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OfflineAround In Circles
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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11238723 - 10/13/09 10:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
who's a mod?  cubie?  nah brah.




So his title is a joke?

Good.

I was beginning to lose respect for Shroomery, although its already dwindling.

There are so many tools on these boards its hard to believe.

Then again, the world is filled with them, so I guess my point is ultimately moot.

Sad nonetheless.

People need to stop procreating.

Hitler had the right idea; we need some form of eugenics, or a natural catastrophe.

It's goddamn pathetic.

:thumbdown:

And yet its ultimately necessary.

:bigjoint:


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InvisibleFerris
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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11238751 - 10/13/09 10:58 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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Ferris said:
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c0sm0nautt said:
It's all about recovery and the second time around. I last forever the second time around.




Agreed, ten minutes really isn't that bad for the first go.  If it's really more like 5 in reality, well that's still not terrible.

I can basically cum and keep my hard-on, as opposed to some guys who have to wait 15 minutes (foreplay in the interum?), so I'm not concerned with being premature so much as not being able to get off.  I've had to give up a couple of times, which is equally embarrassing.




10 minutes is not a goal to be sought.  10 minutes is a very short love-making session.  even if the girl gets off within those 10 minutes, so?  there's more fun to be had.  i don't know a single girl who would prefer 10 over 30, unless a quickie was the original intended goal.  though, i suppose i've never asked their preference in such blatant terms.

in my experience, 20-30 seems to be the zone where you can avoid too little and too much.  depending on the situation of course.  sometimes, those marathon 90 minute sessions are perfect.  other times, they just become too much; painful and mechanical.

i'd also disagree that not finishing is on par with finishing too early.  i'm a later finisher myself, and i prefer it that way, despite some of those "i swear it's not you baby" conversations.  sure it's a little awkward, but i much prefer performing like a champ and not being able to climax, to finishing too early to be able to perform at all.  i'll take the "i swear it's not you" conversation to the "i swear i usually last longer" conversation any day.  though, truth be told, i get off more on getting her off than myself.

ultimately, i don't think OPs feelings should be spared by telling him 10 minutes is respectable.  i think it better that he makes a concerted effort towards bettering his control and performance.




Dude, 10 minutes is just the first cum.  It usually takes half an hour to even get to the fucking, and after I cum, I don't stop stop having sex, so

A. 10 minutes for the first cum is perfectly normal if you hadn't had sex or masturbated within 48-72 hours.

B. One can still have sex for hours if one does.  The second usually lasts at least twice as long.

C. I've never had a chick care, especially considering that I give the best oral sex in the land and most would probably prefer I get off quicker so I can give em some more of that.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Around In Circles]
    #11238756 - 10/13/09 10:59 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

mods have little Ms next to their names.  admins have As.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Ferris]
    #11238785 - 10/13/09 11:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

well do what works for you.  but not all guys can get hard immediately after cumming.  myself included.

i prefer to give extended oral sex prior to penetration.  not too much of a fan of doing it after.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11238824 - 10/13/09 11:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

That reminds me of a joke.

A boy asks his father, "Daddy, what's a pussy look like?"

His father says, "Oh Son, before sex it's the most beautiful thing.
Have you ever seen a tulip open gently on a bright spring morn,
slightly glistening with dew and inviting you for a sniff?"

His son says, "Wow Dad, that sounds swell!  But what's it look like after sex?"

His father answers, "Hmmm well Son, you ever seen a bulldog's mouth after he's been nomming down on a bowl of mayonaisse?"


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11239627 - 10/13/09 01:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

nawwwp.


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: c0sm0nautt]
    #11239685 - 10/13/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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c0sm0nautt said:
It's all about recovery and the second time around. I last forever the second time around.




yep

when i was younger i would have this chick blow me, take the load and keep blowing me. after that it was go time and would last forever.


if not just do the tried and true cave man method lol , laughing because i have done it many times my self lol


kinda funny what pops in your head when you are trying not to finish lol


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: royer]
    #11239701 - 10/13/09 02:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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royer said:
just do the tried and true cave man method lol




Is this what I had mentioned involving clubbing her ass with hard dick a few good whack-ums?


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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Nuggetpouch]
    #11239748 - 10/13/09 02:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

i was gonna say get shitfaced but sounds like yo on it.
just dont go too far and get that whiskey dick

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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11240558 - 10/13/09 04:21 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
That reminds me of a joke.

A boy asks his father, "Daddy, what's a pussy look like?"

His father says, "Oh Son, before sex it's the most beautiful thing.
Have you ever seen a tulip open gently on a bright spring morn,
slightly glistening with dew and inviting you for a sniff?"

His son says, "Wow Dad, that sounds swell!  But what's it look like after sex?"

His father answers, "Hmmm well Son, you ever seen a bulldog's mouth after he's been nomming down on a bowl of mayonaisse?"




LOL that had to be the most grotesque joke i've ever read in my life

props

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Re: I keep blowing muh load too fast arg [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #11261012 - 10/16/09 04:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Kegels!!! Fucking kegels make you last longer, are easy to do, and makes you have longer and stronger orgasms. Fuck with it! Your dick will stay harder then normal too.

Or you can take the easy way out and mix viagra with opiates. :thumbup: great froi threesomes and such, your shit stays hard and you cant cum for shit. Cumming is the devil. It turns the best of men into catatonic piles of nothingness. :tee:

Thinking about baseball and homer simpson just seems silly to me. Why would you want to ignore some fine young thing riding your dick?

Stop thinking about it and just beat that shit up. Eat lotsa pussy and dont be boring and shell hardly trip if your first time was 10 minutes.


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