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OfflineIndubitably
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OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control
    #11297712 - 10/22/09 06:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

So I take my girlfriend out to Knotts Scary Farm and I think its all going to go hunky dorry. I thought it would be a grand idea to get really wasted and walk around the scary mazes. But apparently my girlfriend is completely belligerent and goes out of wack. First this dude behind me who sees my girlfriend stumbling over everything says that we should go sit down and not go through any mazes as we are about to go into a maze. He asks "are you high" which is a straight edge question so I respond "are you" and he says "I'm a cop." I know that fool was just trying to intimidate me so I said "I'll take that as a no" and I had to go through the whole maze with that jackass behind me. Then in line for supreme scream these chicks in front of me ask "are you on what shes on" I just say "shes just drunk" and they say oh. Then they allow us to go in front of them because we are just two people and that chick is like "watch out for that drunk bitch" and I'm all apologizing for no reason. Then my girlfriend starts playing with all this ice in a vendor booth that is closed and so I throw tons of ice at her and this security guard tells me to clean it all up and I say its just going to melt anyways and he lets me go after threatening to kick me out. My girlfriend kept shoving her hand down my pants in front of everyone and lifting my shirt all the way up and telling me she wants me to fuck her in front of everyone. Then she was supposed to drive back home but she was totally gone so I had to even though I had no idea how to get back and she was no help and we got hella lost. I love my girlfriend but I don't understand why she can't handle alcohol I drank the same amount as her and I was completely cool. Those fucking 4loko drinks they are the devil!


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297724 - 10/22/09 07:00 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

All i can say is LOL. sorry...


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: KetBom]
    #11297728 - 10/22/09 07:02 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Women:facepalm:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297734 - 10/22/09 07:05 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Indubitably said:
I love my girlfriend but I don't understand why she can't handle alcohol I drank the same amount as her and I was completely cool.




This.
Unless you have the same body mass, it probably nails it. I know for a fact that if I start drinking with a random girl, in the end she'll be drunk as fuck and I'll just be "happy-go-lucky". Next step is her throwing up and me being drunk as fuck.


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Kukaracha]
    #11297746 - 10/22/09 07:10 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Actually I had a little bit more than her and she has a higher tolerance. She just can't handle it thats my fault though I kind of new that. Since we hooked up the second time we met and she was drunk LOL


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297779 - 10/22/09 07:36 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol

better luck next time


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297780 - 10/22/09 07:37 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Edit: irrelevant, barely.

You need to give her a spanking.


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Edited by Morgenstern (10/22/09 07:38 AM)


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297782 - 10/22/09 07:38 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Those Four Loco's will get ya man. I slammed 3 of them before going to the movies the other night and was stumbling around all over the place like a retard. I also only remember literally 10-15 minutes of the movie total.


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297808 - 10/22/09 08:04 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

whats a straight edge question? :lol:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297815 - 10/22/09 08:09 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:prance:


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Kada]
    #11297828 - 10/22/09 08:23 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

That is why there are age of consent laws;)


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Edited by OverdoseLiving (10/22/09 08:23 AM)


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297837 - 10/22/09 08:26 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

You really should keep her away from alcohol. Some people just can't handle it, for whatever reasons.


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Indubitably]
    #11297841 - 10/22/09 08:27 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

sounds to me like you should have found some dark secluded corner of the maze and done dirty things with her.  sex in public places is win.


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11297843 - 10/22/09 08:28 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: OverdoseLiving]
    #11298000 - 10/22/09 09:37 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol at stupid people asking me questions about my personal life/state of mind in an attempt to give themselves a disproportionately larger amount of leverage in the pending argument.

"Are you high?"  hahahahahahahahaa.
"Bitch, even if I was high I'd still retain the ability to debate you into submission - be it on moral, legal, religious, or economic grounds."

Stupid people make me :rofl:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: memes]
    #11298343 - 10/22/09 11:09 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol, bro women can't handle alcohol.  I'm 18 and I know that, and even if you drank equal amounts, the same amount you drank could seriously get her wasted... I can drink 3 or 4 shots and still be straight to drive, but I weigh 200 pounds and have a medium tolerance to alcohol.  If my girl takes 4 shots she'll be obnoxiously wasted
:stars:
Anyway what I'm trying to say is, did you take her home and fuck her like she deserved? :lol:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11298361 - 10/22/09 11:15 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Those Four Loco's will get ya man. I slammed 3 of them before going to the movies the other night and was stumbling around all over the place like a retard. I also only remember literally 10-15 minutes of the movie total.




What are "four locos?"


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: dubhuman]
    #11298369 - 10/22/09 11:18 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I was just going to ask this also


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: Incompl]
    #11298589 - 10/22/09 12:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

my girlfriend has an incredibly low booze tolerance. Not long ago she drank 2 bottles of beer at some house party and threw up in the bathroom line while stumbling around. It was :foreheadslap:


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Re: OMFG my girlfriend is completely out of control [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11298735 - 10/22/09 12:46 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

sux for u


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