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IMaGicaL

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Rustifer]
#11274683 - 10/18/09 11:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i like to keep my urine/splash ratio to a minimum therefore porcelain is the key target. also it is good for noise reduction if one wishes to go for a stealth release of bodily fluids.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11274696 - 10/18/09 11:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Neuron said:
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meatcakeman said:

Also, I sometimes find myself peeing in sinks. It has the same attributes of a porcelain bowl, and it also allows the user to stand comfortably, possibly even lean, so that the penis is of a "safe" altitude relative to the urination area in relation to piss/splash physics.

If I ever went into a public restroom and saw someone peeing in the sink, I'd shove him right into the mirror, whether he was finished or not - and make a break for it.

If I was ever in a public restroom innocently peeing in a sink and some guy pushed me into the mirror, I would abruptly stop urinating and chase him down, stab him, and continue relieving myself all over his face.

Pretty blue collar for a pre-med student.

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meatcakeman
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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Neuron]
#11274749 - 10/18/09 11:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Blue-collar or not, if you fuck with a man peeing, you shall pay the dire consequences of your actions.

It's very much like messing with Sasquatch.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: meatcakeman]
#11274766 - 10/18/09 11:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

my penis curves to the right. so I need to lean to the left a little to keep it in the toilet. also the splashes usually hit the side of my mouth. it does help do aim just above the water, so it dribbles down into the water without making much splashes.

but what ssucks even more is when you're dropping a duce and the water splashes directly into your asshole. I'm always worried I'll get aids whenever that happens.

also, does anyone else hate when you need to urinate really really bad but you have a boner so you need to either bend your boner down which hurts like a bitch and doesn't always work or stand in the diagonal push-up position while holding on to the top of the seat cover?

..yeh

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: meatcakeman]
#11274768 - 10/18/09 11:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

True story. You NEVER mess with a man peeing, that's almost worse than killing babies. Punishable by death in some countries.

This thread is going well for my scientific research, keep up the thought provoking and insightful work everyone.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Envix]
#11274809 - 10/18/09 11:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Envix said:
my penis curves to the right. so I need to lean to the left a little to keep it in the toilet. also the splashes usually hit the side of my mouth. it does help do aim just above the water, so it dribbles down into the water without making much splashes.

but what ssucks even more is when you're dropping a duce and the water splashes directly into your asshole. I'm always worried I'll get aids whenever that happens.

also, does anyone else hate when you need to urinate really really bad but you have a boner so you need to either bend your boner done which hurts like a bitch or stand in the diagonal push-up position while holding on to the top of the seat cover?

..yeh

that made me lol hard.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Shroomism]
#11274825 - 10/18/09 11:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This arises another question. How close do you allow urine levels to approach toilet capacity before evacuating accumulated liquid? At what point do the aromatic properties of the urine overtake your lack of money to pay the water bill?

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: meatcakeman]
#11274850 - 10/18/09 11:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You should have put in a poll. MY vote is for porcelin, because of the sound factor, and splash factor have lower disaster rates. Well I don't see how the sound matters to much, but there is definately less splashage.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Envix]
#11274892 - 10/18/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Envix said:
my penis curves to the right. so I need to lean to the left a little to keep it in the toilet. also the splashes usually hit the side of my mouth. it does help do aim just above the water, so it dribbles down into the water without making much splashes.

but what ssucks even more is when you're dropping a duce and the water splashes directly into your asshole. I'm always worried I'll get aids whenever that happens.

also, does anyone else hate when you need to urinate really really bad but you have a boner so you need to either bend your boner done which hurts like a bitch or stand in the diagonal push-up position while holding on to the top of the seat cover?

..yeh

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: meatcakeman]
#11274916 - 10/18/09 11:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I usually just piss out the window, unless I'm closer to the bathroom.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11274931 - 10/18/09 11:41 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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_myconaut_ said:
This arises another question. How close do you allow urine levels to approach toilet capacity before evacuating accumulated liquid? At what point do the aromatic properties of the urine overtake your lack of money to pay the water bill?

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown... You know what to do.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11274952 - 10/18/09 11:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

it would theoretically "flush" automatically if you pissed enough into it to get the water level very high. weight/pressure of the water is what flushes toilets. try pouring a bucket of water into the toilet

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Rustifer]
#11274977 - 10/18/09 11:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Todcasil said:
Seriously, when I know it will be a jet-stream pee, I am for just above the water right where it meets the bowl, minimizing splash back of all varieties

This^^^ Gotta get it right on the border. Probably something like water tension and angles at work.

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Sometimes you just gotta piss in the sink.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11274992 - 10/18/09 11:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

In my experience (and this is backed up by theory), you want to hit the porcelain at as shallow an angle as possible.

If your pee-stream hits porcelain at a right angle, it's gonna splash like a motherfucker, but if you can get the angle down to like 30 degrees or below it works great.

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meatcakeman
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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11275108 - 10/19/09 12:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if women every encounter such ordeals in the bathroom setting........

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Re: High-Velocity Urination Physics Thread

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#11275128 - 10/19/09 12:14 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a porcelain man myself. I always aim as far back to the left or right as possible and let her fly. It always does me good. :thumbup:

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: meatcakeman]
#11275151 - 10/19/09 12:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder if women every encounter such ordeals in the bathroom setting........

Nah, they are inferior when it comes to pissing. Men have the ability to piss in the toilet while standing 5 feet away, or aiming towards the ceiling and arcing it into the bowl or even spelling shit out with our almighty streams of urine.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: Envix]
#11275226 - 10/19/09 12:34 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Envix said:

also, does anyone else hate when you need to urinate really really bad but you have a boner so you need to either bend your boner done which hurts like a bitch or stand in the diagonal push-up position while holding on to the top of the seat cover?

Dude just piss into the bathtub/shower if you've got wood.

I usually hit the porcelain at a shallow angle. If it is in the morning and I'm hungover or not really awake yet I'll usually let it rip right into the water. Last time I was over at my old roomates house I did that, and the first thing he said to me in the morning was "man, there are some things I've forgotten about you... like how it sounds like you're emptying a gallon jug of water into the toilet during your morning pee"

Does anyone else feel a sense of superiority/pride when you are at a public restroom, you start whizzing, someone else comes in, pees, washes their hands and leaves, and you are still peeing full force while they are walking out the door?

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

[Re: pcube]
#11275287 - 10/19/09 12:48 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Does anyone else feel a sense of superiority/pride when you are at a public restroom, you start whizzing, someone else comes in, pees, washes their hands and leaves, and you are still peeing full force while they are walking out the door?

I keep a mental count of how long my really long pisses last.

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Re: High-Velocity Urination

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#11275291 - 10/19/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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pcube said:
Does anyone else feel a sense of superiority/pride when you are at a public restroom, you start whizzing, someone else comes in, pees, washes their hands and leaves, and you are still peeing full force while they are walking out the door?

Quite frankly, yes.

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