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OfflineMHbound
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Scariest day of my life
    #11291039 - 10/21/09 12:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Just happened...I was in court for my last day ever(unless I get in trouble again) and I took a drug test yesterday and I tested negative for THC...Well, my test came back positive today and I was about to get locked up for at leaast 3 years minimum...

I remained calm and talked with the guy and fed him my knowledge of drug testing. He said well if there is any faint line at all its considered negative and I said I understand that...He says so this shows me you clearly smoked last night(which is not true but I smoked 7-10 days ago) and I said no I did not I assure you.

He says I tell you what I'm going to test you again and I never do this...He tested me again and BAM passed that bitch.

The bleach that I doped the sample with had enough time to run its course by the time he administered the second test. Damn that was scary.

Risking freedom for marijuana isn't worth it normally but it is when you need it like I do. I don't smoke often but here and there I would slip up...Something was looking out for me.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291050 - 10/21/09 12:21 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

how do you dope a urine sample with bleach?
i take ua's for suboxone therapy, so i'm interested. my dr is fed up with my constantly pissing dirty for thc.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291065 - 10/21/09 12:23 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

niice u snuck some bleach in ur piss?

ur a ninja man


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: istandalone]
    #11291076 - 10/21/09 12:27 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Well, they hand me the cup and I act like I'm trying to piss...I come out say I can't but I be sure to hold my cup. I sneak about 6 drops in the cup when I'm sitting there sipping on my bottle of water...I use an empty visine container to put the bleach in.

Before I do that though I drink a bunch of water to dilute the urine(an added precaution) and pee at least twice before I take the test.

It hasn't failed me yet...Though if you add too much bleach it will remove all of the lines and they will become suspicious so I recommend trying it at home first.

6 drops in 60ccs of diluted urine is not enough to cause problems though.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291085 - 10/21/09 12:28 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

thats baller dude :vaped:


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11291093 - 10/21/09 12:31 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

fuckin bleach in the visine container. slick shit fo sho!
now i can tell that cunt of a dr that i've quit smoking dope. thanks man!


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: istandalone]
    #11291102 - 10/21/09 12:33 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

fuck yeah, cant believe people mess with that fake dick fake piss shit and waste all that money. mhbound hit the jackpot w/ this tek.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11291175 - 10/21/09 12:49 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

great ^^


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: batheinthefountain]
    #11291219 - 10/21/09 12:59 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

that's slick..

be careful though, man. hate to see you go down for pot.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11291230 - 10/21/09 01:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Yea no kidding I was like this shit can't be happening to me right now...After 5 years of probation I just fucked it up...But I balled out and passed the test.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11291240 - 10/21/09 01:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Ballin'^^

Yeah that bleaching thing's been around for a while

I've never not passed a UA as long as I dilute (myself not the sample) and stop smoking for at least 3-4 days beforehand.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11291248 - 10/21/09 01:05 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Shit man I never can dilute the sample enough it seems. I always fail them...But I'm an extremely heavy smoker.

After the last one I failed trying to dilute I said fuck it and started sneaking fake piss in and then this and I'm sure there are some other things.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291306 - 10/21/09 01:17 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Its absolute crap our gov would even consider putting you in jail for being high....that being said...been there man...just quit for awhile until its all over:smirk:


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #11291314 - 10/21/09 01:19 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Next week is my last test and its awesome. It should have been today but they are d-bags so I have to finish 1 last monitoring session.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291329 - 10/21/09 01:22 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

every two weeks for a year:mad2: glad its all over:bouncysmoke:


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291359 - 10/21/09 01:28 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

You might be havin' to take a better test than me, more sensitive I mean. There are varying qualities of drug tests.

I'm glad you passed this time, ballinest shit eva


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11291440 - 10/21/09 01:43 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i had a similar problem for my last DT for probation. Came up pos. for thc and i blew the fuck up saying the test was broke/faulty. They finally agreed to let me go to a counceling center withing 1 hr and take anotherone. I promplty stoped at my local headshop and bought a 1 hr detox. Test came back from the lab 3 days later clean as a whistle. But god damn those detox make me sick as shit.


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Re: Scariest day of my life [Re: MHbound]
    #11291470 - 10/21/09 01:49 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol dont let anyone use your visine  :hehehe:


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