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Cultivation in Public Storage.
#11149313 - 09/29/09 09:26 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've read basically every post about this subject and still haven't come to a final conclusion. It's a long read, but I'd really like some critiques. Here it is:
Grow in a Public Storage garage, owned by the company Public Storage. The reason I am specifying them is that they have climate controlled rooms which you provide your own lock. Pay the rent for a full 3 months in advance, which they are actually promoting and for which you receive a discount. Register the space with a fake drivers license, wear gloves and wipe everything clean.
Prepare all the substrate and do all the colonizing at home, the storage unit is solely for storage of fruiting bags.
What i could theoretically do, If I were such a terrible person is prepare Wronguy Bags I would inject the wronguy bags with LC from Agar's Grain LC tek (I like knowing about contams). The bags would colonize at my house, inside of cardboard boxes. I would then transport these cardboard boxes to the inside of the storage unit. I would simply allow the darlings to fruit in vitro.
When they were ready to picked, I would simply fold up the boxes, and take the whole bags home to harvest and dry.
What do you think?
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11149927 - 09/29/09 11:37 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do the insides of those things have light?
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Dynoo]
#11150166 - 09/29/09 12:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Colonize at home, fruit in storage unit, then pack and harvest at home?
I don't get it. Twice transportation risk, plus it seems a bit odd to worry enough to pay extra for a FC unless you are trying to hide climate control. If you are already taking thing the risk at home, with everything but fruiting, then having to take everything back, why not just go ahead and do it all at home and be less visible with boxes and what not?
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Edited by numonkei (09/29/09 11:52 PM)
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11150844 - 09/29/09 02:26 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Driving that stuff around sounds more dangerous than just leaving it at home.
There was a story a few months back about a homeless guy that was busted growing cubensis in a storage unit. They claimed he went down because it "smelled like drugs", apparently he was cooking the substrate in there.
If you are going to do this at all, it would make more sense to cook and inoculate at home, then box it up and put it into storage and let it colonize there. Make sure to box it up well so if they have to go into your unit (for a roof leak or something) that there is nothing in plain sight.
I think an outdoor bed in your back yard could accomplish the same thing more inexpensively.
Unless you are living with someone on probation or something like that its probably best just to leave it in the house. Perhaps make a well hidden secret compartment in the walls.
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Anonymous #1
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I'm a college kid, and would rather my dorm mates stay out of my business. I only have room for about two bags. Also, my RA lives next door and is a nosy SOB. I could probably just innoc. wronguy bags, leave them there and come back in three weeks (keep one bag fruiting at my dorm, just to keep time), harvest and dry them (with desiccant), come back to pick second flush and remove dried ones and boxes. Basically go to the storage place twice over about a month period. Definitely no arousal of suspicions.
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11159155 - 09/30/09 06:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't grow anything until you have your own room. That's just common sense.
Transporting things around is far, far more dangerous than keeping them in a private room that nobody can enter without a probable cause, which you will never give them.
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: fastfred]
#11179739 - 10/04/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Growing in a place you don't have absolute control over (college dorm, storage area) is an awesome way to go to jail.
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Brennus]
#11180303 - 10/04/09 12:58 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, technically you don't have such FULL control even in one's fully paid and owned home. Or in space.
Still, not very wise unless you know something you are not telling anyone, (i.e. "I own the storage space and gave proximity mines around the entrance, and a few illegitimate passports).
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: numonkei]
#11180407 - 10/04/09 01:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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seems like a stupid idea but if you play your cards right it might work. I dunno about renting it out with a fake drivers license and shit though, that just seems more sketch to me.
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: numonkei]
#11192140 - 10/06/09 07:44 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
numonkei said: Well, technically you don't have such FULL control even in one's fully paid and owned home. Or in space.
I have to disagree, unless they have a warrant in hand you can run them off the property if you are the owner even if you're still paying the mortgage of course the risks become far greater when you're moving items from one location to another, the majority of arrests occur because of possession during transport
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#11192561 - 10/06/09 09:46 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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your room mates can get fucked up when you dry the shrooms in your room and store it.
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Re: Cultivation in Public Storage. [Re: dstark]
#11256041 - 10/15/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I see no reason to do this whatso ever.
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