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Stories From My Young Drug Days--Shitty Shirley
    #11305569 - 10/23/09 01:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

We were all tripping one night, fucking the town slut (Shirley) some Air Force guy went into the bedroom, and she had diarrhea and shit all over him.  She was henceforth known as Shitty Shirley.  I never fucked her after that unless I was drunk.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: starfirex]
    #11305582 - 10/23/09 01:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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We were all tripping one night, fucking the town slut (Shirley) some Air Force guy went into the bedroom, and she had diarrhea and shit all over him.  She was henceforth known as Shitty Shirley.  I never fucked her after that unless I was drunk.




I can never understand how you could fuck someone that has fucked someone else in the same night.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: Rocker232]
    #11305593 - 10/23/09 01:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't fuck her that night.  Thank God.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: starfirex]
    #11305635 - 10/23/09 01:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I earned the nickname "Le Capitaine" in my trip group after incidents of repeatedly throwing up during the come-up which allegedly sounded like me roaring VOYAGE!! in French.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: Asante]
    #11305669 - 10/23/09 01:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like she got the shit fucked out of her alright.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: bigboi86]
    #11305685 - 10/23/09 01:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11305696 - 10/23/09 01:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: starfirex]
    #11305729 - 10/23/09 01:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

By the way, she was a fat girl too.


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Re: Shitty Shirley [Re: starfirex]
    #11305742 - 10/23/09 02:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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