Home | Community | Message Board

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineTheBalance
Boo! Duh.
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 520
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: CapHat]
    #11251952 - 10/15/09 09:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

JESUS WAS A MASON

Behold, the Master Builder.

Lo, The Mystery Religion.

Hark, the Herald Angel Sings...

<----
---->

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesoldatheero
lastirishman
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/09/07
Posts: 2,856
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11251988 - 10/15/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

And Jesus was a fisherman symbolizing that the sun has entered the house of pieces.
I think jesus was a fish god.



I brokedown after reading that one.. haha wild stuff man


--------------------
..and may the zelda theme song be with you at all times, amen.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTheBalance
Boo! Duh.
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 520
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: soldatheero]
    #11252028 - 10/15/09 10:16 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

I think jesus was a fish god.





Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNoteworthy
Sophyphile
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 5,599
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: TheBalance]
    #11252101 - 10/15/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus did provide a lot of fish...

maybe his 'healing abilities' were actually a metaphor for the benefits of fish oil and Omega-3 fatty acids


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMushroomTrip
Dr. Teasy Thighs
Female User Gallery


Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 14,794
Loc: red panda village
Last seen: 3 years, 24 days
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: Smitington]
    #11252479 - 10/15/09 11:39 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Smitington said:
Cool stuff cap, Devinci was a Mason, and has been known to include alot of secrets in his works, you may be on to something. 




So like what is he, a second hand porn actor?


--------------------
:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelearningtofly
Ancient Aliens
Male


Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 15,105
Loc: Out of this world
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #11252587 - 10/15/09 11:54 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Quote:

Smitington said:
I definitely think Jesus was somebody different than the bible makes him out to be.




No shit.  He was more like this originally:



Hello Horus-I mean Jesus!




not rly brah there's too many differences


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTheBalance
Boo! Duh.
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 520
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: Noteworthy]
    #11252977 - 10/15/09 12:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Noteworthy said:
Jesus did provide a lot of fish...

maybe his 'healing abilities' were actually a metaphor for the benefits of fish oil and Omega-3 fatty acids




Don't forget Omega-6 & 9

Jesus:  "Okay 'Network' each of you bring a fish in your breast pocket...
When I touch my nose, like this, each of you produce your fish in astonishment.  In this way it will be done."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCapHat
Stranger


Registered: 10/05/09
Posts: 366
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11253241 - 10/15/09 01:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Well to day I see all the stupid replies. Ill start with first "OrgoneConclusion"
If you cut up a pizza, that makes christ divine? No stupid, show me where that was said other than you and your brain try to make some example. Yea not a good one , so you keep it. Dont try to say I said it. Show where jesus was an Alcoholic. Jesus may have drank wine but that does not make an Alcoholic. Alcoholics have an addiction to Alcohol and have withdraws. How do you come up with jesus being an Alcoholic? 

jesus was a mason! .

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: TheBalance]
    #11253916 - 10/15/09 03:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Don't forget Omega-6 & 9




God did say, "I am the Alpha and the Omega!"


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,441
Loc: Under the C
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: CapHat]
    #11253945 - 10/15/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

If you cut up a pizza, that makes christ divine? No stupid






:yesnod:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTheBalance
Boo! Duh.
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 520
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11254572 - 10/15/09 04:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:

Don't forget Omega-6 & 9




God did say, "I am the Alpha and the Omega!"




Nimrod.
:tongue2:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMarkostheGnostic
Elder
Male User Gallery

Registered: 12/09/99
Posts: 14,279
Loc: South Florida Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: CapHat]
    #11256449 - 10/15/09 09:38 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Unfortunately, despite arguments to the contrary, Freemasonry developed at best, after the stone-cutters guilds of the middle ages. There are several 'infancy narratives' among Christian apocryphal writings, but your interpretation is a modern overlay made upon modern creative suppositions. Carpenters were carpenters and stone masons, masons. The Joseph character is probably a literary insertion. Iesous may have helped in his father's shop, but was not significantly identified with this role any more than Paul is known for being a tent-maker.

If Iesous was in fact a historical personage, then he was a 1st century Galilean Jewish peasant. The gospel narratives were little more than public relations stories intended to bring in people to the fold, including the most ignorant and literal-minded. The Synoptics all paint one picture, hence syn-optic: one-view, and the later Johannine gospel, while the most popular, paints an entirely Pagan Hellenistic picture of God masquerading as a human being.Son of God is used throughout the Tenach (OT) to describe the 'divine right of kings,' NOT the offspring of Deity. That is a Hellenistic mythological idea.

John villifies Jews, despite the notion that Iesous and all hid friends were Jews. I do tend to agree with the astrotheological assumptions however.INRI does not translate as you have translated it.  IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVDÆORVM (Jesus Nazarenus, Rex Judaeorum - Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews).


--------------------
γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepo0dingles
0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Registered: 08/20/09
Posts: 419
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #11256701 - 10/15/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This is the 2nd thread of yours I've wasted my time on.


1-There's nothing secret or wildly amazing about the Freemasons. It's an organization and anyone is free to apply. You have to be of sound mind and nature to join and even then you may not be accepted. It's more of a fraternity than some secret diabolical organization that's poised to take over the world / join the NWO.

2-Jesus was a CARPENTER, dummy. It's a completely different trade.

3-Freemasons were formed long after Jesus' time. If you did any research on this what-so-ever, you'd know the Freemasons were formed in the Medieval times when extravagant Churches were being built left and right. Freemasonry simply means a mason who is free to work. Today we have the same terminology for Contractors AKA ***FREELANCE**. It's nothing special. Get over it.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTri High
Whigro
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 11,769
Loc: Monaghan, Ireland
Last seen: 12 years, 20 days
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #11256852 - 10/15/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

My post may  not sound as smart as yours, but:

Wasn't Solomon's temple built by masons?

Or perhaps the masons took the architectural traits from the Bible's version of solomon's temple?

And to caphat:

Prehaps the masons also took the story of jesus killing, and resurrecting, and adapted it to their practices.

You're jewish, perhaps, Markos?


--------------------
you just need money to get laid - starfire_xes

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepo0dingles
0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Registered: 08/20/09
Posts: 419
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: Tri High]
    #11256889 - 10/15/09 10:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tri High said:
My post may  not sound as smart as yours, but:

Wasn't Solomon's temple built by masons?

Or perhaps the masons took the architectural traits from the Bible's version of solomon's temple?

And to caphat:

Prehaps the masons also took the story of jesus killing, and resurrecting, and adapted it to their practices.

You're jewish, perhaps, Markos?




Hi Tri,

I'm not saying there never existed masons in Jesus's time. I'm saying Freemasons did not. I've studied Freemasons and the OTO. I'm interested in both, but not for world domination--although I admit it'd be pretty awesome if they were involved.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Freemasonry


Here's a quote RIGHT OFF THE FREEMASON'S WEBSITE!
http://www.msana.com/historyfm.asp

"History of Freemasonry
No one knows with certainty how or when the Masonic Fraternity was formed. A widely accepted theory among Masonic scholars is that it arose from the stonemasons’ guilds during the Middle Ages. The language and symbols used in the fraternity’s rituals come from this era. The oldest document that makes reference to Masons is the Regius Poem, printed about 1390, which was a copy of an earlier work. In 1717, four lodges in London formed the first Grand Lodge of England, and records from that point on are more complete.

Within thirty years, the fraternity had spread throughout Europe and the American Colonies. Freemasonry became very popular in colonial America. George Washington was a Mason, Benjamin Franklin served as the head of the fraternity in Pennsylvania, as did Paul Revere and Joseph Warren in Massachusetts. Other well-known Masons involved with the founding of America included John Hancock, John Sullivan, Lafayette, Baron Fredrick von Stuben, Nathanael Greene, and John Paul Jones. Another Mason, Chief Justice John Marshall, shaped the Supreme Court into its present form.

Over the centuries, Freemasonry has developed into a worldwide fraternity emphasizing personal study, self-improvement, and social betterment via individual involvement and philanthropy. During the late 1700s it was one of the organizations most responsible for spreading the ideals of the Enlightenment: the dignity of man and the liberty of the individual, the right of all persons to worship as they choose, the formation of democratic governments, and the importance of public education. Masons supported the first public schools in both Europe and America.

During the 1800s and early 1900s, Freemasonry grew dramatically. At that time, the government had provided no social "safety net". The Masonic tradition of founding orphanages, homes for widows, and homes for the aged provided the only security many people knew.

Today in North America, the Masonic Fraternity continues this tradition by giving almost $1.5 million each day to causes that range from operating children’s hospitals, providing treatment for childhood language disorders, treating eye diseases, funding medical research, contributing to local community service, and providing care to Masons and their families at Masonic Homes.

The four million Masons worldwide continue to help men and women face the problems of the 21st century by building bridges of brotherhood and instilling in the hearts of men ideals for a better tomorrow."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehitch hiker
OU812
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/08/08
Posts: 621
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: po0dingles]
    #11256905 - 10/15/09 10:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:laugh:I had no idea there were any jewish masons,
If thats the belief anyway.
not that I believe any of it anyway.


--------------------

where can I find this picture

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepo0dingles
0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Registered: 08/20/09
Posts: 419
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: hitch hiker]
    #11256957 - 10/15/09 11:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

hitch hiker said:
:laugh:I had no idea there were any Jewish masons,
If that's the belief anyway.
not that I believe any of it anyway.




It's a silly thought. Kinda like peeing in a girl's vagina. And of equal intellectual value to ponder.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehitch hiker
OU812
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/08/08
Posts: 621
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: po0dingles]
    #11257003 - 10/15/09 11:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Good one!
My old lady Mary Magdalen would be pissed if I did that!
But what the hell would she care methinks shes a whore.


--------------------

where can I find this picture

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleshowme
Stranger
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 1,782
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #11257838 - 10/16/09 03:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I think on your search for Truth, you have no guidance and so really all you do is guess and grab at handfuls of air, holding onto some conviction that you may have something. No worse than what you might accuse Christians of doing (holding on to conviction), except they have more of an actual basis for their conviction...


just what I think...:crazy2:


--------------------
Imagination is the organ of meaning.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCapHat
Stranger


Registered: 10/05/09
Posts: 366
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
Re: JESUS WAS A MASON [Re: showme]
    #11262767 - 10/16/09 09:38 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

showme said:
I think on your search for Truth, you have no guidance and so really all you do is guess and grab at handfuls of air, holding onto some conviction that you may have something. No worse than what you might accuse Christians of doing (holding on to conviction), except they have more of an actual basis for their conviction...

just what I think...:crazy2:






WELL PEOPLE STOP THINKING, THE TIME HAS COME TO START KNOWING.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Christianity, Colonialism, Capitalism and Islam. atomikfunksoldier 2,018 14 07/14/03 07:44 AM
by gnrm23
* The Biggest Question of Christianity...
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Herbus 8,560 64 01/03/07 08:40 AM
by implicitli
* Reincarnation and Christianity
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Jellric 7,648 60 12/04/04 05:31 PM
by Fucknuckle
* Free Masons
( 1 2 3 4 all )
zahudulallah 4,352 61 02/08/05 01:19 PM
by Vertigo6911
* Whats up with these fucking Masons??
( 1 2 3 all )
plexus 5,126 49 09/18/04 11:30 PM
by dokin
* Christian website on evolution
( 1 2 3 all )
Swami 3,921 54 01/18/05 08:48 PM
by vampirism
* Christian churches supporting war and bloodshed
( 1 2 3 all )
OrgoneConclusion 5,934 53 10/31/07 03:09 PM
by BlueCoyote
* The Holy Trinity is the Occult Doctrine Behind Islamic Hatred of Christianity
( 1 2 all )
MarkostheGnostic 4,046 36 11/21/07 02:43 PM
by MarkostheGnostic

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, DividedQuantum
3,513 topic views. 2 members, 7 guests and 21 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.031 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 15 queries.