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Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate
    #11311987 - 10/24/09 03:05 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

So my girlfriend has been rooming with this bitch in a dorm since september.

At first they got along. Slowly but surely, however, this chick began to suck.
My girlfriend has been nothing but nice and generous to this girl and has gotten nothing but an attitude and indifference in return.

She's one of those dumb teenage girls with no substance who listens to the same 5 paramore songs over and over all day long. She likes to spend the entire weekend in a dark room under the covers in bed. She must be depressed or something.

So a while back "the bitch" was listening to her paramore while she was in bed and fell asleep. My girlfriend couldn't fall asleep, due to this loud shitty music, and walked across the room to close her laptop.

Next morning:
"Bitch": Uh, could you NOT touch my laptop anymore
girlfriend: I'm sorry its just that your music was playing
"Bitch": well next time wake me up and ask me before you touch my shit

This progressed into an all out battle. Screaming and accusing pursued and then a week long period of no talking.

My girlfriend proceeded to buy silverware and cups for both of them to share, hoping to be the bigger person and patch things up. "The bitch" had no problem with taking the things my girlfriend had purchased. Then when they ran out of plastic spoons, my girl was using the same metal spoon for a week or two, washing it in between uses. Come to find out, this bitch had her own stash of plastic silverware hidden under her bed the whole time and refused to share them.

There was another big fight this morning. Their room gets really hot and "the bitch" has two fans which she keeps pointed directly at her. My girlfriend turned one towards her while the bitch was sleeping.

Then this morning:
"The Bitch": Uh....could you not touch my fan....

Etc...until a screaming match erupted

These are just a few examples of how shitty it is to live with this girl.

When I come to visit, my presence is completely ignored. My girlfriend says this bitch wont even speak to her on most occasions. She just sucks as a roomate.

We want revenge. Can anyone help us plan out a prank that would ruin her life? There is deffinately not going to be anyway to resolve this and my girlfriend has already put in for a different room. But she wants to go out with the last laugh.

Any suggestions?

P.S. Sorry to anyone who reads this if they're a Paramore fan lol. I got nothing against you people, just this dumb bitch.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312004 - 10/24/09 03:07 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)



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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312027 - 10/24/09 03:09 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Either find your girl a new living situation or confront her directly with her petty actions in a reasonable and direct manner.



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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: magikgrl]
    #11312036 - 10/24/09 03:09 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Bitch reminds me of my sister.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: Wasteland]
    #11312050 - 10/24/09 03:12 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

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Wasteland said:
Either find your girl a new living situation or confront her directly with her petty actions in a reasonable and direct manner.





There is absolutley no way to reason with this bitch. We have tried over and over again. She is just way too immature. That's why my girlfriend had to put in for a new room and hopefully she'll be moving out soon.

We don't want to work things out, it's a lost cause. We want vengence.


HAHAHAHAHA revenge crabs! thats great!


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Edited by crackawebsta (10/24/09 03:15 PM)


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: magikgrl]
    #11312051 - 10/24/09 03:12 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

OP, I sympathize with you and would love for you and your gf to have your revenge, BUT

my best guess is that whatever prank you do end up doing, that bitch of a roommate will tell "authority" and will prob end up getting your gf completely kicked out of the dorms and on her permanent transcript.

With this in mind, you're going to want to do something subtle. You're definitely not going to want to vandalize anything, but perhaps you could open up a window in the unit, and let out a bunch of spiders/ants/cockroaches(you name it) in the room *AFTER* your gf has her shit out.


and I would do this about 2-3 months after your girl moves out. I know you want to take revenge immediately, but you have to time it right so it's not obvious that it was you.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: magikgrl]
    #11312061 - 10/24/09 03:14 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

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www.revengecrabs.com




that is the funniest shit iv ever seen


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: Atheist]
    #11312078 - 10/24/09 03:18 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Why would you want to ruin her life lol?  Just kick her out and tell your girlfriend to find a new roomate.  So what, she's a bitch, let her be a bitch, karma will have it's revenge.  There's nothing you need to do, in my opinion :smile:


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: CaptainTrips]
    #11312102 - 10/24/09 03:22 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

If it were me I would find out what car she drove and I would slash all her tires really fast at night

Fuck immature bitches.

Or give her aids. That works too.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: CaptainTrips]
    #11312124 - 10/24/09 03:25 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

yes, it is true that karma will have it's revenge and it would be the right thing to do to just ignore her and get a new room. However, in the meantime my girl still has to put up with her bullshit. She feels like she can't even go to her room without walking on eggshells and feeling extremely uncomfortable. This really sucks for a person who is 100 miles away from her home and has never been on her own before. She should be entitled to a place of sanctity which she can call her home or her base and not have to feel like she can't be comfortable anywhere.

So far the revenge crabs idea is the best.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: feifen]
    #11312133 - 10/24/09 03:27 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

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feifen said:
If it were me I would find out what car she drove and I would slash all her tires really fast at night

Fuck immature bitches.

Or give her aids. That works too.





unfortunately, she has no vehicle. Otherwise this would be a solid option


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312144 - 10/24/09 03:30 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Quote:

crackawebsta said:
Quote:

Wasteland said:
Either find your girl a new living situation or confront her directly with her petty actions in a reasonable and direct manner.





There is absolutley no way to reason with this bitch. We have tried over and over again. She is just way too immature. That's why my girlfriend had to put in for a new room and hopefully she'll be moving out soon.

We don't want to work things out, it's a lost cause. We want vengence.


HAHAHAHAHA revenge crabs! thats great!




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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: smack]
    #11312146 - 10/24/09 03:31 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

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Bitch reminds me of my sister.





qft. i have an older sister and she is one selfish girl.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312178 - 10/24/09 03:37 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Every roomate I've had so far has been at least decent except for my VERY first roomate.......infact I haven't had any problems EXCEPT for this faggot..

He fucking ate all my food ALL the time and NEVER brought food back so he was ALWAYS eating mine.. I was 18 at the time and on a budget and he was eating MY FOOD. He was ALWAYS at the apartment

This was after telling him repeatedly to stop fucking eating my food if you aren't going to buy any to replace an empty fridge (he ate a lot.. big guy like 250)... think he stopped?

Well.. he never stopped... I noticed one day that he just bought fucking brand new nice tires on his truck and I was pissed because he literally had just finished off my sandwhiches...

Heh... taught the fucker a lesson. Kinda loud. It was the first and only time I've slashed tires.

That asshole had to have eaten at least $200 worth of my food... and that's what I know about. Fucking dipshits...

Funny thing is that he never knew it was me. What a fucking moron


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: feifen]
    #11312219 - 10/24/09 03:42 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

hahaha. we want th
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Every roomate I've had so far has been at least decent except for my VERY first roomate.......infact I haven't had any problems EXCEPT for this faggot..

He fucking ate all my food ALL the time and NEVER brought food back so he was ALWAYS eating mine.. I was 18 at the time and on a budget and he was eating MY FOOD. He was ALWAYS at the apartment

This was after telling him repeatedly to stop fucking eating my food if you aren't going to buy any to replace an empty fridge (he ate a lot.. big guy like 250)... think he stopped?

Well.. he never stopped... I noticed one day that he just bought fucking brand new nice tires on his truck and I was pissed because he literally had just finished off my sandwhiches...

Heh... taught the fucker a lesson. Kinda loud. It was the first and only time I've slashed tires.

That asshole had to have eaten at least $200 worth of my food... and that's what I know about. Fucking dipshits...

Funny thing is that he never knew it was me. What a fucking moron




hahaha we want ^that feeling


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312300 - 10/24/09 03:53 PM (8 years, 2 hours ago)

Dose her up.

Nothing beats crabs!

You could do shit to her laptop,but that's kind of obvious,so i say go for the crabs.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: 13.step]
    #11312332 - 10/24/09 03:59 PM (8 years, 1 hour ago)

I recommend completely rebooting her laptop then

Do you know how annoying it is to get shit all back on your comp? :lol:

Especially music.... :crankey:


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: feifen]
    #11312369 - 10/24/09 04:05 PM (8 years, 1 hour ago)

We've thought about dosing her, but this girl would freak the fuck out. We wouldn't want to cause any more bad publicity for psychedelics because some immature, shallow girl had an anxiety attack while she was tripping and called 911.

We've thought about having sex in her bed, but she would never find out. It would just be our secret revenge, which isnt as gratifying.

The laptop thing is way too obvious.

I'm seriously considering the crabs. lol.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11312395 - 10/24/09 04:09 PM (8 years, 1 hour ago)

Yeah man,do the crabs!!!

Just don't forget about it and have sex in her bed later to take further revenge... :lol:

Edit: On second thought,you could just let it go,maybe take some of her stuff as a payback.She obviously has bigger problems.From my experience no person really wants to be an asshole.If you still decide to take revenge then...crab her ass.


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Re: Need Help: Revenge on Girlfriend's Roomate [Re: 13.step]
    #11312403 - 10/24/09 04:10 PM (8 years, 1 hour ago)

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Yeah man,do the crabs!!!

Just don't forget about it and have sex in her bed later to take further revange... :lol:





haha yeah that would surely backfire


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