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Offlinelearningtofly
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Question about "god"
    #11240903 - 10/13/09 07:23 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?

if so that would mean that no one is in charge in heaven and shit could go krazy

and that means that satan pwn3d god

so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11240926 - 10/13/09 07:28 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

believe what ever the fuck you want man.  for all we know llamas control the universe.


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11240941 - 10/13/09 07:31 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?

if so that would mean that no one is in charge in heaven and shit could go krazy

and that means that satan pwn3d god

so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




Yes


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11240965 - 10/13/09 07:34 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Mary made that shit up about God knocking her up to avoid Joseph (aka, 'the sap') getting all uppity with her for having some pharisee's love snot pumped into her piss pocket...


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Trepiodos]
    #11241104 - 10/13/09 07:53 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?




No, for one thing God is God, by definition ANYTHING he does would be automatically defined as "good", he cannot (at least biblically) act evilly...For another, adultery is sexual intercourse with someone you're not married to while married to someone.  Since God never came down and had sex with Mary (he bypassed that, impregnated her asexually), no adultery would have occured.

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so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




If he wasn't baptized...really it depends on the branch of Christianity you adhere to, the United Church of Canada would give you an entirely different answer than the Eastern Orthodox or Catholic church.


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Charos]
    #11241129 - 10/13/09 07:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Charos said:
Quote:

If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?




No, for one thing God is God, by definition ANYTHING he does would be automatically defined as "good", he cannot (at least biblically) act evilly...For another, adultery is sexual intercourse with someone you're not married to while married to someone.  Since God never came down and had sex with Mary (he bypassed that, impregnated her asexually), no adultery would have occured.

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so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




If he wasn't baptized...really it depends on the branch of Christianity you adhere to, the United Church of Canada would give you an entirely different answer than the Eastern Orthodox or Catholic church.



lol blah blah blah etc.


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: lmfsmoke]
    #11241442 - 10/13/09 08:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

lmfsmoke said:
Quote:

Charos said:
Quote:

If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?




No, for one thing God is God, by definition ANYTHING he does would be automatically defined as "good", he cannot (at least biblically) act evilly...For another, adultery is sexual intercourse with someone you're not married to while married to someone.  Since God never came down and had sex with Mary (he bypassed that, impregnated her asexually), no adultery would have occured.

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so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




If he wasn't baptized...really it depends on the branch of Christianity you adhere to, the United Church of Canada would give you an entirely different answer than the Eastern Orthodox or Catholic church.



lol blah blah blah etc.




Well, that was certainly pertinent :P


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11242425 - 10/13/09 10:45 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My little sister believes in that stuff.


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Charos]
    #11243432 - 10/14/09 01:41 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Charos said:
Quote:

If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?




No, for one thing God is God, by definition ANYTHING he does would be automatically defined as "good", he cannot (at least biblically) act evilly...For another, adultery is sexual intercourse with someone you're not married to while married to someone.  Since God never came down and had sex with Mary (he bypassed that, impregnated her asexually), no adultery would have occured.

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so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




If he wasn't baptized...really it depends on the branch of Christianity you adhere to, the United Church of Canada would give you an entirely different answer than the Eastern Orthodox or Catholic church.




Good luck in life, you need it :lol:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #11292986 - 10/21/09 05:38 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

That's what my lucky rabbits foot is for...if I could get the goddamn rabbit to quit squealing, wriggling and bleeding all over the place it'd be even luckier...


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11293133 - 10/21/09 05:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Immaculate conception = Artificial insemination.

:lol:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: figmentfragment]
    #11293141 - 10/21/09 05:59 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

And I'd put money God is way better in bed than a turkey baster


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Charos]
    #11293164 - 10/21/09 06:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

God is probably a pedophile. :jailbait:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Charos]
    #11293177 - 10/21/09 06:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

*husband comes home early from work, walks in on his wife...*


scene 1

Wife: "oh!!! (insert husband's name) I wasn't expecting you home so early!!!"
Husband: "wait a minute, what are you doing with that turkey baster???"

Scene 2

Wife: "oh!!! (insert husband's name) I wasn't expecting you home so early!!!"
Husband: "wait a minute, what is *He* doing here???"

:rofl:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Poid]
    #11293191 - 10/21/09 06:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Poid said:
God is probably a pedophile. :jailbait:




There is no "probably" about it.


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: learningtofly]
    #11293243 - 10/21/09 06:14 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
If it's a sin to commit adultery

And god impregnated mary while she was married to joseph

does that mean god committed adultery and could be sent to hell?

if so that would mean that no one is in charge in heaven and shit could go krazy

and that means that satan pwn3d god

so yeah?

also if Jesus is a bastard child, isn't that also not good?




:lol:

:thumbup:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: figmentfragment]
    #11293246 - 10/21/09 06:15 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

He's also into bondage. :bondage:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: figmentfragment]
    #11293773 - 10/21/09 07:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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figmentfragment said:
Immaculate conception = Artificial insemination.

:lol:




Find immaculate conception in the Bible.  You can't.
These are the teachings of man.
This is a doctrine of the catholic church.  God is a spirit.
He CAN'T do these things which you speak of.

He did bypass the sex act.  That was the whole reason he had to come to earth in human form in the first place.  He had to bypass the original sin. 
SEX.  He created sperm AND egg in Mary. 
He spoke it. 

Why do people try to limit an limitless God?:biggrin:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Darkestone]
    #11293829 - 10/21/09 07:39 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Darkestone said:
Quote:

figmentfragment said:
Immaculate conception = Artificial insemination.

:lol:




Find immaculate conception in the Bible.  You can't.
These are the teachings of man.
This is a doctrine of the catholic church.  God is a spirit.
He CAN'T do these things which you speak of.

He did bypass the sex act.  That was the whole reason he had to come to earth in human form in the first place.  He had to bypass the original sin. 
SEX.  He created sperm AND egg in Mary. 
He spoke it. 

Why do people try to limit an limitless God?:biggrin:




:uhoh:

My comment was not to validate "immaculate" conception, but to place the concept (in which I have no personal belief) in a relevant modern context.

:rofl:


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Re: Question about "god" [Re: Trepiodos]
    #11294143 - 10/21/09 08:22 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Trepiodos said:
Mary made that shit up about God knocking her up to avoid Joseph (aka, 'the sap') getting all uppity with her for having some pharisee's love snot pumped into her piss pocket...



:rofl:


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