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3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery
    #11250568 - 10/15/09 03:34 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

Kanye West should buy one of these. My understanding is that he likes fishdicks...



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Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges, grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course -- Three bottles of world's most expensive vodka -- RussoBaltique Vodka.

We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury -- bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.




http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

*I know that a whale is technically a mammal.


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250572 - 10/15/09 03:35 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

Gold plated windows? Something about that just doesn't seem safe.:lol:


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250585 - 10/15/09 03:38 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

So, does the whale-penis seat turn into a couch if you rub it? :rimshot:


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11250596 - 10/15/09 03:41 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
So, does the whale-penis seat turn into a couch if you rub it? :rimshot:




:ilold: :killerrabbit: :superkitty:


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250611 - 10/15/09 03:44 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

BTW, hey there Pap! Good to see you posting. :laugh: Hows life treating you?


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11250644 - 10/15/09 03:57 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

Pretty good. I've been posting off and on for the past few weeks -- keeping democracy safe for all size and manner of God's creatures...

In case you missed it, this thread was kind of fun: 28IF

My recent concerns are whether or not The Large Hadron Collider is Being Sabotaged from the Future?

And why DARPA wants to make flexible robots that can squeeze into small holes.

But Whale Penis Upholstery will always get my attention...


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250682 - 10/15/09 04:06 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

That's good to know. :sun: It's the same old same old with me, just post-whoring away here and  keeping the forums safe from those maurading Nylon boys. :shiftyeyes:


P.S. That little squishy DARPA robot would make a great sex toy. :naughty:


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11250694 - 10/15/09 04:09 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

LoL @ DARPA Sex Toy! :grin:

Maybe that's what happened to Goatse -- he was part of a secret government experiment that went horribly awry...


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250704 - 10/15/09 04:13 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

Indeed. There are many deep and mysterious things about the internet's most famous butthole.


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11250716 - 10/15/09 04:16 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Le_Canard]
    #11250718 - 10/15/09 04:17 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

I have heard that it contains reptilian nests, and possibly Masonic imagery...

Speaking of famous buttholes...



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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: PJDIDDLE]
    #11250726 - 10/15/09 04:19 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

there a both good and bad sides to this.


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11251955 - 10/15/09 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 days ago)

It's the new dance craze, "The Ripper!" All the kids are doing it...


It would seem to be a modified "twist"...


10 years later he cut a "disco" version...


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: Papaver]
    #11251972 - 10/15/09 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 days ago)

:ilold:


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Re: 3 Words: Whale Penis Upholstery [Re: memes]
    #11251986 - 10/15/09 12:07 PM (8 years, 4 days ago)

Le Hookah Cha Cha Cha...



The hookah makes its appearance at 0:35 when the camera dollies right. I think the Cheshire Cat may also be hiding in there somewhere...


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