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OfflineTwiztidsage
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David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'...
    #11309043 - 10/24/09 12:16 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

October 23rd 2009 - Popeater.com

He's a comedian, so who knows if he's joking or not, but David Cross is claiming he brought cocaine to the recent White House Correspondents' Association dinner and snorted it "maybe 40 feet from" the president. During a stand-up routine this week, the 'Arrested Development' star said he and his "fancy Hollywood actress" girlfriend Amber Tamblyn were seated "super close" to President Barack Obama and near several members of the president's cabinet when he thought: Yep, it's a good time to do drugs.

On a dare from a friend, he decided to do something that even he admits was "crazy." Via Politico Click:

"But it's crazy and there's security, Secret Service is standing there ... I've got photos of all this. I'm there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table" he snorted coke. "Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!"

He texted his friend to say, "No way you can ever top that."

The party may have "White House" in the title, but it isn't held there. This year, drinks and jokes (and apparently cocaine) were enjoyed at the Hilton Hotel on May 9.


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: Twiztidsage]
    #11309074 - 10/24/09 12:23 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Funny shit, David Cross is hilarious, though more than likely it's just a joke.


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: Dr.Myco87]
    #11309080 - 10/24/09 12:24 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I would assume so, but if it's not that's hilarious.


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: dispizeme]
    #11309117 - 10/24/09 12:33 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

It's a little random, but he played the voice of "Zero" in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas...


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: Twiztidsage]
    #11309562 - 10/24/09 02:46 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i want to take a gravity bong rip in the oval office while hiding from obama


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: subject]
    #11309651 - 10/24/09 03:13 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I'd rahter just hit the bong with Obama.  Talk about some awesome conversation-in-progress.
Maybe get Rahm Emmanuel in there too... dude could use some chillin' out. That boy's a bit high-strung.


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: buddhabadger]
    #11311066 - 10/24/09 12:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

David Cross is a video gamer.  He sounds like an awesome dude (all celebs that play video games are, duh).

And Obama would have probably joined in on snorting cocaine.


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: Society]
    #11311425 - 10/24/09 01:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha this is so funny. i just put him as my avatar a few weeks ago


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Re: David Cross Snorted Cocaine 'Super Close to the President'... [Re: stinkybritches]
    #11311605 - 10/24/09 02:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Why do people think its a joke? Like slipping a gram past the secret service is hard work.


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