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OfflineCoaster
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How Amerikan are you?????????????
    #11237788 - 10/13/09 06:49 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i take 30 min showers
i drive mostly solo
i like to colonize things
i eat meat with every meal
i like to get into debates
i like to get bitchs krunk and grindddd
i like it when ppl can hear me rollin down der st.
i can smoke a bong and drive simultaneously
i like to measure things with my yard stick
i like to get drunk with a beer bong
i like lighting things on fire
i like double standards
i wear sunglasses at night
i wear hats indoors
i tilt my chair back
i drive with 1 hand


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Coaster]
    #11237807 - 10/13/09 07:06 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

When if that's the criteria for being an American then I'm apparently not. I don't do any of that stuff.:uhoh:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11237809 - 10/13/09 07:07 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I take that back, I do like lighting things on fire.


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Coaster]
    #11237812 - 10/13/09 07:10 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

hhahahahhahahahahah


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: shadyy]
    #11237829 - 10/13/09 07:23 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

of those things:

i drive mostly solo
i *sometimes* like long showers (25-30 min)
i like getting into debates
i like setting things on fire
i tilt my chair back
and i drive with one hand (though i don't see how this is "American")

i've never tried to smoke a bong while driving, but i regularly smoke a bowl


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11237968 - 10/13/09 08:31 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i take 30 min showers
i drive mostly solo
i like to colonize things
i eat meat with every meal
i like to get into debates
i like to get bitchs krunk and grindddd
i like it when ppl can hear me rollin down der st.
i can smoke a bong and drive simultaneously
i like to measure things with my yard stick
i like to get drunk with a beer bong
i like lighting things on fire
i like double standards
i wear sunglasses at night
i wear hats indoors
i tilt my chair back
i drive with 1 hand

all of the above +

i can drive with my thumb
drink budlight,busch,pabst
i do not recycle
i drive a truck thats not good on gas
steak sauce and ketchup are good anytime
freedom/french fries are great
i leave the lights on when leaving my house
if you don't like it you can geeeeettttttt ouuuuuut :boot:
edit: ride a horse
shoot any gun handed to me with precision
drive a tractor
skin a deer
eat corn on the cob
think everyone owes me something


Edited by Tomandjerry58 (10/13/09 08:35 AM)


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #11238048 - 10/13/09 09:13 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

several of those just have me asking why, with thinly veiled contempt in my voice.

why would you not recycle?  is it really that hard to toss your cans and bottles into the blue container?

why the fuck would you leave the lights on when you leave?  that's just retarded.  you're costing yourself money.

trucks are understandable when used for working.  those who are not working men yet still drive trucks make me want to slash tires.

busch is like the worst beer.  PBR on the other hand, was my staple for years.

and the ketchup/steak sauce on everything... your loss.  :puke:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Coaster]
    #11238056 - 10/13/09 09:15 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
i like to colonize things




:obama:


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I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Snape]
    #11238064 - 10/13/09 09:17 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Am I Amerikan?  Yep.  How can you tell?  Becuase I don't give a fuck :shrug:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11238069 - 10/13/09 09:19 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

blewmeanie said:
I take that back, I do like lighting things on fire.



you don't like to colonize things? :wink:


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11238088 - 10/13/09 09:28 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I am American because:

I own a home, two cars, and an American flag.

I am married with 1.86 children.

I have two happy dogs.

I have a cup of coffee and read the paper every morning.

I enjoy cutting the grass, eating cheeseburgers, and drinking six-packs.

My neighbors know that I am always happy to loan them a cup of sugar.

After an honest day's work, I wipe my feet on my welcome mat.

Sometimes I take my family to the ball game, or go bowling with the guys.

(Cut and pasted from my bio)


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11238116 - 10/13/09 09:40 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i was born here so i am 100% american.


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Deltron3030]
    #11238120 - 10/13/09 09:44 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I do most of that stuff and I'm 0% American.


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: koraks]
    #11238124 - 10/13/09 09:46 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

That's a shame, pilgrim, you would make a fine American.  :nonono:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #11238144 - 10/13/09 10:00 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

preschooler said:
i take 30 min showers
i drive mostly solo
i like to colonize things
i eat meat with every meal
i like to get into debates
i like to get bitchs krunk and grindddd
i like it when ppl can hear me rollin down der st.
i can smoke a bong and drive simultaneously
i like to measure things with my yard stick
i like to get drunk with a beer bong
i like lighting things on fire
i like double standards
i wear sunglasses at night
i wear hats indoors
i tilt my chair back
i drive with 1 hand

all of the above +

i can drive with my thumb
drink budlight,busch,pabst
i do not recycle
i drive a truck thats not good on gas
steak sauce and ketchup are good anytime
freedom/french fries are great
i leave the lights on when leaving my house
if you don't like it you can geeeeettttttt ouuuuuut :boot:
edit: ride a horse
shoot any gun handed to me with precision
drive a tractor
skin a deer
eat corn on the cob
think everyone owes me something




That's just being unecofriendly


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11238150 - 10/13/09 10:01 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:

blewmeanie said:
I take that back, I do like lighting things on fire.



you don't like to colonize things? :wink:



nope, I let nature take care of that for me.:awesome:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11238153 - 10/13/09 10:03 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Im having my feet colonized.
I mist them before I put my socks on.


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11238156 - 10/13/09 10:04 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
That's a shame, pilgrim, you would make a fine American.  :nonono:



Hell no, I like sitting on a bubble of LNG, making a fat pile of cash out of it by not doing much in general.


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: koraks]
    #11238181 - 10/13/09 10:15 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I just bought a TV on my credit card
I watch king of the hill
I drive a pick-up
I left my homeland in search for a better life

:shrug:


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Re: How Amerikan are you????????????? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #11238198 - 10/13/09 10:21 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

what homeland was that?


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