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OfflineEnvix
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Walmart IS the "brown acid"
    #11266639 - 10/17/09 06:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

being in Walmart is like a really bad acid trip.
people's faces seem to jump out at you.
you're scared every second.
you're afraid of what insanely bizarre creature will pop out at you when you go around the corner.
:oogieboogie:
reality seems to be going 5x faster, yet it seems like it's taking you hours to get from the checkout to the exit, no matter how fast you walk.
paranoia increases. :uhoh:
you want nothing more than to get out of there.


gravel for my cactus and oreo icecream for my munchies are defiantly not worth the "trip" to walmart.
even if it's the only place you can get both.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266641 - 10/17/09 06:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

hahahahaha so glad i didnt go to walmart today


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266652 - 10/17/09 06:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know about your walmart, but mine is just filled with stupid rednecks! Everyone you look at nods their head and says hey there. Much more annoying...


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: literberry]
    #11266670 - 10/17/09 06:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wtf mines filled with deformed people.


no joke


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266694 - 10/17/09 06:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Walmart isnt actually inhabited by humans persay, but several bizarre species of subhumans.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: markofthebeast]
    #11266695 - 10/17/09 06:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

mine is filled with junkies, old people, and black dudes.


cant forget the occasional mentally ill people either:rolleyes:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266701 - 10/17/09 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God forbid you come in contact with people who occupy the lower rungs of the socioeconomic ladder.

Back to the ivory tower with you!


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Salomon]
    #11266703 - 10/17/09 06:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

going to walmart at 3 in the morning is better than any horror house


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: DieCommie]
    #11266740 - 10/17/09 06:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DieCommie said:
God forbid you come in contact with people who occupy the lower rungs of the socioeconomic ladder.

Back to the ivory tower with you!



:rofl2:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: DieCommie]
    #11266764 - 10/17/09 06:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm from a lower-middle class family. That isn't to say I can't still be freaked out by this:





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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266803 - 10/17/09 07:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I never even heard of brown acid until yesterday, now i'm seeing/hearing mention of it all over. You are totally right about walmart though. :cracklol:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266819 - 10/17/09 07:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I went to walmart on acid once. It really lit up the grotesque appearance of the people there.

The mcdonald wall mural really looked awesome though. So did the shiny floors. :mikemcdonald:  :w0ahhhhmahnnn:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266853 - 10/17/09 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
I'm from a lower-middle class family. That isn't to say I can't still be freaked out by this:






That's one sexy gunt right thar.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: markofthebeast]
    #11266874 - 10/17/09 07:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

shit, i lied. i just realized i've heard the whole "don't eat the brown acid" thing from woodstock. i just didn't connect it when it was used outside that context.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: markofthebeast]
    #11266880 - 10/17/09 07:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Anyone ever had someone just start talking to you in walmart for no apparent reason? I was looking at fishing lures and some guy walks up and just starts talking about catfish. Not to be an asshole, but I'm there to get something and leave, some people just hang around walmart because they don't have anything else to do. I don't think I could go there tripping. If that kind of thing happened, I would be terrified.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: literberry]
    #11266883 - 10/17/09 07:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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literberry said:
I don't know about your walmart, but mine is just filled with stupid rednecks! Everyone you look at nods their head and says hey there. Much more annoying...




Omg that sounds horrible! :rolleyes:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: Envix]
    #11266897 - 10/17/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Envix said:





:omgz: BAD AIR :runaway:


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: tokingnome]
    #11266899 - 10/17/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I know it just sounds like they're being friendly, but seriously it's annoying.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: literberry]
    #11266900 - 10/17/09 07:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

literberry said:
I don't know about your walmart, but mine is just filled with stupid rednecks! Everyone you look at nods their head and says hey there. Much more annoying...




Mine is full of people from South America.

And OP: are you sure you weren't just on acid last time you went there? I don't get any of that shit when I go there.


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Re: Walmart IS the "brown acid" [Re: literberry]
    #11266914 - 10/17/09 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

literberry said:
I know it just sounds like they're being friendly, but seriously it's annoying.




That's much better than the bitter and unhelpful people I encounter at Wal-Mart.


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