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Offlinestarfirex
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Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits
    #11305812 - 10/23/09 02:16 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

There was a girl in my hometown, her name was Peggy but we called her 'Tits.'  Even in the 7th grade her tata's were something to behold.  When I came back from the Navy, my sister told me that she had ripped off a bunch of bikers for meth and they shot her up with battery acid, killing her.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305822 - 10/23/09 02:18 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

I think you are full of shit... like Shirley.

You also opted out of ratings.

Double fail.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11305829 - 10/23/09 02:19 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

I don't give a fuck what you think.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305839 - 10/23/09 02:21 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Nah, I'm pretty sure you  do care.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11305841 - 10/23/09 02:22 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

starfirex said:
I don't give a fuck what you think.



Quote:

RoosterCogburn said:
I think you are full of shit... like Shirley.

You also opted out of ratings.

Double fail.




I similarly opted out of rating simply becuase I do not feel that the majority of people are intellectually equipt to make a proper judgement of my character through an internet forum. :shrug:


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305844 - 10/23/09 02:23 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

starfirex said:
I don't give a fuck what you think.




And what makes you think anyone here cares about your made up fairytales? What about the one where you blew that guy for crack money? Or when you gave away your ass cherry for some meth?


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11305852 - 10/23/09 02:24 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Why should I care?  There is no one on this forum who is important in my life.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11305859 - 10/23/09 02:25 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

RoosterCogburn said:


What about the one where you blew that guy for crack money? Or when you gave away your ass cherry for some meth?




Sounds like you are a man of experience.


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Edited by starfirex (10/23/09 02:25 PM)


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305862 - 10/23/09 02:25 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)



Lemme add one more to the list... :lol:


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305875 - 10/23/09 02:27 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)







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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #11305886 - 10/23/09 02:29 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

I'm not gay but I respect their freedom of speech.  That's the point of this forum and these threads.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11305891 - 10/23/09 02:30 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

Fail thread


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: Solemente]
    #11305896 - 10/23/09 02:31 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

So is somebody going to POST SOME TITS? :kingcrankey: :posttits:


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: Doc_T]
    #11305995 - 10/23/09 02:51 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

:failboat:


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11306041 - 10/23/09 02:59 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

starfirex said:
There was a girl in my hometown, her name was Peggy but we called her 'Tits.'  Even in the 7th grade her tata's were something to behold.  When I came back from the Navy, my sister told me that she had ripped off a bunch of bikers for meth and they shot her up with battery acid, killing her.



The moral of the story: If you're going to rip bikers off, you should kill the ones that know you did it, or they'll kill you.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: Wasteland]
    #11306090 - 10/23/09 03:05 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

I knew a biker that ate a shit ton of shotgun shells and went crazy.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11306196 - 10/23/09 03:22 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

I'm ignoring all these new noobs that come here and opt out right off the bat. They claim to not care what people think of them at all, but they obviously are just butthurt people who recived bad ratings when they first joined. Yes you do care, and i'm sure you said something really fucking stupid your first few days here and were branded retarded and rated as such.

Fine you don't care what i think? Ignored. No skin off my back.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: Kada]
    #11306250 - 10/23/09 03:32 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

You aren't important enough for me to care about.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11306263 - 10/23/09 03:34 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

I think I'm ignoring this chump too.


This thread sucks.


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Re: Stories From My Young Days--The Murder of Tits [Re: starfirex]
    #11306264 - 10/23/09 03:35 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

:lolsy:

Just leave.


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"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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