doppelgangerbanger]
    #11320554 - 10/25/09 09:24 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I believe the moral of that story is:  don't play doctor with a fucking snake.



And:  I am also a dick to my sisters boyfriends.  It's entertaining.


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick *DELETED* [Re: Doppelgangerbanger]
    #11320556 - 10/25/09 09:25 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Post deleted by elementswrath

Reason for deletion: naw, hes right.



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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: elementswrath]
    #11320565 - 10/25/09 09:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
he bought them it's fair for him to do whatever he wants with them.




Yep, he just shouldn't ever expect free drugs anymore.. which in the long run is gonna cost him a lot more


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: memes]
    #11320572 - 10/25/09 09:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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meams said:
I believe the moral of that story is:  don't play doctor with a fucking snake.





I use to let the neighbor girl growing up play doctor to my snake :wink:


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: feifen]
    #11320573 - 10/25/09 09:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
he bought them it's fair for him to do whatever he wants with them.




Yep, he just shouldn't ever expect free drugs anymore.. which in the long run is gonna cost him a lot more




damn right, he might make $10 or $20 off of them, but not much, and fungus and heads cost a lot more than that


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320590 - 10/25/09 09:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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kechlesurf said:
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feifen said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
he bought them it's fair for him to do whatever he wants with them.




Yep, he just shouldn't ever expect free drugs anymore.. which in the long run is gonna cost him a lot more




damn right, he might make $10 or $20 off of them, but not much, and fungus and heads cost a lot more than that



not if you grow them


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Re: my girlfriend's brother is a dick [Re: kechlesurf]
    #11320613 - 10/25/09 09:36 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, you should call his bluff. Ask him how much he wants to make off you, since he's obviously in such a financial crunch. Tell him you know he needs it way more than you, and he's deserving of his just reward.


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