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hidenseek
loafter
Registered: 06/10/09
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a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay
#11259984 - 10/16/09 01:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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a foreign exchange student is shopping in a north american city, and walks into a bakery
Do you have a fresh bum? he asked the baker
the baker looks confused for a second then realizes he wants a bun and sells him one
next the students in a hardware store and asks a clerk, for a fuckit
the clerk, asks did you mean a bucket?
so he goes ya , thats what i said i need a fuckit. so the student gets his bucket from the clerk
now in the pet shop he asks the guy at the cash for a cock-an-spank-it
the guy at the cash goes did you mean a Cocker Spaniel
and the student goes ya i want that dog
as he leaves the store his new Cocker Spaniel chases a squirll into a huge park so he has to go chase it but cant cause hes holding all his stuff
so he goes up to an old lady on a bench and asks her if she can hold his bum and fuckit while he gets his cock and spank it
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Neuron
Tek Savant
Registered: 12/28/08
Posts: 5,778
Loc: @meriKa
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Re: a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay [Re: hidenseek]
#11259994 - 10/16/09 01:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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TRIPLE FACEPALM
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druqs
ALKALOIDOHOLIC
Registered: 09/11/06
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Re: a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay [Re: Neuron]
#11260007 - 10/16/09 01:32 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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she would have to have a strap-on handy.
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k4ge
Registered: 11/25/08
Posts: 1,139
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay [Re: hidenseek]
#11260011 - 10/16/09 01:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel 10 again.
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Swyfty Swyf
Shrugsy Shrugs
Registered: 02/20/09
Posts: 7,113
Loc: North Alabama
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Re: a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay [Re: k4ge]
#11260068 - 10/16/09 01:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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So Little Johnny is fucking around out back and he pushes the outhouse off into the back creek.
A while later Little Johnny's daddy finds him and says, "Little Johnny, let me tell you a story. George Washington cut down the cherry tree and when his daddy asked him about, George Washington could not tell a lie and George Washington's daddy did not beat George Washington's ass for it. Now Little Johnny, did you push the outhouse off into the back creek?"
Little Johhny says, "Daddy, I cannot tell a lie, I did push that outhouse off into the back creek."
So of coarse, Little Johnny's daddy proceeds to tear Little Johnny's ass up.
Little Johnny screams, "But Daddy, George Washington's daddy didn't beat George Washington's ass for chopping down the cherry tree!"
Little Johnny's daddy says, "George Washington's daddy wasn't in that cherry tree when George Washington chopped it down, Little Johnny!"
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder
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Posts: 18,206
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Re: a joke, a joke, yay a joke, do you got a joke, yaaaaaaay [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11260395 - 10/16/09 02:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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one day a little boy walks by his parent's bedroom while they're doing sex. overhearing the words "dick" and "pussy" several times, words he has not heard before, he later asks them "what is a dick and pussy".
so they tell him it means "coat and jacket".
later, he walks by the bathroom while his father accidentally cuts himself whilst shaving. he yells "Shit!" in frustration. little boy asks father what shit means, so he replies "it means to shave, my son. it means to shave.."
then he walks into the kitchen while mom is preparing the turkey for dinner and accidentally cuts herself and yells "Fuck!" boy asks her what fuck means and she says "it means to cut.. I'm just cutting the turkey".
then the doorbell rings, being the father's business partners here to discuss the company merger with the foreign investors.
the boy answers the door and says "hang your dicks and pussies on the coat rack. dad's upstairs shitting and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
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