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Happy Birthday.
    #11266242 - 10/17/09 05:16 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

To my dog.


3 years today.


He's got the worst fucking gas of any creature I've been around.  Every 2-4 minutes he rips a huge fart and looks terrified.


Gassy birthday FTW.





I'm gonna paint his tits and take him to the bar,  FREE DRINKS AND DRUGS YO!


He's got 10 tits so I should get 5 times more drinks.




( Yes I just had to go count his tits to make sure )


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11266262 - 10/17/09 05:20 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

HB DOGGIE!
I will smoke a bowl in your dog's honor...:gethigh:
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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11266311 - 10/17/09 05:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Tell your dog I send my birthday wishes vandago!

10 tits ftw!


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: Jair]
    #11266612 - 10/17/09 06:30 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

thats alot of drinks make shure he has a Designated Driver!!!!


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11266684 - 10/17/09 06:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I think my dog is pregnant

I used condoms

must have been my brother


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11267764 - 10/17/09 10:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My dogs farts smell like after birth.:shrug:


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11267771 - 10/17/09 10:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Did he get into the trash or something else?


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11267841 - 10/17/09 10:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I gave him some gelato for his b-day last night, but not more then a couple spoon fulls.


It appears his treats went bad.



I buy the huge 10 lb bulk boxes of milkbones, and it's at the bottom of the box.  I noticed a few of them had mold on em.


I'm suspecting moldy milkbone farts.



Ditched the milkbones, and bought him a bunch of beefsticks, birthday style, and a huge 2 foot raw hide to rock out.





2 poops into tonight, and the farts are stopping a bit.




some of the are so huge he actually steps forward as he farts, and looks shocked and sniffs his ass for a minute.



Animals crack me up.


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11267859 - 10/17/09 10:24 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I remember my parents got my dog I once had a huge bone so long it couldn't fit through the door, he just picked that bad boy up and ran right to his room but couldn't get through the door it was hilarious trying to watch him figure out how to that in he just dropped it to the floor and turned to look at us. :lol:


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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11269123 - 10/18/09 02:37 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Hell yeah it seems like Ive known you longer than that! Happy birthday Sparta! :laugh:



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Re: Happy Birthday. [Re: vandago]
    #11269636 - 10/18/09 05:43 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Your dog sucks I'm gonna beat that thing up because it barked at me when I walked into someone's house.


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