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OfflineShroomerRoss
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Never trust a fart !!
    #11253814 - 10/15/09 04:53 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

most people probably seen this but for the ones that havent:thumbup: fukin classic i think.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11253824 - 10/15/09 04:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder if they still like her.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #11253838 - 10/15/09 04:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

its easilly done :lol:


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11254491 - 10/15/09 06:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

so fake in case u didnt know


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11254520 - 10/15/09 06:31 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

This is a serious problem...
I have IBS and- among the many other effects it brings- I get the compound of high amounts of gas that lead to bloating if not released, a weak sphincter, and diarreah.
This means that I have to fart often, but every one is a potential accident. I used to enjoy farts but now every time the need comes it's like playing a game of russion roulette only.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #11254538 - 10/15/09 06:34 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah never gamble on a fart, just ain't worth it.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: DeathCompany]
    #11254626 - 10/15/09 06:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:lol::lol:


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11254635 - 10/15/09 06:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

WTF?

Was that something menstrual or molecular diffusion of fecal matter?




EDIT: I'm color-blind and I can't tell if that's red or brown.


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Edited by meatcakeman (10/15/09 06:50 PM)


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11254696 - 10/15/09 06:59 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

its fake people  :facepalm:


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #11254743 - 10/15/09 07:07 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

DeadPhan said:
its fake people  :facepalm:




Funny nonetheless.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #11254854 - 10/15/09 07:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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its fake people  :facepalm:



This video may be fake but the phenomena most definitely exists- take this as a warning, every fart has the potential to become a bowel movement.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #11254869 - 10/15/09 07:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
Quote:

DeadPhan said:
its fake people  :facepalm:



This video may be fake but the phenomena most definitely exists- take this as a warning, every fart has the potential to become a bowel movement.





lol
fair enough! :lol:
i agree
from experience


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11254889 - 10/15/09 07:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
WTF?

Was that something menstrual or molecular diffusion of fecal matter?




EDIT: I'm color-blind and I can't tell if that's red or brown.



:ilold:


but yea.. it was brown.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #11254934 - 10/15/09 07:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: fatso]
    #11255080 - 10/15/09 08:00 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Much to my room-mate's chagrin, I've recently introduced a bunch of raw broccoli into my diet.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: DrMambo]
    #11255331 - 10/15/09 08:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)




Not related at all, but I enjoyed it, and didn't want to create a separate thread just for this.

Also, I enjoyed the girl shitting the hot tub.  even if it was fake....


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: Tri High]
    #11255709 - 10/15/09 09:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I'd still do her


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11255723 - 10/15/09 09:45 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Aww, why's everyone saying it's fake? Could so easily be real.. hahah.


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #11255724 - 10/15/09 09:46 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



Lol did you see this one.  :vaped:


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Re: Never trust a fart !! [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #11255794 - 10/15/09 09:58 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



yum


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