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So a mushroom walks into a bar...
#11234618 - 10/12/09 05:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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And says to the bartender "hey give me a drink!" Bartender says that they don't serve 'his kind' and he should leave. The mushroom is like WTF are you serious? He asks again to get somethin to drink but the bartender says no.
The next day, the same mushrooms goes into the bar and tries for a third time to get a drink. The bartender says that hes not welcome there and has to leave.
The mushroom goes "Come on dude, I'm a fun guy!"
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Atheist]
#11234636 - 10/12/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: learningtofly]
#11234657 - 10/12/09 05:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oddly...
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Atheist]
#11234710 - 10/12/09 05:54 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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but literally speaking, "Fungi" is not pronounced "Fun-guy"
it's "fun-jae" ... or if you're from the UK, fun-gee.
just a lil fyi
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Cracka_X]
#11234762 - 10/12/09 06:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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when my gf told me this joke, thats the first thing i thought of
i didnt feel like correcting her becuz,, well.. u know how that shit goes
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Atheist]
#11234783 - 10/12/09 06:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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hehe, you must correct her! defy that woman!
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Atheist]
#11234786 - 10/12/09 06:07 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Weakest punchline I've read since I was a youngling reading Laffy Taffy wrappers.
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Wasteland]
#11234794 - 10/12/09 06:08 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I died a little inside.
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Morgenstern]
#11234811 - 10/12/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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A guy walks into a pet store with his newt. The man in the pet store goes, "what's that?" the guy replies, "It's my newt!" pet store man says, "oh ya, what's his name?" the man replies, "Tiny" pet store guy reciprocates, "why do you call him tiny?" The guy replies, " Because he's my-newt(minute)!"
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Cracka_X]
#11234820 - 10/12/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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then for good measure.
Why'd the tortoise cross the road?
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Cracka_X]
#11234831 - 10/12/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't get it.
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Cracka_X]
#11234981 - 10/12/09 06:38 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cracka_X said: but literally speaking, "Fungi" is not pronounced "Fun-guy"
it's "fun-jae" ... or if you're from the UK, fun-gee.
just a lil fyi
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: trip forever]
#11235055 - 10/12/09 06:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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well the joke should be accurate
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Re: So a mushroom walks into a bar... [Re: Morgenstern]
#11235060 - 10/12/09 06:52 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mataspore said: I died a little inside.
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