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High-Velocity Urination Physics Thread
    #11274444 - 10/19/09 12:38 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

This topic is for the males of the species. Females are permitted to observe with fascination.

So you know when you have to piss really bad, and it comes out like a jet stream pressure washer, damn that feels good.

But there's a problem.
Sometimes when it hits the water with such force, it causes much splashage to occur.
Causing little particulates of water and possibly urine to go flying through the air, often landing on my legs.
This is less than favorable.

As an alternative, sometimes I will aim for the bowl where there is no water,
The logic being that perhaps a different trajectory of the urine stream combined with the angle of the bowl will help to diffuse the flow and travel safely into the water.
Sometimes this works, sometimes it backfires horribly.

So my question to you people is as such:
Do you aim for the water or the porcelain!?
What, in your experience. causes less splashage to occur for maximum enjoyment?
Obviously, one could simply opt to just piss off a building, or out of a moving bus window, and not have to worry about such things.
But this is for the hypothetical situation of where you absolutely MUST use the porcelain.

This is a serious topic for serious people only.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274455 - 10/19/09 12:40 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

:yourock: I enact the same train of thought every time I piss. Porcelain, always. :wink:


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274456 - 10/19/09 12:40 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

I usually aim for the seat in other people's houses, it doesn't do much for the splashing, but it does tons for pissing women off. Something that I enjoy too much.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Rustifer]
    #11274464 - 10/19/09 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

:lol:

Porcelain


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274466 - 10/19/09 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Oh man this is as serious as it gets. =D Excellent question as I too have thought about it a lot. I always aim for the porcelain, it also has noise reduction effects which is nice when there are tons of people in the room next to the bathroom. Happy shootin. :thumbup:


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Rustifer]
    #11274467 - 10/19/09 12:42 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

I'm probably going to be called a bitch and flamed for what I'm about to say:

Just put a seat cover, and sit down.

Or if It's a urinal, I aim for the porcelain.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: RobMarley420]
    #11274477 - 10/19/09 12:43 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

I always go for the porcelain. Not so much to counteract the splash but to keep the noise levels down. I like to piss in relative silence if I can help it.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Neuron]
    #11274491 - 10/19/09 12:45 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Neuron said:
Just put a seat cover, and sit down.





:crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey:
WHAT THE FUCK :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey:
:crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey: :crankey::crankey:

As for the noise reduction effects of the porcelain shot, this is well documented.
However I sometimes get a strange enjoyment out of hearing the water scale as the stream goes from full force to a light trickle.
People 20 yards away know when you are done. Good times.
Sometimes I like to piss as hard as possible into the water, for maximum decibels.
I wonder what the world record is for the loudest piss ever taken..


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274492 - 10/19/09 12:45 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Porcelain all the way, amigo.


I also aim towards either the left or right side of the porcelain bowl such that the forced stream of my urination almost ricochets at an angled direction opposite of my general area. This usually saves me the time and energy of wiping off undesirable liquids on my legs.

Also, I sometimes find myself peeing in sinks. It has the same attributes of a porcelain bowl, and it also allows the user to stand comfortably, possibly even lean, so that the penis is of a "safe" altitude relative to the urination area in relation to piss/splash physics.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Neuron]
    #11274496 - 10/19/09 12:46 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Neuron said:
I'm probably going to be called a bitch and flamed for what I'm about to say:

Just put a seat cover, and sit down.

Or if It's a urinal, I aim for the porcelain.




Oh my god what a bitch.  :gayflag:


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11274502 - 10/19/09 12:47 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Porcelain all the way, amigo.


I also aim towards either the left or right side of the porcelain bowl such that the forced stream of my urination almost ricochets at an angled direction opposite of my general area. This usually saves me the time and energy of wiping off undesirable liquids on my legs.

Also, I sometimes find myself peeing in sinks. It has the same attributes of a porcelain bowl, and it also allows the user to stand comfortably, possibly even lean, so that the penis is of a "safe" altitude relative to the urination area in relation to piss/splash physics.




Fucking brilliant!@ :strokebeard:


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274552 - 10/19/09 12:53 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

i used to place toilet paper in the water and then pee on it pretending i was sinking a ship


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: dwtk]
    #11274561 - 10/19/09 12:54 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

I approve of this activity


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274573 - 10/19/09 12:56 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
This topic is for the males of the species.

So you know when you have to piss really bad, and it comes out like a jet stream, damn that feels good.

But there's a problem.
Sometimes when it hits the water with such force, it causes much splashage to occur.
Causing little particulates of water and possibly urine to go flying through the air, often landing on my legs.
This is less than favorable.

As an alternative, sometimes I will aim for the bowl where there is no water,
The logic being that perhaps a different trajectory of the urine stream combined with the angle of the bowl will help to diffuse the flow and travel safely into the water.
Sometimes this works, sometimes it backfires horribly.

So my question to you people is as such:
Do you aim for the water or the porcelain!?
What, in your experience. causes less splashage to occur for maximum enjoyment?
Obviously, one could simply opt to just piss off a building, or out of a moving bus window, and not have to worry about such things.
But this is for the hypothetical situation of where you absolutely MUST use the porcelain.

This is a serious topic for serious people only.




Seriously, when I know it will be a jet-stream pee, I am for just above the water right where it meets the bowl, minimizing splash back of all varieties :dancing:

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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: dwtk]
    #11274577 - 10/19/09 12:57 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

i aim for the front left of the porcelien.
the splash almost indefinitely goes in a foward direction.
or i pee on the front lawn.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11274605 - 10/19/09 01:01 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:

Also, I sometimes find myself peeing in sinks. It has the same attributes of a porcelain bowl, and it also allows the user to stand comfortably, possibly even lean, so that the penis is of a "safe" altitude relative to the urination area in relation to piss/splash physics.




If I ever went into a public restroom and saw someone peeing in the sink, I'd shove him right into the mirror, whether he was finished or not - and make a break for it.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Shroomism]
    #11274609 - 10/19/09 01:02 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

I aim for porcelain a little above the water.Because less splash back.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Neuron]
    #11274619 - 10/19/09 01:03 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Sometimes you just gotta piss in the sink.


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Rustifer]
    #11274643 - 10/19/09 01:06 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Definitely always aim for the porcelain. I like how it reduces the sound


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Re: High-Velocity Urination [Re: Neuron]
    #11274661 - 10/19/09 01:08 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Neuron said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:

Also, I sometimes find myself peeing in sinks. It has the same attributes of a porcelain bowl, and it also allows the user to stand comfortably, possibly even lean, so that the penis is of a "safe" altitude relative to the urination area in relation to piss/splash physics.




If I ever went into a public restroom and saw someone peeing in the sink, I'd shove him right into the mirror, whether he was finished or not - and make a break for it.





If I was ever in a public restroom innocently peeing in a sink and some guy pushed me into the mirror, I would abruptly stop urinating and chase him down, stab him, and continue relieving myself all over his face.


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