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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Women deo not have problems getting men - its the other way round.


yah but women are picky about men, afraid of getting raped or beat i supppose.

guys just dont give a fuck.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I'd prolly be able to love you #1. This is anon, post a pic.

Tits optional, but could certainly be a deciding factor.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
he's not even a dipshit dude. hes cool and also a  nice person who runs volunteering thingys for disadvantaged members of society and stuff. sorry for like major late reply several days after the original event, that is a poor effort.

damn my being so fucking fat and lonely and a dude and a lesbian all at once.




Boys are boys. When you want a man's cock, ask for Anon #12.


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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #12]
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right right right. well im pissed again but i think i ruined my chances of sex (despite being handed many condoms by people from the sexual health society) by being a rock goddess and screaming the lyrics to chop suey (i fucking love system of a down) and doing headbanging motions and stuff; either way im sitting home alone with takeaway, that is not cool. i only have a dildo for company now :frown: altho im not actually overweight or particularly hideous, how depressing. it was a free club i went to tho...i get drunk too much an all. tis my 21st on saturday and i wanna get laid :frown:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you got a dildo, post your tits?

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How hard can it be for a chick to get fucked. Its the guys that have trouble. Just go to the bar on Saturday and find someone. A bars a fucking breeding ground, almost everyone goes to hook up.

By the way my birthdays on Wednesday, Wanna celebrate together.:derfase:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Unless you are huge you wont get turned down and even if you were I'm sure you would be able to find someone drunk enough.

This is coming from a guy, almost all of us will fuck if a chick asks us.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
just start fucking everybody.



^ :thumbup:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #4]
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im like more more than 10 over 100 pounds :/ dont own any scales. im just crap at picking up signals lol and have a very messy bedroom that id be embarrassed to invite anyone back to. i also have overprotective girl friends who all have serious boyfriends and like group around if a guy does pay attention. i dinnae know what to do. i dont want mega drunk sex, its terrible and id kinda like to remember it in the morning/it be a memorable occasion not just like 5 minutes in, ohh, hes fallen asleep. im used to having a guy with a cock longer than my foot and pretty wide. but like, that was quite painful and hit my cervix. a bit smaller would be good.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #4]
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hey drunky postits, quit your fucking bitching, go out to the bar and get laid for fucks sake! you can't be that bad looking and someone is bound to fuck ya. just brush your teeth.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
right right right. well im pissed again but i think i ruined my chances of sex (despite being handed many condoms by people from the sexual health society) by being a rock goddess and screaming the lyrics to chop suey (i fucking love system of a down) and doing headbanging motions and stuff; either way im sitting home alone with takeaway, that is not cool. i only have a dildo for company now :frown: altho im not actually overweight or particularly hideous, how depressing. it was a free club i went to tho...i get drunk too much an all. tis my 21st on saturday and i wanna get laid :frown:



Fly here. I'll fuck the shit out of you.


:doggystyle:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #12]
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i did brush my teeth :frown: they are a bit wonky tho. meh. i want that one guy tho, so no other will do :/ i saw him today :o buuuut i didnt acknowledge him in case he thought i was vaguely stalking him as i keep accidently bumping into him as im the treasurer for a society and i have to go to the finance office which is next to his office in his capacity as chair of the volunteering thimgy. danm

other definite sex offers would be groovesome tho.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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post a pic to get sex offers.  that is how it works.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
i did brush my teeth :frown: they are a bit wonky tho. meh. i want that one guy tho, so no other will do :/ i saw him today :o buuuut i didnt acknowledge him in case he thought i was vaguely stalking him as i keep accidently bumping into him as im the treasurer for a society and i have to go to the finance office which is next to his office in his capacity as chair of the volunteering thimgy. danm

other definite sex offers would be groovesome tho.



Lol your not the one that picks up signals, your the chick so you give the damn signals. This is because a guy will fuck anything while chicks are the other way around and get to pick and choose. They are the ones who decide if some guy gets to have sex not the other way around.

And you will never hook up with this guy if you completely ignore him. Trust me the if you run into him hes probably not gonna think your stalking him. Why be weird about it and ignore him, just say hi. Your a person who runs into another person they know why get all odd and complicated about it. If you want to date him just say hi next time you see him and ask if he wants to do something on the weekends simple as that.

Do you have any reason to NOT do this?!?!?!:stars:

Edited by Anonymous (10/26/09 09:51 PM)

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #4]
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right yeah good pojnt. i have reason to beleive he is half seeing someone. but she is a proper man beast. and it sounds harsh but she has a nasty birth mark all over her face. but even if she didnt have this she looks generally like a man figure wise and dress sense wise and rest of face wise. just i bumped into him and said hi like every daylast week and it got a bit awkward because u know, u run out of polite conversation and not much superficial changes from day to day!! plus i kept looking like a chav dressed in a tracksuit because his office/the finance office is near the gym. so yeah sweaty, tracksuited me is not best positioned to ask guy for date/sex really. i well cant ask him if he wants to do sumat on the weekend. that would be too horrnedously upsetting when he says no as i have to see him a million times again as i volunteer under him - he is the boss of what i do if u like :o

i have posted pics and gained sex offers but none of them were feasible. sad times.#

it will be reet in the end like. love and lust do both exist and im sure ill have the rest of my fun sometime soon :wink:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #4]
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thank you for your advice tho. i am well aware it is what i shud do. i am just far too cowardly to carry it out :wink:

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just do it, balls to the wall. Thats how i got my girlfriend. You just have to put yourself out there, if you don't you will never get anyone worth while.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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post tits.  then we can decide if you are a lost cause.

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
post your tits?


Anonymous #2 said:
and post tits


I like how #2 incessantly wants to see OPs tits.

I second his motion.



:thumbup:

How about some results?

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Re: oh god [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
right yeah good pojnt. i have reason to beleive he is half seeing someone. but she is a proper man beast. and it sounds harsh but she has a nasty birth mark all over her face. but even if she didnt have this she looks generally like a man figure wise and dress sense wise and rest of face wise. just i bumped into him and said hi like every daylast week and it got a bit awkward because u know, u run out of polite conversation and not much superficial changes from day to day!! plus i kept looking like a chav dressed in a tracksuit because his office/the finance office is near the gym. so yeah sweaty, tracksuited me is not best positioned to ask guy for date/sex really. i well cant ask him if he wants to do sumat on the weekend. that would be too horrnedously upsetting when he says no as i have to see him a million times again as i volunteer under him - he is the boss of what i do if u like :o

i have posted pics and gained sex offers but none of them were feasible. sad times.#

it will be reet in the end like. love and lust do both exist and im sure ill have the rest of my fun sometime soon :wink:



LOL sweetheart, guys wont take notice if you are all sweaty when your in a  gym outfit. And almost ALL guys think those gym outfits are hot. Girls dress way more superficial than whats necessary for a guy to think shes cute. Don't get me wrong some cute clothes and such are a good touch but not to the extent most women think..If this potential girlfriend of his is actually his girlfriend you are in luck because if he likes you and your intentions are apparent he will break up with her to be with you if she is as ugly as you say.

Also another bit of important info is, so what if he turns you down. You are acting like your asking the guy to marry you. All you want is to hang out with him. Don't even make it out to be a date, just asking him to have some fun with you on the weekend. If he says no who cares, it would be like asking any other friend of yours to hang out. If they say no you don't get all awkward next time you see them as nothing has changed with your relationship. If you don't get awkward about it then it wont even cross his mind. You alone can make the situation embarrassing no one else.


You are looking into this way to much, this is not a big deal at all. Just ask him. You will be a much happier girl.

Edited by Anonymous (10/27/09 04:27 AM)

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