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Offlinefeifen

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312409 - 10/24/09 02:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You should cum on her pillows.

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312420 - 10/24/09 02:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

haha i just thought of one on my math teacher told me about in like 9th grade

put chicken boulion cubes in the shower head, so after she takes a shower she smells like chicken all day


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312431 - 10/24/09 02:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2:

That's priceless...


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: 13.step]
    #11312437 - 10/24/09 02:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sadly her smelling like chicken won't be very dramatic

you need REVENGE  :evil:

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: feifen]
    #11312470 - 10/24/09 02:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

wow the crabs are pretty pricy...$99 plus shipping...i should just go find some hooker who actually has crabs and get them from her for way cheaper


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: feifen]
    #11312477 - 10/24/09 02:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah,but that's o good prank to play on a friend.Imagine him smelling it and going for a shower over and over again... :rofl:


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: 13.step]
    #11312483 - 10/24/09 02:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: True I never thought about that

It would be funny if it was spoiled chicken. It would smell rannkk though

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312509 - 10/24/09 02:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

+1 vote for the revenge crabs, that got me laughing good.

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312659 - 10/24/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Tell your GF to request a room change and to bring the problems to her RA or the housing department.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: Deekay]
    #11312788 - 10/24/09 03:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Deekay said:
Tell your GF to request a room change and to bring the problems to her RA or the housing department.




Yes, she has already done this and they are looking for a room for her.

In the end, we will most likely just let it go. But in the meantime it feels good comming up with all these ways we could torment her. haha


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312815 - 10/24/09 03:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You could put a rat on her when she's sleeping

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11313056 - 10/24/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

oh, the options are almost endless here.

maybe dose the bitch with lsd, and make her watch Jacob's Ladder over and over again.

or put contact cement on her toilet seat.

or bake her an exlax cake as a "peace offering"

or (and this is harsh and extreme, but will work) plant some drugs (coke or herion) in the cunt's dresser drawer. and make sure that you spike her food with said drug so that when you tell the RA/headmaster/whoever that she's doing/selling drugs and they test her, she'll fail the UA.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11313245 - 10/24/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

By a hair removal agent and put it in her shampoo.
Put itching powder on all of her clothes and underwear.
Slip her ex-lax before something important.
Photoshop pictures of her molesting household objects and post them everywhere.
Freeze 10 cans of shaving cream, cut them open and put them in her car.
Fill her shoes with dog shit.
Hit her car starter with a hammer so the magnets shatter.
Spray rogaine on any exposed area of her body while sleeping.
Put her hand in warm water, wait, and pull the fire alarm.
Put "pit stains" and "skid marks" on all of her clothes.
Write obscene things on her clothes with a UV pen and take her techno-bowling.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: justinsanity]
    #11313355 - 10/24/09 04:42 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Get her cellphone number and sign it up for all those stupid message services that end up racking up huge bills. You could do a google search and get a bunch where you just put the number in and sign it up. like this http://kgb.com/

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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: Glenners]
    #11313388 - 10/24/09 04:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

HAHA some of those a priceless. we are seriously considering many of these options...thanks and keep 'em comming!


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: CaptainTrips]
    #11313390 - 10/24/09 04:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Why would you want to ruin her life lol?  Just kick her out and tell your girlfriend to find a new roomate.  So what, she's a bitch, let her be a bitch, karma will have it's revenge.  There's nothing you need to do, in my opinion :smile:




thats true her life sounds pretty awful already as it is. if you really wanted revenge though i would call her incessantly when im not around and chew food on the phone. i was a recipient of this torture for 3 years, and it broke me down.

i still dont even know why i got it, Im a pretty good guy :shrug:


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: ManianFH]
    #11313439 - 10/24/09 04:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

best part of this revenge is that you get to hear the person break down on the other end of the line.

i know by call 50 you get some pretty interesting reactions. by call 2,220 the person is crying


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