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Offlinecsrpj
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i highly suspect something in my family...
    #11267032 - 10/17/09 07:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i suspect my brother is really my half-brother, after i had an acid trip around, at some point around my parents.... there was a point (and i have to double-check this for sure to find out if the timing even works) where my dad was in the army for 2 years in the soviet union. my suspicion is my mom was either raped or cheated on him, and my brother is her son but not my dad, and that my mom is hiding that from him. why do i think this? well, it is obvious my mom is hiding something from him. i'm a pretty perceptive guy, and in conversations my mom has mentioned  many times that to protect her marriage delusions are necessarily. i look a lot like my dad. my brother doesn't. his nose is totally different, his head is waaaay bigger than mine (like mom, not dad), his penis size is different from mine... now, these are some things i can do:

- drop the curiosity and forget it.
- do research into genetics and family history to determine if there's enough evidence against my case.
- study deception tactics and find out from my mom.
- get DNA from brother and dad (my brother lives in a different state though and i'm not sure next time i've visiting) and do a DNA test if it's not too expensive.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267035 - 10/17/09 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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csrpj said:
- get DNA from brother and dad (my brother lives in a different state though and i'm not sure next time i've visiting) and do a DNA test if it's not too expensive.




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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267037 - 10/17/09 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You measured his penis?


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267038 - 10/17/09 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i suggest you drop this shit because it doesnt fucking matter.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267040 - 10/17/09 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

csrpj said:
his penis size is different from mine...





You shouldn't know these things.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11267047 - 10/17/09 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
Quote:

csrpj said:
his penis size is different from mine...





You shouldn't know these things.




It's not weird to have seen your brother's penis.  You live together for cryin out loud.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267054 - 10/17/09 07:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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csrpj said:
his penis size is different from mine... .





why do you know this? :shoosh:


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: g00ru]
    #11267058 - 10/17/09 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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guruu said:
It's not weird to have seen your brother's penis.  You live together for cryin out loud.





:blowjob:


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: g00ru]
    #11267064 - 10/17/09 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I never looked at my brothers kak when we lived together.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267084 - 10/17/09 07:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why does it matter? Move on with your life and quite trying to stir up drama.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11267101 - 10/17/09 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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his penis size is different from mine


im not going to ask why you measured his penis but just if you knew that penis size is not the same for every offspring and that people do in fact have different penis sizes


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: prismism]
    #11267106 - 10/17/09 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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prismism said:
i suggest you drop this shit because it doesnt fucking matter.




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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11267112 - 10/17/09 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Why does it matter? Move on with your life and quite trying to stir up drama.




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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11267115 - 10/17/09 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

DNA tests used to be thousands of dollars.

Now though they have some places that test your DNA to point out genetic clues as to what diseases you may incur. These only cost a few hundred dollars now. Maybe this test could also tell you what u want to know.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11267137 - 10/17/09 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Why does it matter? Move on with your life and quite trying to stir up drama.




Ignorance is bliss... but if I was the father and I found out my wife had a kid with another man and never told me- I'd be fucking PISSED and would want to know.

Although, I don't quite understand how your dad could be gone for 2 years and then come home to miraculously find his wife has another kid- you'd think that'd be a little fishy and raise some flags. But then again i'm not sure I know the whole story... but if he thinks his mom had a kid with another man and his dad doesn't know, it seems like it worth looking into.

I know i'd want to know...


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: Subconscious]
    #11267222 - 10/17/09 08:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Was it the brown acid?


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
    #11267288 - 10/17/09 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It was the brown note.  :poop:


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11267293 - 10/17/09 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Mataspore said:
I never looked at my brothers kak when we lived together.




:shrug: If you were ever both little kids in the house at the same time I feel like it would be weird if you never saw each other naked.  Obviously it'd be weird in later years.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: g00ru]
    #11267424 - 10/17/09 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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guruu said:
Quote:

Mataspore said:
I never looked at my brothers kak when we lived together.




:shrug: If you were ever both little kids in the house at the same time I feel like it would be weird if you never saw each other naked.  Obviously it'd be weird in later years.




Yeah, shit happens. I see my brother's package at times. I walk out of my door to use the bathroom and he's just walking out, we don't notice each other some mornings and towels aren't always totally covering everything.


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Re: i highly suspect something in my family... [Re: csrpj]
    #11267442 - 10/17/09 09:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah wtf is the problem?

I have a half brother, he's pretty cool.


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