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OfflineMello KittyS
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question for guys about sleeping
    #11290253 - 10/21/09 06:24 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

well i woke up this morning, and my boobs are sore! i must have turned over on my stomach where i slept all night. whenever i sleep on my stomach my boobs r semi sore the next day from being crushed all night. but if i sleep on my back my boobs crush me, i almost feel like i cant breathe normal.

this got me thinking, how do guys sleep on their stomach without crushing their testicles??


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #11290262 - 10/21/09 06:29 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Placement of the thighs are key. I like to give my testicles a little aeration by sleeping with my thighs 'open' rather than 'closed'; if that makes any sense to you.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #11290264 - 10/21/09 06:30 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Why not just sleep on your side?


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #11290265 - 10/21/09 06:31 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i don't get the boob soreness problem and i have a mighty bosom. i do feel like they are suffocating me if i lay on my back though. maybe your breasts are just super sensitive?

i don't have testicles so i can not answer your question.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #11290271 - 10/21/09 06:34 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Plus, my testicles naturally dangle magnificently, so its elasticity allows it to conform to almost any shape it needs to be. Thus, comfort is easily achieved.

But when my balls are cold, its elasticity is almost entirely gone, causing it to lose its ability to conform to comfort.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11290276 - 10/21/09 06:37 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

OP - testicles just sit between your legs, no weight ontop of them.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11290278 - 10/21/09 06:37 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

it just comes naturally i guess, and i can just lay completly sprawled across the bed on my front and not crush my nuts, which would be damn painfull, those things are sensitive!!!

Do you wear a bra while sleeping? mayba a bra would help support them idk.

being a man, i couldnt say for sure.

If your boobs are crushing you if you lay on your back, the must be pretty big! That must be a right pain!


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11290304 - 10/21/09 06:55 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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i don't have testicles so i can not answer your question.




I call bullshit!


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: idiotek]
    #11290327 - 10/21/09 07:12 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

lol yeah they go inbetween your legs. do you have uber bigg boobs or something?


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: thedudenj]
    #11290339 - 10/21/09 07:22 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I don't get boob soreness, but then again I have tiny titties.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: thedudenj]
    #11290341 - 10/21/09 07:23 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

It usually not a problem as most people said they usually settle out of the way on their own but I also sleep on my arm which gives a bit of extra space.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: CosmicFool]
    #11290342 - 10/21/09 07:24 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My girl has huge boobies (36D) and she can't sleep on her stomach either.

I can only sleep on my stomach, it's my favorite.

No crushing is easy.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11290353 - 10/21/09 07:33 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

i prefer B lol A wont kill me but thats pretty flat i find D and up too big so yeah i love B-C range


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: thedudenj]
    #11290354 - 10/21/09 07:35 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I don't even like girls with big titties.

It's crazy.

I don't know how I ended up with her.  She's just fucking awesome.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11290362 - 10/21/09 07:43 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

yeah my girl friend is pretty awesome well to me that is LOL other people not so much lol she is "the bitch like the alpha bitch"


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: thedudenj]
    #11290383 - 10/21/09 07:54 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

What sucks is sitting on your own nuts.

What sucks worse is sitting on your own nuts in a classroom environment with the desks that are connected to the chair, trying to jump up so as to not crush your yambag denizens, hitting the desk, and falling back into your chair like a fool.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: DrMambo]
    #11290403 - 10/21/09 08:09 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My balls just dangle inbetween my legs, there's no weight on them.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Incompl]
    #11290424 - 10/21/09 08:21 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

no ball pain to speak of, i give them fuckers air.


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #11290482 - 10/21/09 08:51 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I know a guy who had a huge ball-sack and once sat with full force on his poor little testicles, and gave them what i can imagine was a real bony crushing against a hard chair for about 5 seconds.

He said that he had alot of inflammation, for quite some time, don't ever sit on your balls.

Any boobs will do for me, just so long as i can throw my face into them. maybe even gently attempt to devour them XD.

I sometimes ask my girlfriend if she will let me shave her chest, she doesn't take this well, even though I'm only joking, i think it would be funny to see a woman's breasts behind a big manly chest rug.

Anybody got any pix?

My balls sleep well, unless they re itchy, from some sort of rash, or whatever, prickly heat some jungle illness that i must suffer from. and ill spend the whole night scratching them red raw, in search of relief and end up in terrible pain and deprived of sleep, not something i recommend. I'm sure haemorrhoid sufferers feel my pain


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Re: question for guys about sleeping [Re: Nobitte]
    #11290514 - 10/21/09 09:05 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

hot :crazy2:


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