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OfflineMadtowntripper
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I Took a Nap...
    #11266753 - 10/17/09 06:56 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

And woke up to my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed with my stiff dick in her hands moving it around like it was an airplane joystick and making fighter plane noises while mashing the tip and saying "Fire!  Boom!"

And this girl doesn't even do drugs.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266758 - 10/17/09 06:57 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

Wow, that's one of the more fucked up things I've heard today....


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266759 - 10/17/09 06:57 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

:ilold: :ilold: :ilold:



She's a keeper!


:rotfl:


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deCypher said:
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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266762 - 10/17/09 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

:quagmire:


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266765 - 10/17/09 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:

And this girl doesn't even do drugs.





Maybe she should.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266771 - 10/17/09 06:59 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
And woke up to my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed with my stiff dick in her hands moving it around like it was an airplane joystick and making fighter plane noises while mashing the tip and saying "Fire!  Boom!"






Post Of The Day.


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OP is now RP! Read about it here!
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11266772 - 10/17/09 06:59 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:

And this girl doesn't even do drugs.





Maybe she should.



Indeed...


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Edited by themallacht (10/17/09 07:00 PM)


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266777 - 10/17/09 07:00 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

:dielaughing:


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OfflineMorgenstern
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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266781 - 10/17/09 07:00 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

I bet this didn't happen.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: theMallacht]
    #11266782 - 10/17/09 07:01 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266809 - 10/17/09 07:03 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

:lolsy:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11266829 - 10/17/09 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
I bet this didn't happen.





The mental image is worth it, whether it happened or not. :lol:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11266862 - 10/17/09 07:13 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
And woke up to my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed with my stiff dick in her hands moving it around like it was an airplane joystick and making fighter plane noises while mashing the tip and saying "Fire!  Boom!"






Post Of The Day.



QFT


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11266877 - 10/17/09 07:15 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Oh, it's true.

She's a heckuva odd girl.

We took the train down to Chicago a few months ago and went to the Field Museum there.

They have a huge permanent exhibit of Egyptian stuff, like a big tomb brought over piece-by-piece and all of that.

Well hanging over the entrance hall they have a big map of the Middle East with Egypt highlighted in black.

And she is looking at it and says "Egypt isn't really in Africa, is it?"

She is black.

WTF?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266894 - 10/17/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Oh, it's true.

She's a heckuva odd girl.

We took the train down to Chicago a few months ago and went to the Field Museum there.

They have a huge permanent exhibit of Egyptian stuff, like a big tomb brought over piece-by-piece and all of that.

Well hanging over the entrance hall they have a big map of the Middle East with Egypt highlighted in black.

And she is looking at it and says "Egypt isn't really in Africa, is it?"

She is black.

WTF?



Christ where did she think it was?


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #11266898 - 10/17/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
She is black.






NEW POTD.


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OP is now RP! Read about it here!
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11266921 - 10/17/09 07:22 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
She is black.






NEW POTD.




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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11266933 - 10/17/09 07:25 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Penis envy for sure!


IDK, one's girl should feel free to fondle the penis as much as appropriately possible.


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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: Morgenstern]
    #11267096 - 10/17/09 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
I bet this didn't happen.



I bet your parents didn't love you enough as a child...


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But sometimes they don't make sense.
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Re: I Took a Nap... [Re: AereolaBorialis]
    #11267140 - 10/17/09 08:06 PM (8 years, 6 days ago)

now do that to her penis when she's taking a nap.


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