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OfflineSuckMyLemon
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Made it by the skin of my teeth !
    #11317319 - 10/25/09 11:20 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)



3 Words:
Field
Mushrooms
Bull.

So there I was , checking the field from behind an electric fence, No animals in sight. This being my first season and still yet to find some beautiful libs , I was a little paranoid of farmers/passerbyers But I figured "maybe if I chance it I could get lucky".
So I entered the field, and around 10-15mins with my head in the ground and my back aching, I see 3 lovely bulls in the field but was separated with a electric fence and barbed wire (or so I thought,The fences were there) . So after finding a nice area of mushrooms (more than likely pans) ,  I hear this groan from one of the bulls and they started walking towards me, I continued picking.
They walked up to the fence, "I'm ok, they wont pass the barbed wire" , But it wasn't until one of them walked THROUGH the Fence that I realized that It was only POLES IN THE FIELD, No barbed wire or anything separating us.

Needless to say I ran for my life when i seen the bulls chasing me. The cow crap and holes of muck the in the ground didn't bother me anymore (hence the shoes).  I jumped over the gate like a Olympic athlete.

Holy balls, NEVER AGAIN . Also, would they have been bulls? I dunno if farmers put more than one bull in a field. And the mushrooms i picked are absolutely destroyed. That's one for the books.

tl;dr
Picking mushrooms
Bull chased me
Barely made it.


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: SuckMyLemon]
    #11317348 - 10/25/09 11:29 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

dude what time was that at? bulls are no joke dude!lol


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: Grizzdude]
    #11317355 - 10/25/09 11:33 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Half 2 today , I never ran so fast in my life!


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: SuckMyLemon]
    #11317358 - 10/25/09 11:34 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

lol hey at least you improved your physical condition.

It has happened to me too, normally when I enter a cow field I look what's 'hanging down there' first, but I had the same situation happen with cows too, more than once, and always when they are in larger groups.

First they glare at you, then they start to moo, some are coming closer and then suddenly the whole herd is chasing you. Then you must do the duathlon, run as fast as you can and jump that barbed-wire fence as high as you can!

Also, it is better to runh zig-zag, the animals are not that mobile and you will win time.


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: hjalmar]
    #11317385 - 10/25/09 11:46 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

You have skin on your teeth?


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: CJCollin37]
    #11317459 - 10/25/09 12:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

you guys are sissies


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: wowitch17]
    #11317511 - 10/25/09 12:22 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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wowitch17 said:
you guys are sissies




I suppose you'd jump 'em and ride 'em? :smile:


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: wowitch17]
    #11317523 - 10/25/09 12:25 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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wowitch17 said:
you guys are sissies




LMAO... This photo sums it all up!
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wowitch17 said:
you guys are sissies




A True Ninja Hunter can only capture a photo such as this ...

Wowitch  I saw this and it reminded me of you! :eek:

I guess on a more serrious note.. Cows/Bulls see humans as a food source.. Im in the pastures all the time and when I drive threw the gate the cows will surround my truck.. I was out working one day and looked back at the truck only to see a cow licking the floorboard threw the open door:confused:
In most situations the cows/bulls see you as a bringer of food and will congregate round you to see what you have brought them... Bulls can be a tad bit unpredictable .. But hands in the air and if you have the nuts to stand up to them they will usually back down..Or in most cases just ignore them and they will loose interest..


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Edited by YESSUP (10/25/09 12:33 PM)


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Re: Made it by the skin of my teeth ! [Re: YESSUP]
    #11318343 - 10/25/09 02:57 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Or in most cases just ignore them and they will loose interest..




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