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    #11258760 - 10/16/09 09:41 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

A Sufi Story

NASRUDIN WAS EATING a poor man's diet of chickpeas and bread. His neighbor, who also claimed to be a wise man was living in a grand house and dining on sumptuous meals provided by the emperor himself.

His neighbor told Nasrudin, "if only you would learn to flatter the emperor and be subservient like I do, you would not have to live on chickpeas and bread."

Nasrudin replied, "and if only you would learn to live on chickpeas and bread, like I do, you would not have to flatter and live subservient to the emperor."

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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258765 - 10/16/09 09:42 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

word. chickpeas and bread ftw


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Re: werd [Re: subject]
    #11258785 - 10/16/09 09:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I think you may have missed the point, but yes hummus with flat-bread is delicious.


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258822 - 10/16/09 09:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

o shit, are chickpeas what's in hummus?
fuck yeah dude chickpeas for life :lol:

so uh i am not missing the point (as far as I know) but neither can i think of any response which that story needs.
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Re: werd [Re: laserpig]
    #11258833 - 10/16/09 09:59 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yes hummus is chick peas mixed with tahini (sesame seeds ground into paste) and other ingredients and spices.


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Re: werd [Re: subject]
    #11258839 - 10/16/09 10:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:drooling:


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258844 - 10/16/09 10:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is now about hummus.



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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258845 - 10/16/09 10:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

hummus > wisdom

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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258846 - 10/16/09 10:02 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

holy fucking shit i want that


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258856 - 10/16/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

deep.

but what if you love both food and freedom?  what then?


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Re: werd [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11258858 - 10/16/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

learn to cook


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Re: werd [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11258860 - 10/16/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Then you're set for life!


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258866 - 10/16/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

homemade hummus is always the best. it has a way better texture than store bought shit, plus you can flavor it however you want. i have made some before with ganja oil that was fucking bomb


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Re: werd [Re: subject]
    #11258874 - 10/16/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It's so much cheaper to make it yourself too.

I need to buy a food processor.


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11258877 - 10/16/09 10:09 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yeh that certainly helps


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Re: werd [Re: subject]
    #11258974 - 10/16/09 10:27 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

haha.  fruit that fall off the trees in autumn experience natural refrigeration with the falling temps.  the convenience of the whole thing just struck me as i finished an apple that i got from outside whilst smoking.  it's almost freezing out.  probably 40 or so.  the apple has been harvested for like 2 weeks now, yet it was amazingly juicy and crisp and fresh.  with a cool bite.  fucking awesome.

and i know this has nothing to do with the thread, but it kinda does.  what with the love of food and all.  apple.  hummus.  same diff.

btw.  another great ethnic food that's easy as fuck (throw it all in the food processor) is guacamole.  fuck me i love some fresh guac, though it gives me some vile gas.  but it's so good.  i bet it'd be tasty with hummus.  why not?


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Re: werd [Re: subject]
    #11258977 - 10/16/09 10:28 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

subject said:
homemade hummus is always the best. it has a way better texture than store bought shit, plus you can flavor it however you want. i have made some before with ganja oil that was fucking bomb



this is perhaps the best idea i have ever heard or ever will


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Re: werd [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11258999 - 10/16/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Guacamole is "ethnic" food?:lol: Where are you from?


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11259069 - 10/16/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

well it's as much ethnic as hummus :shrug:.


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Re: werd [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11259074 - 10/16/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

all food is ethnic food bro


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