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 eruditemonkey
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 i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. 
#11254252 - 10/15/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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its a hair follicle drug test.. For the past month i have been smoking 1-2 times a week (friday, sat)and now im tryin to get a better job, but these fuckers drug test hardcore lol.. I heard hair test are like unbeatable, but i know you guys have some methods right?
roughly how long should it take for me to be clean? and are there some methods to shorten my cleasing process?
some facts about me that might help:
-im very fit, i weigh 185 and i work out 6 times a week..
- im 18 so i have a very fast metabolism
- like i said before since fall has started i smoke 1-2 times a week max
- usually i smoke like an 1/8 of headies with 3 other ppl between friday night-saturday night..
so if i wait 15/30 days could i beat a hair follicle test?
Edited by eruditemonkey (10/15/09 04:20 PM)
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switchy85
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 Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: eruditemonkey]
#11254359 - 10/15/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Um, to be honest I'm not sure there really is a way to beat a hair test for sure. It's not like a urine test where you can work out and get it out of your system. Your hair will permanently show that you have smoked weed. You could shave your hair off, but it would have to be ALL of your hair, I think, and then it would look pretty suspicious.
Now, I'm not sure how accurate these tests are, so maybe you'll just get lucky.
I think icmag.com has a drug testing section of their forum. You could ask there and probably get a better response. They have members who run drug testing labs and such.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: switchy85]
#11254558 - 10/15/09 04:38 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shave your head with a razor, and then maybe they will change it to a piss test.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: starfirex]
#11255059 - 10/15/09 05:56 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, the will just use body hair. Have fun letting some dude snip your pubes.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: teeter]
#11255081 - 10/15/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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there is certain shampoos you can purchase i believe.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: mockingbird]
#11255142 - 10/15/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
mockingbird said:
there is certain shampoos you can purchase i believe.
Yes there are but none of them will help you pass a drug test. Fact is unless you remove all the hair on your body your fucked you can't beat it no matter how much you "cleanse". Shaving your head won't do anything either they could take arm, leg, nose or pubic hair.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: crazyboy25]
#11255167 - 10/15/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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yup sorry bro but youre shit out of luck
the only way to pass a hair test is to abstain from weed for 3 whole months
most often, by rule they are only allowed to analyze the length of your hair that corresponds to the last 3 months of drug use....allow it is sad to say that most labs just take however long your hair is which depending on how long can go back many more months or years...bullshit but this is the society we live
honestly there has been one interview where they told me id be required to take a hair test if i got the job and i got up, said thank you for your time, and walked out without another word....i will not support that facist bullshit
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: crazyboy25]
#11255175 - 10/15/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a friend of a friend who used a shampoo and did infact pass his test.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: Red_Snapper]
#11255204 - 10/15/09 06:18 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Red_Snapper said:
I have a friend of a friend who used a shampoo and did infact pass his test.
The old FoAF line. 
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: eruditemonkey]
#11255273 - 10/15/09 06:28 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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It stays in your hair for 7 years I think(im not sure) so your only option is to shave your body(even the jungle down south) and pluck your nose hair. Your eye browes must go and maybe your eye lashes too. You may try bleaching your hair if thats to much. Hair Test don't fuck around like a piss test or saliva test.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: eruditemonkey]
#11255287 - 10/15/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now that I think of it, what a gross invasion of privacy! Why should a company be allowed to do that?
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: Thoughtless420]
#11255362 - 10/15/09 06:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shampoos used to work but they changed the way they tested the follicles so they're useless now, you could always just tell them that you've smoked in the past but you've quit and that they can piss test you whenever they want.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: MedulaOblangata]
#11255398 - 10/15/09 06:50 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have passed a hair test. I had used alot of drugs in the 3 months prior. I did nothing for preparation. Sometimes people get lucky 
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: SillyString525]
#11255414 - 10/15/09 06:53 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wear a wig.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: ambargh]
#11255434 - 10/15/09 06:56 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ambargh said:
Wear a wig.
In all seriousness im pretty sure youre screwed OP sorry
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: Revolutionine]
#11255469 - 10/15/09 07:03 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, one thing you could do is:
Start looking for a new job.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: ambargh]
#11255625 - 10/15/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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shave yo head
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: Wasteland]
#11255838 - 10/15/09 08:07 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm just saying I know it to be a viable option(of course finding a reliable brand is a different matter), he couldn't touch anything after and my friends had to open doors for him and everything around the house before his test. He DID infact pass his test.
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: Red_Snapper]
#11256376 - 10/15/09 09:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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red snapper, do you have any idea what the brand was? Also how long ago was this?
This is bullshit, it really is an invasion of privacy.. If i want to smoke bud on my off time thats my fucking business, companies are allowed way too much personal info these days..
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Re: i need help with passing a drug test lol (hair follicle).. [Re: eruditemonkey]
#11256398 - 10/15/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
eruditemonkey said:
This is bullshit, it really is an invasion of privacy.. If i want to smoke bud on my off time thats my fucking business, companies are allowed way too much personal info these days..
Exactly. Why would you want to work for a corporation that participates in bullshit like that?
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