Home | Community | Message Board


Out-Grow.com - Mushroom Growing Kits & Supplies
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Seeds Store Buy Cannabis Seeds, Buy CBD   Amazon Microscope, Monistat

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
World's Strongest Vagina
    #11313837 - 10/24/09 08:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hi y'all!




I like to do exercises with my penis.  I happened upon this video of a lady doing vagina exercises.  Thinking about buying a vagina weight so my girl can do nicer things with her stuff.

I thought I'd post this so people could know that private exercises exist.  I know from experience that they improve quality of life significantly.

I originally came across some exercises in a Taoist Yoga book...


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinethewalls
sheep whisperer

Registered: 10/09/09
Posts: 109
Last seen: 8 years, 3 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11313847 - 10/24/09 08:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What part of the vagina is that attached to? Wouldnt that stretch it?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineLucidx
No longer a stranger

Registered: 10/18/09
Posts: 1,663
Loc: Mars...
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: thewalls]
    #11313901 - 10/24/09 08:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

that's regoddamndiculous.

Why?

Why not just leave your vagina and your tackle alone? I don't think genital strength is a playing factor in how often you get laid.


Hey ladies, I light weights with my penis

Exactly...


--------------------
Para todos todo, para nosotros nada


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Lucidx]
    #11313913 - 10/24/09 08:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I do lots of jelqing.

I don't do anything with weights.

It appears that the weights are for the internal female strength.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: thewalls]
    #11313920 - 10/24/09 08:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I hear that they are "pulling up and in" with some of these devices.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblethatiAM
Stranger

Registered: 06/14/06
Posts: 1,250
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11314046 - 10/24/09 08:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

if i had a vagina i would lift all sorts of shit with it.  constantly.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleniteowl
GrandPaw
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/01/03
Posts: 16,291
Loc: Flag
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11314149 - 10/24/09 09:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I do not see how hanging weights from your cooch is gonna make it any stronger

:confused:


--------------------
Live for the moment you are in now
Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleDoctor_Dick
Forgiveness
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/03/09
Posts: 6,289
Loc: top of the tower
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11314162 - 10/24/09 09:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you know what would be cooler than that? the worlds strongest smelling vagina. bet it would kill a man trying to eat her pussy


--------------------
:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAmericanPsycho
Abomination of Nature
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 8,342
Loc: Normandy SR2 Flag
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11314183 - 10/24/09 09:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Doctor_Dick said:
you know what would be cooler than that? the worlds strongest smelling vagina. bet it would kill a man trying to eat her pussy




Wouldn't that just be a girl with a real nasty yeast infection?


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleDoctor_Dick
Forgiveness
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/03/09
Posts: 6,289
Loc: top of the tower
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #11314250 - 10/24/09 09:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

nah yeast infections smell funny but not super bad, the gross thing about yeast infections is the white goop that comes out the pussy

sadly i know this cus a girl i was dating got one :lol:

i bet a girl that hasnt showerd in a super long time would own a yeast infection smell with a washed puss puss


--------------------
:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: niteowl]
    #11317005 - 10/25/09 09:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

niteowl said:
I do not see how hanging weights from your cooch is gonna make it any stronger

:confused:





It increases the vagina's suction power until it feels like she's got a mouth inside her cooter.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMello KittyS
Beautiful Burnout
Female User Gallery


Registered: 12/04/08
Posts: 8,556
Loc: Sanriotown, Harmonyland
Last seen: 1 year, 11 months
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11317019 - 10/25/09 09:46 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:puke:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #11317037 - 10/25/09 09:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
:puke:





It is nice.

I do exercises that give me a large mushroom head.

I mean, I am actually muscular.

The mushroom head creates more suction inside the vagina because of it's abnormally large head in relation to shaft diameter.

When a women does those exercises too sex can go for hours and is very nice!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblememes
Blessed


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,749
Loc: In a Tree
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11317145 - 10/25/09 10:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Female Kegel's FTW!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineMr.Al
Alphabet soup
Male


Registered: 05/27/07
Posts: 5,380
Loc: N.S.A. D.C.
Last seen: 4 years, 12 days
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: memes]
    #11325388 - 10/26/09 05:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
Female Kegel's FTW!





The Taoists have been talking about these types of exercises for millenia.

I think that much of the internal work involving movement of energy through the macroscopic and microscopic orbits deals with being able to move energy up and refine it, starting at the sex centers.

Without those muscles being strong, there is no refinement of essence because the foundation for the internal strength is missing!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineWilde Beast
Stranger

Registered: 03/11/09
Posts: 72
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11325402 - 10/26/09 05:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol you have inspired me. Well maybe. There's this site called thundersplace or something and they got everything on this kind of stuff.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineNejinmy
Stranger

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 53
Last seen: 8 years, 8 months
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: Wilde Beast]
    #11325647 - 10/26/09 06:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

worlds strongest vagina has another name.. m reynolds


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleGumbyM
Fishnologist
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,650
Re: World's Strongest Vagina [Re: thewalls]
    #11326652 - 10/26/09 08:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

thewalls said:
What part of the vagina is that attached to? Wouldnt that stretch it?




It's something inside the vagina and she's using vaginal muscles to hold it in and she adds weights.

On that note, girls that do Kegels can have VERY tight pussies. One girl I used to date did them all the time. It actually kinda messed things up because she would pull of condoms that were so tight they made my dick turn purple and left a red band around my dick. We had to get the morning after pill twice because of that. No bueno.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Shop: Original Seeds Store Buy Cannabis Seeds, Buy CBD   Amazon Microscope, Monistat

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Is vaginal dosing as effective as butt-stuffing?
( 1 2 3 all )
laserpig 15,746 51 10/20/10 05:36 AM
by Rhapsode
* Vagina Game
( 1 2 3 4 ... 10 11 all )
Cowgold 14,708 205 10/02/11 11:18 AM
by beautifuldowngrade
* This Haunting Vagina Dream.
( 1 2 all )
Heinous_Anus 4,812 24 03/28/10 09:20 PM
by Mattm
* Best Kegel Exercises For Men (PC Muscle Training)
( 1 2 all )
Just_a_Shadow 12,713 25 08/24/09 08:58 AM
by arnoldclarence
* Vaginal discharge
( 1 2 3 4 all )
PDU 4,932 69 07/04/06 04:02 PM
by trendal
* 15-year-old girl without a vagina was impregnated via stabbing after performing oral sex on her boyf
( 1 2 all )
stedenko 7,871 26 07/02/12 03:37 PM
by DocShroom
* kegel pong 768 17 08/02/08 08:37 PM
by pong
* I had an infected nail on my thumb
ShroomismM
803 7 01/22/10 04:56 PM
by Newbie

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,064 topic views. 12 members, 68 guests and 8 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Mushrooms.com
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2018 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.041 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 19 queries.